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Well boys and girls it’s that time of year again, what would you like for Santa to bring?
Ho Ho Ho !!!! I know where all the bad girls live.
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Money, make me rich! Euros preferred.
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Rohypnol, ball gag and something to take pictures with.
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I asked my wife and she said ok...so I want some hot college chicks to bring me out of my mid life crisis I'm having.
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brembo wrote:Rohypnol, ball gag and something to take pictures with.
How about a gift card to Toy'r'Us? You can still purchase AquaDots and a Nerf Ball.

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'67 Shelby GT350 and bout $10k to fix her up. I'll leave the garage empty.
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Peace..
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frostybear wrote:Peace..
Not very realistic.

How about an snow cone maker!!!!
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If we are going for practicality then I'd like an Infiniti G37
If anything goes, I'd like a Lamborghini Reventón


Just park it in the garage please. Oh, and I'm having a mid-life crisis as well...you know the drill :cool:
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esp ltd m400, and line 6 spider III 75 watt amp please :)
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Post by frostybear »

MadDoctor wrote:Not very realistic.

How about an snow cone maker!!!!
Doesn't matter if it is realistic or not, he just asked a question and I gave him my answer. Santa isn't very realistic to begin with so I guess it fits.
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Bush and Cheney behind bars.
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Ill take the Snow Cone Maker!!!!
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Izzo wrote:Bush and Cheney behind bars.
Instead of in front of them...?

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osu to win the title ... so you can hold onto mine until jan
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David wrote:Instead of in front of them...?
Heh. I'm convinced Haggis has a better decision making process than those two whilst inebriated.
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frostybear wrote:Doesn't matter if it is realistic or not, he just asked a question and I gave him my answer. Santa is very realistic to begin with so I guess it fits.
Point taken.
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Gixxer wrote:osu to win the title ... so you can hold onto mine until jan
santa brings gifts not miracles
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YARDofSTUF wrote:Money, make me rich! Euros preferred.
Move to France and open an escargot farm.
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brembo wrote:Rohypnol, ball gag and something to take pictures with.

Watch and learn young grasshopper. Link
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Sava700 wrote:I asked my wife and she said ok...so I want some hot college chicks to bring me out of my mid life crisis I'm having.

Sorry, but Santa reserves the girls gone wild for himself.

Also, there’s not enough Viagra in the world to make a functional man out of you.
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Santa Claus wrote:Sorry, but Santa reserves the girls gone wild for himself.

Also, there’s not enough Viagra in the world to make a functional man out of you.
:rotfl:
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Shagster wrote:.....I'll leave the garage empty......

I'll leave it empty too. Hope you have better luck next year.
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Santa Claus wrote:Sorry, but Santa reserves the girls gone wild for himself.

Also, there’s not enough Viagra in the world to make a functional man out of you.
:wth: better keep away from my house this year than santa..that 12gauge hurts. :thumb:
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Izzo wrote:Bush and Cheney behind bars.

I've been trying my best for years to make that one happen.
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Lefty wrote:A ham shack with VHF, UHF, 6 Meter and 10 Meter rig(s) with antennas and keys. Image

Are you trying to communicate with aliens? Believe me ,there’s no intelligent life out there or here on Earth for that matter.
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frostybear wrote:Peace..
I wish I could do that, but you’ll have to speak to God about that issue.
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Santa Claus wrote:I wish I could do that, but you’ll have to speak to God about that issue.
Runaround +1
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Santa Claus wrote:Watch and learn young grasshopper. Link
wicked.... that Buffalo Bill

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Santa is non-secular?
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Post by Debbie »

Ok, Santa....how about one of those young guys under my tree wrapped in a big red bow eh?? :D ;)
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A titanium spork.
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Thanks Santa. You know what im talking about ;)
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Santa Claus wrote:I wish I could do that, but you’ll have to speak to God about that issue.

I guess ill settle for a Milf then... :nod:
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a nymphomaniac coke connection who owns a Ferrari dealership ....
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Jamie_R wrote:a nymphomaniac coke connection who owns a Ferrari dealership ....
I have just the guy!
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MadDoctor wrote:I have just the guy!
BWA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

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Post by chimdogger »

Dear Santa,

I need a HO HO HO!

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Sava700 wrote:santa brings gifts not miracles
:wth: you suk

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