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Took a couple hours last night and built a fire pit with my wife and son (while the daughter watched from her walker on the deck)...

http://familyaloft.blogspot.com/2008/06/fire-pit-ready-for-action.html

I can't wait to start using it! Since I had the bricks, all I had to buy was 3 bags of ...

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Anne Hathaway is my reason for going. I'd love to get my hands on her, um, soul.

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Debbie wrote:Not bad....just.....LOUD!

Another reason you can't be my sidekick. You'd blow us up.

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And while we're taking a trip to the Sun, Brent will be visiting Uranus.

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Very nicely done!

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If I were the Devil I'd look to turn a gentle angel like Tinker into a foul mouthed hooligan or a tree huggin stoner like myself into a republican. Do that to a soul and you truly have a sidekick! After all you've created or even designed the monster you desire! You don't know sh it Devil!!! lol ...

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Bastid wrote:lol I wish... f only i had the time.... you must have me confused with someone else heh

So...you don't have the time, huh? (As you post the above at 12:17 a.m.)

Don't even try.

But you do get points for the lie/denial.

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Lefty wrote:If you saw my rap sheet you would want to be my sidekick!

You're a contender. Let the interviews begin with you.

So tell me, why do you want to work here? [WIDE SWEEPING ARM GESTURE]

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Stop eating Doritos and well you know touching your anaconda of love. I should be your sidekick because I make you look like a pansy

Anna

Well, you have the dark hair thing going on, and you can pull off the whole dark/goth look, so at least you fit the part in that regard. But I'm not yet ...

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Bastid wrote:nope... because if you have seen me, then you know that i offer a quality product.

If by "quality product" you mean "perpetual masturbator," then yes, you offer a "quality product."

CableDude too, I might add.

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Lucy,

Trolling for friends again I see. Let me give you some advice. The reason I put everyone here naked... I wasn't trying to be cute. It's just that with clothes there's right away pockets, and pockets, you gotta put something in 'em.

Your father,

G-

Oh no, it's YOU. :rolleyes:

Without ...

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MadDoctor wrote:*a picture will sometimes get you where words won't*

1) chicks
2) thread crap

Mmmmm....that's a fine group.

Hey! Why's my dlck orange?

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Izzo wrote:I'd apologize but that's too puss-like so I'll just extend the invite as we need far more evil in the AOE.

Good move. I'm in.

We'll need women for the upcoming Evil party. Lots and lots of women.

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Izzo wrote:Reporting for duty, sir.

Fairly presumptuous for one who has yet to extend an offer to join the Axis of Evil...

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Bastid wrote:hey dude.... long time no see.

Yes, but I've seen YOU all along. Anything you'd like to confess?

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The Devil is no threat match for a doctor with a god complex.

Ah yes, doctors. Interesting creatures. So helpful to others, for a hefty price of course. And the whole God Complex thing, where do they get that? I must have missed the part in The Bible where it says, "Thou shalt help thy neighbor ...

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Earlier I was rushed and a bit peeved at the slight, but I must say....you have earned your rep as the master. That's some fine work.

Since yer reachable right now I have a request. It's not horribly evil, in fact it's likely a good thing, but even you, Dark Lord of Hades, might get some giggles ...

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WTF?!? Am I on ignore?

Look here little princey of darkness, I want response. Get your cloven hoof up outta yer ass and reply. Give someone anything close to absolute power in any kinda way and they get all uppity. This is almost as bad as the hold times in limbo.

Hey, I was working on Amy ...

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I called in a bomb threat to the Special Olympics.

I poke holes in condoms while browsing the isles at drug stores.

I enjoy Owen Wilson movies.

I enjoy Creed, as a group and thier music.

The Special Olympics thing is huge. Must have been like seeing a herd of cats panic or the Monty Python 100 ...

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Debbie wrote:

How about a beeeeeeeeeeyaaaaaaaaaatch for a sidekick eh?

Although your hickey-giving ability remains unsurpassed, I'm not sure that qualifies you. My previous sidekick could give them to sheep - THROUGH THE WOOL!

