Does anybody know who Santa is?

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:24 pm

Someone must know by now!

Roody · Post by **Roody** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:26 pm

Debbie wrote:Someone must know by now!

Dear God it's Debbie!!!!

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:27 pm

/being a smart-ass/

Santa Claus, also known as St. Nick, Kris Kringle and Father Christmas, is known across the globe as a jolly fat bearded man sporting a red suit trimmed with white fur. On Christmas Eve Santa Claus enters the home of good children, usually via the chimney, bearing gifts of toys that his elves have been busy making all year long. Parents know Santa Claus as a symbol of the magic and joy of childhood, if not a bruise to their pocketbooks!

/back to self/

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:28 pm

Roody wrote:Dear God it's Debbie!!!!

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:29 pm

MadDoctor wrote:/being a smart-ass/

/back to self/

Gixxer · Post by **Gixxer** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:29 pm

i know a couple years ago our santa for my family came from the vfw and was shitfaced ... he lost his pants in my aunts living room and my aunt had to help him pull them up ... i have pics and it is hilarious

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:30 pm

PM me those pics!

Gixxer · Post by **Gixxer** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:31 pm

Debbie wrote:PM me those pics!

i will get them from home tonight

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:34 pm

I was going to say that "Ken" was Santa.... but Ken could never be that witty or caring. I'm blank on your question.

Santa Claus · Post by **Santa Claus** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:55 pm

Debbie wrote:Someone must know by now!

I’ve been a member of this forum for 7 years now. And I ain’t saying who it is now after all this time.

Now, go on ahead and be a good girl, or I’m scratching the bubble bath off your list.

Izzo · Post by **Izzo** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:57 pm

Lurker

Sava700 · Post by **Sava700** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 2:02 pm

Debbie wrote:Someone must know by now!

I'm curious too...cause unless my Hot College chicks show up I'm going to be hunting someone down..that means if I have to walk to the north pole too!

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 2:10 pm

Santa Claus wrote:

I’ve been a member of this forum for 7 years now. And I ain’t saying who it is now after all this time.

Now, go on ahead and be a good girl, or I’m scratching the bubble bath off your list.

Ok ok.............it is just killing me. That's all.

Santa Claus · Post by **Santa Claus** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 2:11 pm

Sava700 wrote:I'm curious too...cause unless my Hot College chicks show up I'm going to be hunting someone down..that means if I have to walk to the north pole too!

I don’t know if there are more rocks in your stocking or in your head.

And I quote…….

Sava700 wrote:I asked my wife and she said ok...so I want some hot college chicks to bring me out of my mid life crisis I'm having.

I think any man that has to “ask my wife” first, needs a pair of pants. Not hot, horny young women.

Izzo · Post by **Izzo** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 2:12 pm

Santa Claus wrote:I don’t know if there are more rocks in your stocking or in your head.

And I quote…….

I think any man that has to “ask my wife” first, needs a pair of pants. Not hot, horny young women.

Sava700 · Post by **Sava700** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 2:31 pm

Santa Claus wrote:I don’t know if there are more rocks in your stocking or in your head.

And I quote…….

I think any man that has to “ask my wife” first, needs a pair of pants. Not hot, horny young women.

don't worry about that santa.. unless your upset MsClause won't let you have any.

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 2:32 pm

Kris Kringle!

Sava700 · Post by **Sava700** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 2:33 pm

YeOldeStonecat wrote:Kris Wrinkle!

fixed

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 2:52 pm

He just left me a voice mail!!!!! I still don't know who it is!!!! I'm going to have to sit down tonight and listen to the voice over and over again. I'm stumped.

Several members have my number. If it was only one or two, it would be easy, but, unfortunately it is more than one or two.

Santa Claus · Post by **Santa Claus** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 3:15 pm

Debbie wrote:He just left me a voice mail!!!!! I still don't know who it is!!!! I'm going to have to sit down tonight and listen to the voice over and over again. I'm stumped.

Several members have my number. If it was only one or two, it would be easy, but, unfortunately it is more than one or two.

You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town
He's making a list
And checking it twice;
Gonna find out Who's naughty and nice
Santa Claus is coming to town
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake!
O! You better watch out!
You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 3:55 pm

Debbie wrote:Several throbbing members have my number (posted in public men's rooms throughout the country).

Fixed for accuracy.

Santa Claus · Post by **Santa Claus** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:03 pm

MadDoctor wrote:Fixed for accuracy.

Even Santa had to laugh at that one.

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:04 pm

Annalysa · Post by **Annalysa** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:41 pm

Santa scared me this morning. Be careful what you ask for.

chimdogger · Post by **chimdogger** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:46 pm

Santa Claus · Post by **Santa Claus** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:49 pm

Annalysa wrote:Santa scared me this morning. Be careful what you ask for.

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:59 pm

It ain't me.

Santa Claus · Post by **Santa Claus** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 6:16 pm

brembo wrote:It ain't me.

True, you’re more psycho elf material.

CableDude · Post by **CableDude** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 6:39 pm

MadDoctor wrote:Fixed for accuracy.

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 7:53 pm

CableDude wrote:

She just leaves herself "wide open".

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:32 pm

MadDoctor wrote:She just leaves herself "wide open".

Comtrad · Post by **Comtrad** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:42 pm

MadDoctor wrote:She just leaves herself "wide open".

She had better be careful or she won't even feel Santa come in.

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:52 pm

Comtrad wrote:She had better be careful or she won't even feel Santa come in.

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:12 pm

Debbie wrote:

I agree!

CableDude · Post by **CableDude** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:56 pm

MadDoctor wrote:She just leaves herself "wide open".

Santa Claus · Post by **Santa Claus** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 3:16 am

Debbie wrote:He just left me a voice mail!!!!! I still don't know who it is!!!! I'm going to have to sit down tonight and listen to the voice over and over again. I'm stumped.

Several members have my number. If it was only one or two, it would be easy, but, unfortunately it is more than one or two.

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:17 am

For the right price, I can put you in contact with the person who can put you in contact with his brothers friend who says his girlfriends sister might know who it is.

blebs · Post by **blebs** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:34 am

The devil only playing his holiday favorites instead.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:39 am

Debbie wrote:Someone must know by now!

Yes, yes, I do know who Santy is, however, I am not telling!

...unless, of course, you can pay the correct fees...

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:02 pm

You call it a fee now? Just so everyone is clear, the "fee" is knowing where and how to properly massage Ken's prostate for what he calls climax. Climax is quite a strong word for what amounts to a small dribble of genetic material that slowly amasses at the base of his flaccid member.

Heh.