Duke Nukem Forever

Joe · Post by **Joe** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 12:30 pm

Is finally coming.

http://www.bestbuy.com/site/olspage.jsp ... 9208575530

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 12:39 pm

Textbook definition of Vaporware.

Look forward to playing it once...if it ever comes out.

Sava700 · Post by **Sava700** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 2:09 pm

lets hope its worth the wait...

Outlaw · Post by **Outlaw** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 1:22 pm

OMG ,this really took forever........thought it was going to be called "Duke Nukem forever & never " .
Hope they kept in the humor ,don't expect much from the gameplay.....

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 1:35 pm

Outlaw wrote:OMG ,this really took forever........thought it was going to be called "Duke Nukem forever & never " .
Hope they kept in the humor ,don't expect much from the gameplay.....

Don't get your hopes up.

http://www.3drealms.com/duke4/

Brk · Post by **Brk** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 7:06 pm

http://forums.3drealms.com/vb/showthread.php?t=29639

Joe · Post by **Joe** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 7:50 pm

well well

Sava700 · Post by **Sava700** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 8:01 pm

Burke wrote:http://forums.3drealms.com/vb/showthread.php?t=29639

teaser trailer huh.... hmm well most movie makers put these out at no more than 6months before the full movie is released so are we expecting this game to be released perhaps during the summer?

64bit · Post by **64bit** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 11:28 pm

Sava700 wrote:teaser trailer huh.... hmm well most movie makers put these out at no more than 6months before the full movie is released so are we expecting this game to be released perhaps during the summer?

people with no sense of history sure are.

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 3:11 am

LMFAO, I love how excited everyone is on that forum, surprised people still sit around waiting for that thing.

I also love the "Crysis aint got this!" comment when the game trailer isnt even out yet. What does he mean, crysis doesnt have that much wasted time? Or maybe that poor of a development staff?

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 7:01 am

List the fun little surprises/spoofs you remember from Duke Nukem 3D.....I loved the little things you found in the game...social satire and little jokes...

*OJ Simpson white bronco chase on the TV up above the bar
*867-5309 written on the wall above the urinal in the same bar (Tommy and the TuTones song from the 80's)
*Starship Enterprise Bridge if you found a hidden room behind something...I forget where
*Doom space marine slumped over dead in a room in some chapel or something like that
*Pigs for cops
*Duke claims "I ain't afraid of no Quake" after a building blows up
*The sub from "Hunt for Red October"

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 10:14 am

YeOldeStonecat wrote:List the fun little surprises/spoofs you remember from Duke Nukem 3D.....I loved the little things you found in the game...social satire and little jokes...

*OJ Simpson white bronco chase on the TV up above the bar
*867-5309 written on the wall above the urinal in the same bar (Tommy and the TuTones song from the 80's)
*Starship Enterprise Bridge if you found a hidden room behind something...I forget where
*Doom space marine slumped over dead in a room in some chapel or something like that
*Pigs for cops
*Duke claims "I ain't afraid of no Quake" after a building blows up
*The sub from "Hunt for Red October"

"We meet again Dr. Jones!"
"Its time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all outta gum"

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:42 pm

Driving away from my prior onsite I just finished (installing a 20 meg pipe at a clients new building).....I think I remember a spoof on Star Wars..Luke Skywalker dead in a storm trooper outfit.

Brk · Post by **Brk** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:52 pm

Trailer:

[YOUTUBE]cWuteFLUPSY[/YOUTUBE]

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:04 pm

Hahahahaha, doesnt even give you enough time to really see the quality of the graphics.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 2:07 pm

we laugh but every one of us will eventually buy the game when it comes out.

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 2:13 pm

Joe wrote:we laugh but every one of us will eventually buy the game when it comes out.

Assuming I live long enough for that to happen, yes.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 2:39 pm

YARDofSTUF wrote:Assuming I live long enough for that to happen, yes.

touche

Sava700 · Post by **Sava700** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 3:43 pm

Joe wrote:we laugh but every one of us will eventually buy the game when it comes out.

I know I will...but I expect a release by the middle of the year.

Jim · Post by **Jim** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 4:45 pm

It's going to take a hell of a lot more than ripping off Ash's one-liners and some awfully forced machismo smoke blowing into the camera to make Duke anything but the butt of everyone's jokes.

I'm interested in the title, but I'm not holding my breath for any release dates.

PsykoPenguin · Post by **PsykoPenguin** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 10:36 pm

Well speaking of one liners here's quite a few more just for kicks.

