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Debbie
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by Debbie » Thu Oct 18, 2007 2:29 pm
The next person I meet will be someone that I never knew online.
From now on, it is offline only!
Dam perverted bastards!!
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by Izzo » Thu Oct 18, 2007 2:32 pm
huh?
Offensive
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by Roody » Thu Oct 18, 2007 2:36 pm
Debbie wrote: The next person I meet will be someone that I never knew online.
From now on, it is offline only!
Dam perverted bastards!!
You met Brent?
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by Debbie » Thu Oct 18, 2007 2:41 pm
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by YeOldeStonecat » Thu Oct 18, 2007 2:42 pm
Was his fly unzipped when picked you up?
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by RoundEye » Thu Oct 18, 2007 2:45 pm
Debbie wrote: ....Dam perverted bastards!!
.....
I’m sorry.
Will you give me another chance if I promise to leave my kinky kit at home next time?
Sliding down the banister of life ..........................
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by Debbie » Thu Oct 18, 2007 2:46 pm
YeOldeStonecat wrote: Was his fly unzipped when picked you up?
It might as well have been unzipped!!
Don't get me wrong. Sex is not the issue here. I just met the guy. Let's say we spent 20 minutes talking to each other and the next thing he gets all pervy with me. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Maybe he thought I was a starving 50 year old.!!! I told him he would be better off finding someone who would screw him without even knowing his name because that is what he was looking for.
I hate that crap.
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by Debbie » Thu Oct 18, 2007 2:46 pm
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by brembo » Thu Oct 18, 2007 2:57 pm
Debbie has high standards.
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by RoundEye » Thu Oct 18, 2007 2:59 pm
Debbie wrote: .....Let's say we spent 20 minutes talking to each other and the next thing he gets all pervy with me.....
I must have mistaken you for another Debbie, I usually don’t even wait that long.
If his user name wasn’t “
TwoCanChew069 ”, then it wasn’t me.
Did you dial 1-800-PERV-MAN?
Sliding down the banister of life ..........................
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by chimdogger » Thu Oct 18, 2007 3:07 pm
Debbie wrote: The next person I meet will be someone that I never knew online.
From now on, it is offline only!
Dam perverted bastards!!
So you are looking for a pervert that has no internet access???
Kinky is using a feather.
Perverted is using the whole chicken.
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by Zilog B » Thu Oct 18, 2007 7:47 pm
Showed up to the date with the real doll eh?
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by downhill » Thu Oct 18, 2007 8:06 pm
Debbie wrote: The next person I meet will be someone that I never knew online.
From now on, it is offline only!
Dam perverted bastards!!
Mad Doc?
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by downhill » Thu Oct 18, 2007 8:17 pm
Debbie, shoot for a younger guy. Say.....30ish.
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by JC » Thu Oct 18, 2007 8:46 pm
Debbie wrote: It might as well have been unzipped!!
Don't get me wrong. Sex is not the issue here. I just met the guy. Let's say we spent 20 minutes talking to each other and the next thing he gets all pervy with me. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Maybe he thought I was a starving 50 year old.!!! I told him he would be better off finding someone who would screw him without even knowing his name because that is what he was looking for.
I hate that crap.
Wait just a DAMN minute!!!! You told me you were 20 on the phone, WTF!!!!
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by Mrs RoundEye » Thu Oct 18, 2007 8:57 pm
RoundEye wrote: I’m sorry.
Will you give me another chance if I promise to leave my kinky kit at home next time?
How many times do I have to tell you to stop bringing the kinky kit on a first date?
Debbie please excuse him he don’t listen.
I'm getting scared, I can hear the voices from within RoundEye's head.
Debbie
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by Debbie » Thu Oct 18, 2007 9:27 pm
brembo wrote: Debbie has high standards.
I am old fashioned I guess. I don't hop in the sack after the first 20 minutes of meeting.
chimdogger wrote: So you are looking for a pervert that has no internet access???
CableDude wrote: Nigeria?
Nooooooooooooooooooooo!
downhill wrote: Debbie, shoot for a younger guy. Say.....30ish.
He was 3 years younger.
JC wrote: Wait just a DAMN minute!!!! You told me you were 20 on the phone, WTF!!!!
I did not!!!!!!!!!!
Mrs.RoundEye wrote: How many times do I have to tell you to stop bringing the kinky kit on a first date?
Debbie please excuse him he don’t listen.
