A man was in a bar all day and he had to use the bathroom. He was in there for a while, yelling, so the barmaid reluctantly went to the bathroom to check on him.
"Sir, what are you yelling about? You're scaring the customers."
"Every time I try to flush the toilet something keeps biting my balls ...
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- Fri Jun 28, 2013 5:17 pm
- Forum: General Discussion Board
- Topic: The Joke Thread
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1288
- Fri Jun 28, 2013 5:14 pm
- Forum: General Discussion Board
- Topic: The Joke Thread
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1288
- Fri Jun 28, 2013 5:13 pm
- Forum: General Discussion Board
- Topic: The Joke Thread
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1288
- Sun Jan 29, 2012 5:26 pm
- Forum: General Discussion Board
- Topic: NBC/WSJ poll: Majority would vote out every member of Congress
- Replies: 11
- Views: 2368
- Sat Jan 28, 2012 8:57 pm
- Forum: Software Forum
- Topic: Win7 64bit system won't let any Google products install!!
- Replies: 16
- Views: 5037
- Sat Jan 28, 2012 6:39 pm
- Forum: Software Forum
- Topic: Win7 64bit system won't let any Google products install!!
- Replies: 16
- Views: 5037
- Fri Jan 27, 2012 3:40 pm
- Forum: Software Forum
- Topic: Win7 64bit system won't let any Google products install!!
- Replies: 16
- Views: 5037
Win7 64bit system won't let any Google products install!!
This isn't just about Google Chrome, it's when I try to install ANY google service on my PC. I just tried to install Google Music Manager and like Chrome and the Voice exe's, I will download it, and then the install will begin, the Mouse cursor will show the green circular activity install icon ...
- Mon Oct 03, 2011 2:40 pm
- Forum: General Discussion Board
- Topic: This made my sides hurt
- Replies: 0
- Views: 1024
This made my sides hurt
[video=youtube;GrIp3k5pJQM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrIp3k5p ... r_embedded[/video]
- Tue Aug 02, 2011 12:09 pm
- Forum: General Discussion Board
- Topic: Unlimited Detail Gaming....WOW!!
- Replies: 4
- Views: 1210
Unlimited Detail Gaming....WOW!!
Check this out if you haven't seen it already
http://www.wimp.com/gamesrealistic/
Talk about game changer if it's for real.
http://www.wimp.com/gamesrealistic/
Talk about game changer if it's for real.
- Sat Jul 30, 2011 11:53 am
- Forum: General Discussion Board
- Topic: Somthing Punny...
- Replies: 4
- Views: 1187
Somthing Punny...
1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired hissize from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band ...
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band ...
- Sat Jul 23, 2011 1:52 pm
- Forum: General Discussion Board
- Topic: How serious is the US Debt situation?
- Replies: 9
- Views: 2293
How serious is the US Debt situation?
Was reading an article where the writer stated that the Media has been sensationalizing the American Debt story because it is the middle of Summer when hot stories are hard to come by and so the only story to latch onto is the Debt crisis. Is it really as bad as we are reading and if so, are we ...
- Tue May 17, 2011 6:14 pm
- Forum: General Discussion Board
- Topic: Finally!! people are standing up to annoying cell phone usage!
- Replies: 18
- Views: 3281
- Sat May 07, 2011 8:48 am
- Forum: General Discussion Board
- Topic: Gas Prices at it again..
- Replies: 309
- Views: 32070
- Thu May 05, 2011 5:16 pm
- Forum: General Discussion Board
- Topic: A happy message for Sava.. AT&T Bandwidth Caps.
- Replies: 62
- Views: 12910
Why only in North America are we seeing the need for Caps and the ongoing claim that they are necessary and inevitable, when Europe and Asia have no such issues at all? If these ISP's would take some of the insanely gross profits they are wracking in and put it towards their infrastructure we would ...
- Sat Apr 30, 2011 2:03 pm
- Forum: General Discussion Board
- Topic: The Guide to Pooping at Work....Debbie, take notice....
- Replies: 8
- Views: 3575
In continuation of the Poo thread "Pooping at work"
THE GHOST ****
The kind where you feel **** come out, see **** on the toilet paper, but there's no **** in the bowl.
THE CLEAN ****
The kind where you feel **** come out, see **** in the bowl, but there's no **** on the toilet paper.
THE WET ****
You wipe your ass fifty times and it still ...
The kind where you feel **** come out, see **** on the toilet paper, but there's no **** in the bowl.
THE CLEAN ****
The kind where you feel **** come out, see **** in the bowl, but there's no **** on the toilet paper.
THE WET ****
You wipe your ass fifty times and it still ...
- Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:41 pm
- Forum: Gaming
- Topic: Hot Shot's Golf like game for PC
- Replies: 1
- Views: 10193
Hot Shot's Golf like game for PC
Anybody know any Golf games for PC that are similar to hotshots golf? I'm just looking for a fun non serious game and hotshots was a lot of fun.
- Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:30 pm
- Forum: Networks and Wireless Routers
- Topic: Setting up Wireless to connect PSP Go with Desktop
- Replies: 0
- Views: 2839
Setting up Wireless to connect PSP Go with Desktop
I have an Asus PCE-N13 adapter in my pc, how do I setup a wireless option so that my psp go can connect and update/transfer to it?
Running on windows 7
Running on windows 7
- Mon Feb 21, 2011 9:17 pm
- Forum: Broadband Tweaks Help
- Topic: Can't change MTU from 1440
- Replies: 1
- Views: 2768
Can't change MTU from 1440
Here's my Analyzer results, what should I change? I don't see where in TCP Optimizer I can change the TCP window or Rwin Value. Strangely when I set "All Adapters" to be modified and use optimal settings for an 18Mbs connection, the Analyzer still gives me the same results as below.
« SpeedGuide ...
« SpeedGuide ...
- Wed Feb 02, 2011 11:11 pm
- Forum: General Discussion Board
- Topic: Chris Nolan's Inception and the next Superman movie
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1087
- Sun Jan 09, 2011 8:08 pm
- Forum: General Discussion Board
- Topic: Star Wars 3D
- Replies: 15
- Views: 1776
- Sun Jan 09, 2011 8:01 pm
- Forum: General Discussion Board
- Topic: Star Wars 3D
- Replies: 15
- Views: 1776
- Sun Jan 09, 2011 7:27 pm
- Forum: General Discussion Board
- Topic: Star Wars 3D
- Replies: 15
- Views: 1776
- Fri Nov 19, 2010 5:17 pm
- Forum: Broadband Tweaks Help
- Topic: Win 7 64 (15/1 ADSL2) should I tweak anything?
- Replies: 1
- Views: 1416
Win 7 64 (15/1 ADSL2) should I tweak anything?
« SpeedGuide.net TCP Analyzer Results »
Tested on: 11.19.2010 17:16
IP address: 98.143.xxx.xx
Client OS: Windows 7
TCP options string: 020405ac0103030201010402
MSS: 1452
MTU: 1492
TCP Window: 66792 (multiple of MSS)
RWIN Scaling: 2 bits (2^2=4)
Unscaled RWIN : 16698
Recommended RWINs ...
Tested on: 11.19.2010 17:16
IP address: 98.143.xxx.xx
Client OS: Windows 7
TCP options string: 020405ac0103030201010402
MSS: 1452
MTU: 1492
TCP Window: 66792 (multiple of MSS)
RWIN Scaling: 2 bits (2^2=4)
Unscaled RWIN : 16698
Recommended RWINs ...
- Fri Nov 19, 2010 5:05 pm
- Forum: Hardware & Overclocking
- Topic: Corded Logitech Wave stopped responding
- Replies: 4
- Views: 1166
- Fri Nov 19, 2010 4:58 pm
- Forum: Hardware & Overclocking
- Topic: Corded Logitech Wave stopped responding
- Replies: 4
- Views: 1166
- Thu Nov 18, 2010 4:24 am
- Forum: Hardware & Overclocking
- Topic: Corded Logitech Wave stopped responding
- Replies: 4
- Views: 1166
Corded Logitech Wave stopped responding
I changed my plug'n'play OS option in my bios to yes and after that my keyboard stopped working. I switched it back to no but now the wave when plugged in stalls win7 at the bios splash screen.
I tried uninstalling the logitech HID in device manager but still nothing.
I hope I've explained it well ...
I tried uninstalling the logitech HID in device manager but still nothing.
I hope I've explained it well ...
- Thu Oct 21, 2010 5:13 pm
- Forum: General Discussion Board
- Topic: SAGA....remember these guys?
- Replies: 2
- Views: 677
Here's another good one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrkVWVgwwfc
BTW...how do you link the actual video from youtube?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrkVWVgwwfc
BTW...how do you link the actual video from youtube?
- Sun Sep 26, 2010 11:05 pm
- Forum: General Discussion Board
- Topic: Zip tours – sounds like fun
- Replies: 6
- Views: 865
- Tue Sep 14, 2010 9:13 pm
- Forum: General Discussion Board
- Topic: Anyone else get this spam via private message?
- Replies: 33
- Views: 11624
Anyone else get this spam via private message?
HI. Goodday, my name is vera a young lady i will like to have a communication with you so that we can know each other better if you will have the desire with me there is some issues i will like to share with you.
I will be glad to get acquainted. I will be glad to answer and send you my pictures ...
I will be glad to get acquainted. I will be glad to answer and send you my pictures ...
- Sat Aug 07, 2010 12:02 am
- Forum: General Discussion Board
- Topic: Solar highways anyone?