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I like to dress up in girl scout outfits while grinning menacingly in the mirror whilst eating cookies made with Liv-A-Snaps.

I have often had secret desires to blow up Blizzrad's World of Warcraft servers in hopes of creating mass panic and suicides.

Hate cake love pie.

I voted for George ...

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PS. screw with me and I'll close the general discussion forums! :D

Wait! Maybe I'll ban the devil! :rotfl:

Wanna see the size of my massive e-penis?

I'm aware of your gargantuan e-penis. It is so big, clowns come out when you come.

However, there are a lot of big dlcks on this board, you have ...

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MadDoctor wrote:*that was me. Bummer. Didn't know there was a camera outside the store*

The sheep is out of the bag. But since you did the right thing and confessed, it proves that you're the wrong man for the job. You should have lied and denied.

[SHAKES HEAD]

Where did I go wrong?

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One less to worry about i guess....

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080616/ap_on_re_us/baby_killed

How can you do that to someone, let alone a small child...

Sick F'er should be burning in hell right about now!! :mad:

My question is, how did the witnesses do nothing? They tried to stop him but ...

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YARDofSTUF wrote:Well I just get others to pay for them

Very cunning - a good quality. But I need more badness than stealing your mom's loose change for desert treats.

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Gixxer wrote:you already have it you greedy bastard. i am working on getting it back, just to let you know. be prepared for when i come knocking.

[CHECKS THE BOOK]

Hmmm...an oversight on my part.

Well, good luck with that car thing.

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YARDofSTUF wrote:Whats wrong with buying girl scout cookies, did he forget to hit on the girl scouts? lol

Thin mints, Do-si-dos, Tagalongs, and Samoas man, every evil kitchen needs a supply!

You have to STEAL them! Do I have to explain everything?!

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Rape, pillage, arson, rape... "...but you said rape twice?" "I like rape..." *sitting around campfire, floating air biscuits after eating beans...* :D

TD, let's face it, you know it, I know it, hell, everyone knows that I am bad to da bone... Heaven didn't want me, you were afraid of me, so here I ...

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My previous evil sidekick, don't even remember his name, is no longer. He was caught buying Girl Scout cookies. Replacement needed. Apply in this thread - state your qualifications.

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I'm in on the animal sex thread. Taking notes of who's doing what.

[LOOKS AROUND]

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JC wrote:Yeah, I'm kidding.
We tend to say something else here in GA.

Like ******-rig.

Reps for the racial slur! Very bad, very good!

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Gixxer, buy whatever you want. I'll personally guarantee it. I'll just need one thing from you in exchange...

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Stalking is healthy and recommended. Some of my best customers were stalkers.

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Tolerance is a very evil tool used by the devil

Someone mention me?

Actually Brent, I happen to prefer intolerance, since it allows one to assume superiority without personal boasting.

Then again, there is a point where tolerance ceases to be a virtue.

[OPENS A COKE]

I'll just let mortal man ...

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fastchevy wrote:any suggestions on how I get a place like that??

You're already on the fast track, from what I understand.

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Yeah I had to let Indu go.

Two weeks before heading to Thailand a friend of Indu's saw Pamie and I together at the Hard Rock Café. Indu called me THERE and told me her unhappiness about it. She then started leaving flowers and notes for Pamie to see when she came over or stayed the night.

Pamie ...

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Spammy wrote:Damn you right again grrrrrr

Of course I am.

Don't mess with me, Four Eyes.

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Spammy wrote:There is?

Of course THAT attitude will continue to erode at the line...

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Right Click "My Computer", select "Properties".
Click on "Advanced" tab
In the "Performance" box, click the "Settings" button
Flip Radio Button choice to "Adjust for best performance"
OK, Apply, OK

Choose a low system hit antivirus. NOD32 ($39.00), or AVG 7 (free edition)

Only so much you're ...

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Brent wrote:That's not very devilish of you to remove the link.

You aren't living up to your name, not impressed.

There's a difference between being a Devil and being an a55hole.

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