Duke Nukem 3D

* Guess again, freakshow. Duke's coming back to town, and the last thing that's gonna go through your mind before you die... is my size 13 boot!
* I like a good cigar...and a bad woman...
* I'm Duke Nukem and I'm coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!
* I feel like drinkin' a gallon o' turpentine, and pissin' on a brush fire...
* I should have known those alien maggots booby trapped the sub.
* It's time to abort your whole freaking species!
* It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all outta gum!
* My name is Duke Nukem - and I'm coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!
* Nobody steals our chicks... and lives!
* You're an inspiration for birth control.
* Cooool!
* See you in hell!
* Shake it baby! You wanna dance?
* I'm gonna get medieval on your asses!
* I'm gonna put this smack dab on your ass!
* What you're waitin' for? Christmas?
* Hail to the king baby!
* Let God sort 'em out!
* [after discovering 3 women in a hidden room] Hmmm, my kind of party! I wish I had time!
* [after looking at himself in a mirror] Damn! I'm looking good!
* Suck it down!
* Now THAT's gonna leave a scar!
* Damn, those alien bastards gonna pay for shooting up my ride.
* [checking out office computer playing Duke3d] Get back to work you slacker!
* Nukem 'till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark!
* Heh, Heh, Heh, what a mess!
* [seeing a torn corpse of a Space Marine from Doom] Hmm, that's one "Doomed" Space Marine.
* [Duke examines the Duke Nukem II arcade machine] Hmm, don't have time to play with myself.
* Damn, you're ugly.
* Who wants some?
* Come get some!
* It's my way or the....Hell it's my way!
* I'll rip off your head and sh*t down your neck.
* [examining the Duke Nukem pinball machine in an arcade] I've got balls of steel.
* Die, you son of a b*tch!
* Your face, your ass, whats the difference?
* Blow it out your ass!

Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

* Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your chicks.
* Have you seen my rubber...duckie?
* I'll blow you a new hole!
* I'm God's gift to women!
* Lick My Wet Butt Hole!
* I love the smell of bacon in the morning /Reference to "Apocalypse Now!" and the smell of the napalm in the morning/
* I make this look good
* Lara, is that you? [after picking up a pay phone and listening to a moaning babe]/Reference to Tomb Raider'a Lara Croft/
* Looks like it's TIME TO KILL!
* I got no time to bleed! /Reference to "Predator"
* My home away from home! [in reference to a strip club]
* [to a male stripper] Hey get your ass out of her Rubbe, and bring me back my chicks!
* The bigger they are, the harder they bleed!
* There's new sheriff in town. (pronounced in a southern accent)
* You make a great belt
* Eat sh*t and die!
* What the hell are you waiting for? Christmas?

Duke Nukem: Zero Hour

* Blow it out your ass!
* Don't worry, saving chicks is what I'm all about!
* You're too good looking to kill, but I'm gonna kill you anyway! (Talking to a clone of himself)

Duke Nukem: Land of the Babes

* Well, enough talk then. Come get some! Oh, Silverback, one more thing. I'm gonna enjoy pissin' on your dead body!
* Welcome to "Cool's-Ville", Population: ME

Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project

* Ah, New York! It's my kind of town. If I can kill 'em here...I can kill 'em ANYWHERE! / Reference to Frank Sinatra's song "New York" ("If I can make it there, I'll make it anywhere...")
* Come on Morphix, there's only two ways this can end, and in both of them, you die!
* Confucius say... DIE!
* I always said, if there was a way to go, it'd have something to do with women, whips, and oil...
* Someone's gonna pay for making me find these friggin' key cards...
* Surprise, surprise I need a key card
* Time to deworm The Big Apple...
* Time to deliver max pain on the A Train...now where'd I put that subway token? (A reference to the video game [[Max Payne]])
* Time for mutation-mutilation!
* I like big guns, and I cannot lie. (reference to Sir Mix-A-Lot's song "Baby Got Back")
* Your kung-fu is through!
* You're goin' down faster than the XFL!
* Life is like a box of ammo... (reference to the film Forrest Gump: "Life is like a box of chocolates...")
* No token, no ride! [when he kills a mutant on the subway] (reference to Indiana Jones "Zeppelin Scene")
* Makin' bacon!
* Hmmm... That's gonna leave a mark (when he blows a mutant with a grenade)
* So there IS life after death! (After losing a life and continuing)
* Babe: "Oh Duke you're my hero, what can I do for you?" Duke: "You must be 18 or older to ride."
* Rest in pieces!
* Say "hello" to my little friend!

