A Canadian salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in
Tokyo Japan ..
Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day's
meeting, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a
barber on the premises.
'I'm afraid not, sir,' the clerk told him apologetically, 'but down
the hall from your room is a vending machine that should
serve your purposes.'
Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine,
inserted $15.00, and stuck his head into the opening, at which
time the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later the
salesman pulled out his head and surveyed his reflection, which
reflected the best haircut of his life.
Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read,
'Manicures, $20.00'.
'Why not?' thought the salesman. He paid the money, inserted his
hands into the slot, and the machine started to buzz and whirl.
Fifteen seconds later he pulled out his hands and they were
perfectly manicured.
The next machine had a sign that read, 'This Machine Provides a
Service Men Need When Away from Their Wives, 50 Cents.'
The salesman looked both ways, put fifty cents in the machine,
unzipped his fly, and with some anticipation, stuck his manhood
into the opening. When the machine started buzzing, the guy let
out a shriek of agony and almost passed out. Fifteen seconds
later it shut off.
With trembling hands, the salesman was able to withdraw his
tender unit........ which now had a button sewn neatly on the
end..