- Replies: 2
- Views: 1083
- Thu Aug 05, 2010 1:38 pm
- Forum: General Discussion Board
- Topic: What tech would it take to make a real lightsaber?
- Replies: 3
- Views: 683
What tech would it take to make a real lightsaber?
Was reading this article on Dailytech
http://www.dailytech.com/article.aspx?newsid=19272
And it made me wonder what kind of technology (either available or future tech) it would take to make a true lightsaber...and how the heck would you make the light only shoot out the length of the blade and ...
http://www.dailytech.com/article.aspx?newsid=19272
And it made me wonder what kind of technology (either available or future tech) it would take to make a true lightsaber...and how the heck would you make the light only shoot out the length of the blade and ...
- Thu Jul 29, 2010 2:18 am
- Forum: General Discussion Board
- Topic: Anyone jumping on the at home 3d bandwagon?
- Replies: 20
- Views: 1741
- Wed Jun 30, 2010 9:08 pm
- Forum: General Discussion Board
- Topic: Ok, so I shaved my bush.
- Replies: 43
- Views: 3994
3 words for you gents...
Philips Body Groom http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/
I picked one up a few weeks ago and this thing trims the sack and other sensitive areas beautifully with speed and closeness. Great tool.
Philips Body Groom http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/
I picked one up a few weeks ago and this thing trims the sack and other sensitive areas beautifully with speed and closeness. Great tool.
- Mon Jun 21, 2010 1:53 pm
- Forum: Software Forum
- Topic: Windows 7 64 bit install on x25-m 160 no booting.
- Replies: 1
- Views: 1192
Windows 7 64 bit install on x25-m 160 no booting.
So here is what I did and what happened. I'm using Win 7 64bit installed on an X25-M 160gig.
I was using imgburn to burn 3 disks at once...2 sata drive and one ide. Imgburn was giving me the error saying waiting for hard disk activity to stop...or something like that, so the burn were taking ...
I was using imgburn to burn 3 disks at once...2 sata drive and one ide. Imgburn was giving me the error saying waiting for hard disk activity to stop...or something like that, so the burn were taking ...
- Sat Jun 19, 2010 1:13 pm
- Forum: Software Forum
- Topic: Program to automate printer head cleaning
- Replies: 1
- Views: 1553
Program to automate printer head cleaning
Is there any program that I can use to setup an automatic printer head cleaning once a week?
- Sat May 29, 2010 7:55 pm
- Forum: Networks and Wireless Routers
- Topic: Upgrade an old Netgear router?
- Replies: 3
- Views: 2513
- Sat May 29, 2010 1:29 pm
- Forum: Networks and Wireless Routers
- Topic: Upgrade an old Netgear router?
- Replies: 3
- Views: 2513
Upgrade an old Netgear router?
So my parents are using a 8-9 year old netgear router. Would there be any advantage to upgrading them to a newer one? It can't be wireless as my dad's computer is down the hall in his photo room and there is lot's of metal between where the router would go and that.
Would a new router offer better ...
Would a new router offer better ...
- Sat May 29, 2010 9:39 am
- Forum: General Discussion Board
- Topic: Should BP hire this guy for PR?
- Replies: 2
- Views: 717
- Thu May 13, 2010 10:24 pm
- Forum: Broadband Tweaks Help
- Topic: My speeds and analyzer results
- Replies: 0
- Views: 1005
My speeds and analyzer results
« SpeedGuide.net TCP Analyzer Results »
Tested on: 05.13.2010 22:22
IP address: 98.143.xxx.xxx
Client OS: Windows 7
TCP options string: 0204058c0103030201010402
MSS: 1420
MTU: 1460
TCP Window: 66740 (multiple of MSS)
RWIN Scaling: 2 bits (2^2=4)
Unscaled RWIN : 16685
Recommended RWINs ...
Tested on: 05.13.2010 22:22
IP address: 98.143.xxx.xxx
Client OS: Windows 7
TCP options string: 0204058c0103030201010402
MSS: 1420
MTU: 1460
TCP Window: 66740 (multiple of MSS)
RWIN Scaling: 2 bits (2^2=4)
Unscaled RWIN : 16685
Recommended RWINs ...
- Sat May 01, 2010 3:11 pm
- Forum: Hardware & Overclocking
- Topic: Convert OS disk from dynamic to basic?
- Replies: 2
- Views: 2137
Convert OS disk from dynamic to basic?
How do I go about doing this?
I do know how to change it via disk management but that requires transferring any data on destination drive to another one and then deleting partition and creating a new one which designates it as basic.
But how would I do this on the OS since I cannot delete the OS ...
I do know how to change it via disk management but that requires transferring any data on destination drive to another one and then deleting partition and creating a new one which designates it as basic.
But how would I do this on the OS since I cannot delete the OS ...