Sava700 · Post by **Sava700** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 12:17 pm

Looks like we may indeed see it by the end of this year.

3D Realms' Scott Miller just jinxed any hope of Duke Nukem Forever being released in 2008:

Garland-based video games developer 3D Realms has confirmed Duke Nukem Forever, the highly anticipated sequel to its revolutionary 1996 PC game Duke Nukem 3D, is headed for retail release in late 2008, and will be coming to Microsoft's Xbox 360 and Sony's PlayStation 3 home video game consoles, as well as the PC.

"We haven't formally announced any platforms for DNF," wrote 3D Realms President Scott Miller in an e-mail exchange. "But, of course hitting the big three makes the most sense (PC, PS3, 360)."

Miller added a note of caution on the 12-years-coming sequel and its release window, claiming, "we may miss the mark by a month or two, but I feel very confident that we're on target this time."

http://ve3d.ign.com/articles/news/36534 ... 08-Release

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 12:24 pm

Whats a couple DNF months translated to our regular calendar? 2-3 years? lol

If it makes it it should get best vaporware comeback award ever. lol

PsykoPenguin · Post by **PsykoPenguin** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:02 am

Well I got this from Xbox 360 Fanboy and no, I'm not a fanboy. I just go to different sites to get news about different games for different consoles, I even go to PS3 Fan boy and Nintendo Wii Fanboy. =P I just don't seem to have a computer good enough for gaming and I doubt I ever will so I just go spend my money on consoles.

Update: 3D Realms has informed Shacknews that the release date and platform availability for Duke Nukem Forever were not confirmed in the Dallas Business Journal interview, though the company apparently did not deny the information regarding the XBLA release of Duke Nukem 3D.

Update 2: The original interview in the Dallas Business Journal has been edited with many corrections regarding all things Duke. Primarily it now reads Duke Nukem Forever is internally projected for a 2008 release by 3D Realms and will likely come to the Xbox 360, PS3 and the PC. Basically, we're back to square one.

PsykoPenguin · Post by **PsykoPenguin** » Wed Dec 24, 2008 3:59 am

Sava700 wrote:I know I will...but I expect a release by the middle of the year.

well so much for a mid year release. 2009 is almost here and still no DNF

Sava700 · Post by **Sava700** » Wed Dec 24, 2008 8:25 am

penguincomrade wrote:well so much for a mid year release. 2009 is almost here and still no DNF

nope but they are releasing content like screen shots and wallpapers which you can check up on here

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Wed Dec 24, 2008 1:54 pm

No way, it wont be out before 2009!? I AM SO SHOCKED

Sava700 · Post by **Sava700** » Wed Dec 24, 2008 1:58 pm

YARDofSTUF wrote:No way, it wont be out before 2009!? I AM SO SHOCKED

I would rather it be delayed than rushed out unfinished and half assed like Frontlines Fuel of war was..

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Thu Dec 25, 2008 6:28 am

Sava700 wrote:I would rather it be delayed than rushed out unfinished and half assed like Frontlines Fuel of war was..

It'll still be half assed and poor graphics when it gets its day.

UOD seems to enjoy Frontlines.

Indy · Post by **Indy** » Thu Dec 25, 2008 12:45 pm

Sava700 wrote:nope but they are releasing content like screen shots and wallpapers which you can check up on here

They've been doing that for the last 10 years...

Sava700 · Post by **Sava700** » Thu Dec 25, 2008 4:39 pm

YARDofSTUF wrote:It'll still be half assed and poor graphics when it gets its day.

UOD seems to enjoy Frontlines.

Frontlines sucks.. the player count online is even worse than Crysis I'm afraid. But I'm willing to say once its done that the graphics will be awesome along with a finished game altogether!

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Fri Dec 26, 2008 7:31 am

Sava700 wrote:But I'm willing to say once its done that the graphics will be awesome along with a finished game altogether!

Are you refering to Frontlines or DNF with this comment?

Sava700 · Post by **Sava700** » Fri Dec 26, 2008 9:47 am

YARDofSTUF wrote:Are you refering to Frontlines or DNF with this comment?

lol hell you could use both with that comment...but it was more directed to DNF

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Fri Dec 26, 2008 11:18 am

Sava700 wrote:lol hell you could use both with that comment...but it was more directed to DNF

Well unless those shots they have up are of lesser quality then they are using for the actual game you may be disapointed on the graphics end, cuz fairly crappy compared to the modern games coming out.