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by CableDude » Thu Oct 18, 2007 9:33 pm
Just do what I do and don't bother to look anymore.
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by Debbie » Thu Oct 18, 2007 9:35 pm
CableDude wrote: Just do what I do and don't bother to look anymore.
He found me!!!! He got my attention and I gave him a shot. He took the wrong approach unfortunately.
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by downhill » Thu Oct 18, 2007 9:38 pm
Huh? 47....50...
That's not younger! Shoot for 30ish. ...
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by Debbie » Thu Oct 18, 2007 9:39 pm
downhill wrote: Huh? 47....50...
That's not younger! Shoot for 30ish. ...
Well, I did say to myself that I would not date anyone younger than 35. Time will tell.
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by downhill » Thu Oct 18, 2007 10:08 pm
Debbie wrote: Well, I did say to myself that I would not date anyone younger than 35. Time will tell.
35 would probably work too. That would be 30ish.
Oh yeah...pay no attention to the belt buckle. That's an old wives tale.
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by Debbie » Thu Oct 18, 2007 10:14 pm
downhill wrote: 35 would probably work too. That would be 30ish.
Oh yeah...pay no attention to the belt buckle. That's an old wives tale.
What old wives tale?????
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by ghettoside » Thu Oct 18, 2007 10:15 pm
Debbie wrote: The next person I meet will be someone that I never knew online.
From now on, it is offline only!
Dam perverted bastards!!
I hope you find what you're looking for Deb
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At work, in forums, in poetry classes, everywhere!
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by Debbie » Thu Oct 18, 2007 10:16 pm
ghettoside wrote:
I hope you find what you're looking for Deb
Sooner or later....
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by ghettoside » Thu Oct 18, 2007 10:18 pm
Debbie wrote: Sooner or later....
I know the feeling
Norm wrote:
There are idiots everywhere.
At work, in forums, in poetry classes, everywhere!
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by YARDofSTUF » Thu Oct 18, 2007 10:19 pm
Debbie is looking for an old fashion guy, a gentleman that is caring and optimistic, sensitive too, but still a man.
Basically something that no longer exists.
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by Debbie » Thu Oct 18, 2007 10:21 pm
YARDofSTUF wrote: Basically something that no longer exists.
That is 100% total bullshit!!
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by YARDofSTUF » Thu Oct 18, 2007 10:23 pm
Debbie wrote: That is 100% total bullshit!!
No its not! I got that info straight from Nigeria.
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by Debbie » Thu Oct 18, 2007 10:24 pm
YARDofSTUF wrote: No its not! I got that info straight from Nigeria.
It figures!
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by YARDofSTUF » Thu Oct 18, 2007 10:30 pm
Debbie wrote: It figures!
Yaaaaaaa, now you belive me.
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by Debbie » Thu Oct 18, 2007 10:31 pm
YARDofSTUF wrote: Yaaaaaaa, now you belive me.
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by YARDofSTUF » Thu Oct 18, 2007 10:33 pm
Debbie becareful now, I have Nigeria on my side. The prince himself trusts me to deposit cashiers checks here in the US that he cant cash over there.
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by blacklab » Fri Oct 19, 2007 2:16 am
Debbie wrote: I am old fashioned I guess. I don't hop in the sack after the first 20 minutes of meeting.
So help me get this straight, it is not the hopping into the sack you object too, it is just a time line problem.
Maybe you could post some appropriate times, so a guy know how fast he can move. We know 20 minutes is too soon to hop into the sack, but maybe it can be discussed? You know a guy like to know where he stands early so he has time to look for something else.
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by blebs » Fri Oct 19, 2007 4:05 am
Mrs.RoundEye wrote: How many times do I have to tell you to stop bringing the kinky kit on a first date?
Debbie please excuse him he don’t listen.
You loved it and you know it!!!
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by blebs » Fri Oct 19, 2007 4:06 am
Hey nice shoes, wanna F***?
Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces people into thinking they can't lose. -Bill Gates
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by Debbie » Fri Oct 19, 2007 7:50 am
blebs99 wrote: Hey nice shoes, wanna F***?
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by Chris » Fri Oct 19, 2007 8:05 am
blebs99 wrote: Hey nice shoes, wanna F***?
ROFL
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by David » Fri Oct 19, 2007 8:21 am
blebs99 wrote: Hey nice shoes, wanna F***?
Do they match her earrings?
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