No such thing should ever happen to DH.
Yeah all places hit slumps Roody. This is why we will create speedchan.org. Just imagine the wonderful people this would attract, and the riot when they claim false advertising.
Instead I will blame you as the newest staff member, who lives the furthest from me. I'd blame David, but he's in NJ and has connections with the dental mafia. I really need my teeth for biting things. <Here's where you insert a "my a$$ comment".>
Perhaps Evan and I could discuss the state of things at the Vincent Town Diner. Where he will naturally pay the tab, and I will bring my macbook and black sweater so I can work on my elitist novel written in a native American language, know by only 30 other people. The evening will end at Cheeks where we can feed dollar bills attached to fishing line into strippers G-strings. Since they're all working their way through college, they'll be none the wiser.
Wow... I'm not even mildly drunk and I typed that. I only had two beers.
I'll blame Roody again for this, or maybe DH just to follow the trend.