Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, 'Is It true they suin them
cigarette companies fer causin people to git cancer?'
'Yes, Bubba, sure is true,' responded the lawyer.
'And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants fer makin them fat an
cloggin their arteries with all them burgers an fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?'
'Sure is, Bubba.'
'And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when
she was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?'
'Yep.'
'And that football player sued that university when he graduaided and still
couldn't read?'
'That's right,' said the lawyer.'
'But why are you asking?'
'Well, I was thinkin.....
What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all them
ugly women I slept with?'
