I have a heat rash on my butt.

ghost · Post by **ghost** » Mon May 24, 2004 8:02 pm

Must be from all that bike-riding to work.

Is there a doctor in the house with a recommendation?

Mark · Post by **Mark** » Mon May 24, 2004 8:06 pm

no pics please

Brent · Post by **Brent** » Mon May 24, 2004 8:06 pm

pics?

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Mon May 24, 2004 8:10 pm

Brent wrote:pics?

Go have some more chocolate milk lol

fixationdarknes · Post by **fixationdarknes** » Mon May 24, 2004 8:28 pm

YARDofSTUF wrote:Go have some more chocolate milk lol

Dan · Post by **Dan** » Mon May 24, 2004 8:29 pm

Brent wrote:pics?

LOL why would you want to see pics?

ghost · Post by **ghost** » Mon May 24, 2004 8:30 pm

Don't tempt me!

I have a couple of pics at the ready!

Dan · Post by **Dan** » Mon May 24, 2004 8:31 pm

ghost wrote:Must be from all that bike-riding to work.

Is there a doctor in the house with a recommendation?

thats common in the warmer weather,

it's called "mustard butt",

I have read that it's mostly from not wiping your butt good enough after a poop and then doing alot of walking or movement.
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Dan · Post by **Dan** » Mon May 24, 2004 8:32 pm

ghost wrote:Don't tempt me! I have a couple of pics at the ready!

LOL it's ok,but you might make brent happy if you pm him with the pics.

mccoffee · Post by **mccoffee** » Mon May 24, 2004 8:33 pm

take an atihistamine Benadryl also maybe some cortozone cream i get heat rash on my back every summer it's a pain the butt.

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Mon May 24, 2004 8:33 pm

ghost wrote:Must be from all that bike-riding to work.

Is there a doctor in the house with a recommendation?

You try dna pudding?

ghost · Post by **ghost** » Mon May 24, 2004 8:33 pm

CommanderCody wrote:thats common in the warmer weather,

it's called "mustard butt",

I have read that it's mostly from not wiping your butt good enough after a poop and then doing alot of walking or movement.
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That's NOT it! I am a clean person, not a cursory wiper.

ace · Post by **ace** » Mon May 24, 2004 8:34 pm

YARDofSTUF wrote:Go have some more chocolate milk lol

LMFAO!!!!

ghost · Post by **ghost** » Mon May 24, 2004 8:35 pm

mccoffee wrote:take an atihistamine also maybe some cortozone cream i get heat rash on my back every summer it's a pain the butt.

From what I've read the ointments only prolong the rash. My initial reaction (no pun intended) was to put some cortizone cream on it but online butt rash resources say to just leave it alone for a few days and it'll go away.

ghost · Post by **ghost** » Mon May 24, 2004 8:36 pm

Prey521 wrote:You try dna pudding?

That sounds like something YOU would try, mo.

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Mon May 24, 2004 8:36 pm

Rash on butt.........................

Who pees the bed when his wife puts his hand in warm water..........

What are you guys going to post next????

Ya killing me LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

ghost · Post by **ghost** » Mon May 24, 2004 8:38 pm

Debbie wrote:Rash on butt.........................

Who pees the bed when his wife puts his hand in warm water..........

What are you guys going to post next????

Ya killing me LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

Well, if we can't seduce you, might as well keep you entertained at least.

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Mon May 24, 2004 8:39 pm

ghost wrote:Well, if we can't seduce you, might as well keep you entertained at least.

That you all do for sure!

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Mon May 24, 2004 8:43 pm

Needlefreak · Post by **Needlefreak** » Mon May 24, 2004 9:03 pm

Shave the forest and apply Gold Bond powder...Wider saddle or padding.

ghost · Post by **ghost** » Mon May 24, 2004 9:14 pm

Needlefreak wrote:Shave the forest and apply Gold Bond powder...Wider saddle or padding.

The forest is naturally denuded, no need there. But advice taken on the other suggestions.

vinnie · Post by **vinnie** » Mon May 24, 2004 9:18 pm

I just get bruised gluteus minimus. After yesterdays marathon 65km effort, things are a little dubious down there at the moment, it hurts just to sit on my computer chair o.O

I suspect my problem is more from lack of suspension at high speed though, it's not a rash or rubbing problem. I could get a padded seat... or I could live with it. I'll take the cheap option

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Mon May 24, 2004 9:19 pm

Oatmeal soaks are really good for irritated skin and rashes.

Soak a pound of oatmeal wrapped in fine netting in warm bath water. You can use the oatmeal pack as a healing sponge while you soak in the bath.

You may also be able to buy Oatmeal bath solutions at your pharmacy.

incrediblecain · Post by **incrediblecain** » Mon May 24, 2004 9:29 pm

Talcum powder and going to bed "commando" style will work wonders.

jdmcrx · Post by **jdmcrx** » Mon May 24, 2004 9:37 pm

go and eat a habeneroh and then go and take a steamer

please provide a good quility sound clip cause you will look like this

matt

Roody · Post by **Roody** » Mon May 24, 2004 9:47 pm

Mark wrote:no pics please

ghost · Post by **ghost** » Mon May 24, 2004 9:53 pm

Don't worry, I won't pull an "Immy" and freak everyone out with a big butt shot.

fixationdarknes · Post by **fixationdarknes** » Mon May 24, 2004 10:05 pm

ghost wrote:Don't worry, I won't pull an "Immy" and freak everyone out with a big butt shot.

* chants: "Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it." *

Bouncer · Post by **Bouncer** » Mon May 24, 2004 10:25 pm

/Readies the Ban Hammer of Wrath "With point-n-smite interface!"(tm)

-.-

Regards,
-Bouncer-
ps: Where's Barbara and why doesn't she bring over lotion for you?

ghost · Post by **ghost** » Mon May 24, 2004 10:30 pm

Bouncer wrote:/Readies the Ban Hammer of Wrath "With point-n-smite interface!"(tm)

Regards,
-Bouncer-
ps: Where's Barbara and why doesn't she bring over lotion for you?

Barbara is preparing for our upcoming Bermuda trip, no time for butt lotion delivery.

Indy · Post by **Indy** » Mon May 24, 2004 10:41 pm

Bouncer wrote:/Readies the Ban Hammer of Wrath "With point-n-smite interface!"(tm)

-.-

Regards,
-Bouncer-
ps: Where's Barbara and why doesn't she bring over lotion for you?

ghost · Post by **ghost** » Mon May 24, 2004 10:51 pm

Indy wrote:

LMAO!!!

fixationdarknes · Post by **fixationdarknes** » Mon May 24, 2004 10:53 pm

ahhhhh

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Mon May 24, 2004 10:55 pm

Compression shorts....so you don't "chafe"..

I've always wanted a hot tub with jets that pointed in that direction...A long day of riding, that would be the ticket....

I've searched high and low for such a monster and none exist without being a contortionist...

So I"ve decided to just let the wife pick one out someday...(a hot tub)

ghost · Post by **ghost** » Mon May 24, 2004 11:27 pm

downhill wrote:Compression shorts....so you don't "chafe"..

I've always wanted a hot tub with jets that pointed in that direction...A long day of riding, that would be the ticket....

I've searched high and low for such a monster and none exist without being a contortionist...

So I"ve decided to just let the wife pick one out someday...(a hot tub)

The ride is short, about a mile, and I really don't want to have to change at work just to put on shorts for such a ride, that just adds stuff to carry, etc., and I don't have a saddlebag or backpack. I'm travelin' light, just food in a bag on the handlebars.

I do appreciate all of the suggestions though.