Evil wish game

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 7:16 pm

Somebody makes a wish and the next poster grants it, twisting it so it's bad. Then they make their own wish.

Example:
"I wish I was rich"

"Granted, now people try to kidnap you for ransom every time you leave the house alone."

Here goes,

I wish I could have a tv show.

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 7:28 pm

Granted, however in three weeks a sex-tape will surface of your indecent liberties taken with an over-ripe pumpkin.

My wish: For Lefty to close this thread.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 7:32 pm

brembo wrote:Granted, however in three weeks a sex-tape will surface of your indecent liberties taken with an over-ripe pumpkin.

My wish: For Lefty to close this thread.

Granted. Now everytime Lefty tries to post, he wets his panties.

My wish: That Brembo wasn't a homo.

A_old · Post by **A_old** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 7:39 pm

Granted, now every time you think of him naked, you'll see a brembo-post sex change operation.

My wish: We had two decent people running for president instead of the two running for office now.

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 7:43 pm

Amro wrote:Granted, now every time you think of him naked, you'll see a brembo-post sex change operation.

My wish: We had two decent people running for president instead of the two running for office now.

Granted. Yet in a bizzare twist of fate the whole of congress/senate will be swallowed up by a miniture black hole created by the CERN supercollider. Leaving only Vinnie, the mail clerk for senate, to helm the USA.

My wish:
A law that means roadside executions for traffic accident rubberneckers.

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 7:43 pm

I wish I could grant that one Amro...but that's a pipe dream.

My wish...all 4x guys that jumped Fast Chevy...each experience 40x times the pain they inflicted on him and his woman.

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 7:44 pm

Dangit Brembo..ya cut in front whilst I was typin...

OK...your wish is granted too...dang rubberneckers causing even more backup!

Gandalf · Post by **Gandalf** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 8:01 pm

YeOldeStonecat wrote:I wish I could grant that one Amro...but that's a pipe dream.

My wish...all 4x guys that jumped Fast Chevy...each experience 40x times the pain they inflicted on him and his woman.

Wish granted the pussies that jumped fastchevy got beat up 40x times worst and some.

My Wish This thread does get closed and nothing can prevent it and I MEAN NOTHING.

I win?

jdmcrx · Post by **jdmcrx** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 8:21 pm

Gandalf wrote:Wish granted the pussies that jumped fastchevy got beat up 40x times worst and some.

My Wish This thread does get closed and nothing can prevent it and I MEAN NOTHING. I win?

Wish granted, but while executing that procedure somehow every thread that has been created or will be created is closed making speedguide no more.

my wish: They make a perpetual motion machine that works, so there is no more power crisis.
matt

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 8:35 pm

jdmcrx wrote:
my wish: They make a perpetual motion machine that works,

Humbys mom!

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:18 pm

YeOldeStonecat wrote:Humbys mom!

Hey suckpump, you need to make a new wish.

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:20 pm

jdmcrx wrote:Wish granted, but while executing that procedure somehow every thread that has been created or will be created is closed making speedguide no more.

my wish: They make a perpetual motion machine that works, so there is no more power crisis.
matt

Granted, but when you get into the machine it send you backward due to unstable DNA.

I wish they would find a cure for Miley Cyrus fans.

Paft · Post by **Paft** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:32 pm

Lefty wrote:Granted, but when you get into the machine it send you backward due to unstable DNA.

I wish they would find a cure for Miley Cyrus fans.

Granted: Now they're rabid Dixie Chicks fans.

I wish for all debts to be invalidated.

Mad_Haggis · Post by **Mad_Haggis** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:44 pm

Granted, but 2 bit country governments would get there cut first.

I wish Beer was cheaper than water.

fixationdarknes · Post by **fixationdarknes** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:49 pm

^ Granted, but now beer makes you think and behave like MadDoc.

I wish Lefty's second wish was reversed.

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 10:19 pm

ooooo a “corrupted wishes” game, I had fun with this one on the writers forum.

Lefty wrote:....I wish they would find a cure for Miley Cyrus fans....

fixationdarknes wrote:….I wish Lefty's second wish was reversed…..

Granted,

But in order to accomplish that they had to give Miley a sex change operation, in order to find out who was true fans of her music. Now “her” manhood is large enough to embarrass most men and a majority of “her” teeth are on a chain around “her” neck.

Hope you really like the music, happy listening.

I wish I could make untraceable counterfeit money.

Mad_Haggis · Post by **Mad_Haggis** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 11:05 pm

Granted. Everybody will have to go back to playing real board games, cause the video game version of monopoly does not come with paper money.

I wish american cooking show competitions would stop doing mac/cheese.
(JsyK) In Iran, they call all noodle from gniocci to fettucine, macaroni.

JsyK=Just so you know

OSULLY · Post by **OSULLY** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 11:13 pm

Granted ; but all those shows ere replaced with boiling water contests.

I wish I was in shape for hiking.

Mad_Haggis · Post by **Mad_Haggis** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 11:20 pm

Granted, you break your leg 3 feet into it, but you went with friends, that fashion a wheel chair out of bamboo, and your going!

I wish standford would speed up there team stats page on folding.
(Getting ready to reformat, still finished 54 WU's!!!!)

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 11:23 pm

OSULLY wrote:....I wish I was in shape for hiking....

Granted, but now you hiking shape is round. You wind up rolling downhill and wiping out many small buildings on your way.

I wish I could fly unaided by an airplane.

Mad_Haggis · Post by **Mad_Haggis** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 11:24 pm

It's a hike, easy, canoe trips are a little harder but more fun than houseboat rides.

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:44 pm

RoundEye wrote:Granted, but now you hiking shape is round. You wind up rolling downhill and wiping out many small buildings on your way.

I wish I could fly unaided by an airplane.

Granted but all the altitude you could get is 1 foot above sea level and you are shipped to Denver permanently.

I wish I had a new Kawasaki 1600 Vulcan Mean Streak.

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:56 pm

Lefty wrote:....I wish I had a new Kawasaki 1600 Vulcan Mean Streak....

Granted,

But then that draws in the mean streak of a group of Hells Angels, who rip the bike apart and beat you lifeless with the mangled pieces of torn metal.

I wish I could control my decadent impulses.

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 7:31 pm

RoundEye wrote:Granted,

But then that draws in the mean streak of a group of Hells Angels, who rip the bike apart and beat you lifeless with the mangled pieces of torn metal.

I wish I could control my decadent impulses.

Granted, but then you would be a life time guest on Dr. Phil and Ophrah.

I wish Stonecat would invite me to another SG meeting.

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 7:37 pm

Lefty wrote:I wish Stonecat would invite me to another SG meeting.

Granted, but then he will make you the butcher, the baker, and the candle stick maker.

I wish I was ready to go to Bora Bora.

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Fri Aug 08, 2008 2:24 pm

Debbie wrote:Granted, but then he will make you the butcher, the baker, and the candle stick maker.

I wish I was ready to go to Bora Bora.

Granted, but just before you take off you learn there is a hurricane on the way.

I wish I had a better summer (weatherwise)

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 5:26 pm

Lefty wrote:....I wish I had a better summer....

Granted,

You are given endless days of blazing sunshine and warm breezes, too bad its in the middle of the Iraqi desert.

I wish rain would “fall” upwards.

OSULLY · Post by **OSULLY** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 8:07 pm

Granted but so does everything else.

I wish my meds didn't stop me from having a good beer on the weekend.