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Credit for a job well done! j/k

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A buddy of mine sent me this from work. Hehe boy some truth in this one.

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants/gets over 100%.

How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove
helpful.

What makes us give 100%?

If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented
as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then,

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,

B U L L S H ! T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close.

Attitude will get you there, but bullsh!t will put you over the top
every time.

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AMEN to THAT!!

Now I think it's time we all started thinking outside of the box....

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Post by Suzie »

Originally posted by HalfLifer
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Wow, sorry, must of missed it, didn't mean to offend you :eek:

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it's alright suzie you haven't been on here in awhile. Nothing to take soo serious.
:)
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Suzie...my AMEN was to your post...I've never seen that before so it was new to me :) Only goes to show Halflifer frequesnts these boards entirely too much :rotfl:
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I have never seen it
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Originally posted by Annalysa
I have never seen it
:D
*bites tounge* I can't.....I shouldn't......oh this is killin me.
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I'm offended Suzie! You didn't post this thread earlier! ;) I haven't read it...till now.
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Originally posted by brembo


*bites tounge* I can't.....I shouldn't......oh this is killin me.
:D

You beat me too it!
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brembos jcos your grounded
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Originally posted by Annalysa
brembos jcos your grounded
Grounded? To what?

*Looks for electrical cattle prod*


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Originally posted by Annalysa
brembos jcos your grounded
Promises...Promises!
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Originally posted by Indy


Grounded? To what?

*Looks for electrical cattle prod*


:D
Indy I have something for you...
































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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Heheh, got something just for you...look deeply into my avatar...


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Originally posted by Indy
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Heheh, got something just for you...look deeply into my avatar...


:D
That's it!!!!! I don't know photoshop or what not, but I will learn! That helmet is mine buddy!

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Originally posted by Joint Chiefs Of Staff


That's it!!!!! I don't know photoshop or what not, but I will learn! That helmet is mine buddy!

kdfkadjsfkdjfkjdsfkjdaskjfkldsajf




:rotfl: :rotfl:
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Originally posted by Stu_Grimson
it's alright suzie you haven't been on here in awhile. Nothing to take soo serious.
:)
No biggie. It was an honest mistake *shrugs* really didn't see it. Glad the people that missed it too had a chance too see it. :cool:

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All too true! Take a look around and apply. :D
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