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Santa Claus
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by Santa Claus » Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:17 am
Well boys and girls it’s that time of year again, what would you like for Santa to bring?
Ho Ho Ho !!!! I know where all the bad girls live.
YARDofSTUF
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by YARDofSTUF » Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:32 am
Money, make me rich! Euros preferred.
brembo
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by brembo » Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:33 am
Rohypnol, ball gag and something to take pictures with.
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Sava700
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by Sava700 » Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:39 am
I asked my wife and she said ok...so I want some hot college chicks to bring me out of my mid life crisis I'm having.
David
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by David » Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:49 am
brembo wrote: Rohypnol, ball gag and something to take pictures with.
How about a gift card to Toy'r'Us? You can still purchase AquaDots and a Nerf Ball.
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by Shagster » Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:55 am
'67 Shelby GT350 and bout $10k to fix her up. I'll leave the garage empty.
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by Lefty » Thu Dec 06, 2007 9:18 am
A ham shack with VHF, UHF, 6 Meter and 10 Meter rig(s) with antennas and keys.
MadDoctor
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by MadDoctor » Thu Dec 06, 2007 9:24 am
frostybear wrote: Peace..
Not very realistic.
How about an snow cone maker!!!!
People will forget what you said... and people will forget what you did... but people will never forget how you made them feel.
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by fastchevy » Thu Dec 06, 2007 9:25 am
If we are going for practicality then I'd like an Infiniti G37
If anything goes, I'd like a Lamborghini Reventón
Just park it in the garage please. Oh, and I'm having a mid-life crisis as well...you know the drill
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by MetalHead324 » Thu Dec 06, 2007 9:36 am
esp ltd m400, and line 6 spider III 75 watt amp please
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by frostybear » Thu Dec 06, 2007 9:46 am
MadDoctor wrote: Not very realistic.
How about an snow cone maker!!!!
Doesn't matter if it is realistic or not, he just asked a question and I gave him my answer. Santa isn't very realistic to begin with so I guess it fits.
Izzo
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by Izzo » Thu Dec 06, 2007 9:54 am
Bush and Cheney behind bars.
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by Rainbow » Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:08 am
Ill take the Snow Cone Maker!!!!
David
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by David » Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:09 am
Izzo wrote: Bush and Cheney behind bars.
Instead of in front of them...?
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Luck is where preparation meets opportunity - Seneca
"Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'" - Isaac Asimov
It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Nietzsche
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by Gixxer » Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:10 am
osu to win the title ... so you can hold onto mine until jan
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by Izzo » Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:11 am
David wrote: Instead of in front of them...?
Heh. I'm convinced Haggis has a better decision making process than those two whilst inebriated.
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by MadDoctor » Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:26 am
frostybear wrote: Doesn't matter if it is realistic or not, he just asked a question and I gave him my answer. Santa is very realistic to begin with so I guess it fits.
Point taken.
People will forget what you said... and people will forget what you did... but people will never forget how you made them feel.
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by Sava700 » Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:41 am
Gixxer wrote: osu to win the title ... so you can hold onto mine until jan
santa brings gifts not miracles
Santa Claus
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by Santa Claus » Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:55 am
YARDofSTUF wrote: Money, make me rich! Euros preferred.
Move to France and open an escargot farm.
Ho Ho Ho !!!! I know where all the bad girls live.
Santa Claus
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by Santa Claus » Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:57 am
brembo wrote: Rohypnol, ball gag and something to take pictures with.
Watch and learn young grasshopper.
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Ho Ho Ho !!!! I know where all the bad girls live.
Santa Claus
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by Santa Claus » Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:01 am
Sava700 wrote: I asked my wife and she said ok...so I want some hot college chicks to bring me out of my mid life crisis I'm having.
Sorry, but Santa reserves the girls gone wild for himself.
Also, there’s not enough Viagra in the world to make a functional man out of you.
Ho Ho Ho !!!! I know where all the bad girls live.
Izzo
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by Izzo » Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:02 am
Santa Claus wrote: Sorry, but Santa reserves the girls gone wild for himself.
Also, there’s not enough Viagra in the world to make a functional man out of you.
Santa Claus
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by Santa Claus » Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:03 am
Shagster wrote: .....I'll leave the garage empty......
I'll leave it empty too. Hope you have better luck next year.
Ho Ho Ho !!!! I know where all the bad girls live.
Sava700
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by Sava700 » Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:07 am
Santa Claus wrote: Sorry, but Santa reserves the girls gone wild for himself.
Also, there’s not enough Viagra in the world to make a functional man out of you.
better keep away from my house this year than santa..that 12gauge hurts.
Santa Claus
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by Santa Claus » Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:10 am
Izzo wrote: Bush and Cheney behind bars.
I've been trying my best for years to make that one happen.
Ho Ho Ho !!!! I know where all the bad girls live.
Santa Claus
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by Santa Claus » Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:15 am
Lefty wrote: A ham shack with VHF, UHF, 6 Meter and 10 Meter rig(s) with antennas and keys.
Are you trying to communicate with aliens? Believe me ,there’s no intelligent life out there or here on Earth for that matter.
Ho Ho Ho !!!! I know where all the bad girls live.
Santa Claus
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by Santa Claus » Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:16 am
frostybear wrote: Peace..
I wish I could do that, but you’ll have to speak to God about that issue.
Ho Ho Ho !!!! I know where all the bad girls live.
YARDofSTUF
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by YARDofSTUF » Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:59 am
Santa Claus wrote: I wish I could do that, but you’ll have to speak to God about that issue.
Runaround +1
David
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by David » Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:18 pm
Santa Claus wrote: Watch and learn young grasshopper.
Link
wicked.... that Buffalo Bill
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Luck is where preparation meets opportunity - Seneca
"Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'" - Isaac Asimov
It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Nietzsche
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by brembo » Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:18 pm
Santa is non-secular?
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by Debbie » Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:26 pm
Ok, Santa....how about one of those young guys under my tree wrapped in a big red bow eh??
Comtrad
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by Comtrad » Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:33 pm
A titanium spork.
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by Meggie » Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:36 pm
Thanks Santa. You know what im talking about
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by frostybear » Thu Dec 06, 2007 1:13 pm
Santa Claus wrote: I wish I could do that, but you’ll have to speak to God about that issue.
I guess ill settle for a Milf then...
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by Jamie_R » Thu Dec 06, 2007 1:25 pm
a nymphomaniac coke connection who owns a Ferrari dealership ....
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MadDoctor
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by MadDoctor » Thu Dec 06, 2007 1:58 pm
Jamie_R wrote: a nymphomaniac coke connection who owns a Ferrari dealership ....
I have just the guy!
People will forget what you said... and people will forget what you did... but people will never forget how you made them feel.
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by David » Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:08 pm
MadDoctor wrote: I have just the guy!
BWA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
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Luck is where preparation meets opportunity - Seneca
"Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'" - Isaac Asimov
It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Nietzsche
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by chimdogger » Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:34 pm
Dear Santa,
I need a HO HO HO!
Love, Chimmy
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Perverted is using the whole chicken.
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by Gixxer » Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:50 pm
Sava700 wrote: santa brings gifts not miracles
you suk
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