If you were to pass down one little piece of advice, what would it be?

chimdogger · Post by **chimdogger** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 3:31 pm

My advice would be, dont get married until you do not require sex anymore.

Lets this be the advice column of SG.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 3:33 pm

[quote="chimdogger"]My advice would be, dont get married until you do not require sex anymore. ]

She cut you off, eh?

Next time, tell her that she can't cut you off,...because she don't know where you are getting it from...

Oh, and most importantly, remember to run like hell!

minir · Post by **minir** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 3:58 pm

Never eat yellow snow

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minir

MissTynker2 · Post by **MissTynker2** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 4:02 pm

Believe in yourself...stand up for what you believe in, and remember God will never put you through any ordeal, that you cannot turn around and help someone else through. Geez! Sorry guys, iffen I put a serious note in this thread...but THAT is what popped into my mind first. Carry on..and have fun!

Humboldt · Post by **Humboldt** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 4:03 pm

Never trust any man who speaks of "dry rub"

Rivas · Post by **Rivas** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 4:26 pm

Never give up.

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 4:33 pm

Never follow anyone thats too weak to believe in themselves.

axtrader · Post by **axtrader** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 5:19 pm

My advice...

Disable your yahoo chat user name whenever Prey is unemployed. No exceptions. Doesn't matter how much he

about being neglected. Just disable the damn thing. You'll sleep better at night. Trust me.

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 5:24 pm

Don't tell your mom that your sister was your "first" time.

axtrader · Post by **axtrader** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 5:36 pm

MadDoctor wrote:Don't tell your mom that your sister was your "first" time.

would it be okay to tell dad?

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 5:38 pm

axtrader wrote:would it be okay to tell dad?

Ya he probably beat ya to it.

Mark · Post by **Mark** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 6:06 pm

to qoute Lawrence from the movie office space

"watch your cornhole bud"

MissTynker2 · Post by **MissTynker2** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 6:48 pm

YARDofSTUF wrote:Never follow anyone thats too weak to believe in themselves.

Amen to that one!!

blacklab · Post by **blacklab** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 1:20 am

Don't piss into the wind.

blacklab

David · Post by **David** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 1:28 am

In spite of subjective reality, you are not alone in this world. There are others feelings and ambitions. Everyone is thinking.

A_old · Post by **A_old** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 1:41 am

word hard for what you need and want; remember that material things don't make you happy in the long term

CableDude · Post by **CableDude** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 8:08 am

Don't get into the technology field.

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Sun Oct 29, 2006 3:55 pm

Always lock the bedroom door.

mountainman · Post by **mountainman** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 4:42 pm

Choose a career that involves doing something you love by following your dream.

(e.g. what I didn't do)

MissTynker2 · Post by **MissTynker2** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 4:48 pm

mountainman wrote:Choose a career that involves doing something you love by following your dream.

(e.g. what I didn't do)

Its NEVER too late!

Choose a wish, find a dream,
Pick a wishing star;
Let your hopes and spirits soar,
High and free and far.
Reach for the unreachable,
Stretch to touch the sky,
Know no dream you treasure
Is too far away or high.
Believe in the impossible,
Then work and try and do..
For only those who DARE to dream
Can make a dream come true!!

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 4:50 pm

Colostomy bags are NOT toys.

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 5:00 pm

mountainman wrote:Choose a career that involves doing something you love by following your dream.

(e.g. what I didn't do)

I'm with you on this one!

Croc · Post by **Croc** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 5:28 am

It's in my sig.

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 3:34 pm

Questions from women like "Does my ass look fat in these jeans" are to be avoided at all costs.

MissTynker2 · Post by **MissTynker2** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 3:37 pm

Lefty wrote:Questions from women like "Does my ass look fat in these jeans" are to be avoided at all costs.

Depends on the woman! Giggle! I would dearly LOVE to hear that any portion of my body might resemble a bit of fat!!...but as a rule..you are correct...those could be deadly words!!..depending of course on the response

Unholy · Post by **Unholy** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 3:52 pm

Keep your expectations low, that way you won't get disappointed.

Comtrad · Post by **Comtrad** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 3:58 pm

Play the hand you're dealt to the best of your ability.

MissTynker2 · Post by **MissTynker2** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 4:08 pm

I soooo LOVE this thread!!! Many, many mentions of things that are so easily forgotten.

Unholy...yuppers!! Tis ok to make plans...just do not try to plan the OUTCOME!!...thats where disappointment comes in to play!

Comtrad...yuppers again! Remain flexible at all times

Comtrad · Post by **Comtrad** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 4:14 pm

I've always liked that one. You may not have a choice at what comes your way or how things are. I also really love poker, so it works. lol

mountainman · Post by **mountainman** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 4:16 pm

MissTynker2 wrote:Its NEVER too late!

Oh, I'm working on fixing it.

Mad_Haggis · Post by **Mad_Haggis** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 9:05 pm

Maybe you should not order another beer?

Always pass on that advice.

BMED · Post by **BMED** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 10:50 pm

Affirmative Action BLOWS...unless you're trying to get a job you have no qualifications for!

Cerberus1027 · Post by **Cerberus1027** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 1:02 am

you can't change the past you can only create the future. The best revenge is a good life.

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 8:11 am

brembo wrote:Colostomy bags are NOT toys.

ics:

vinnie · Post by **vinnie** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 8:17 am

Some things are best not done naked. Ironing is one these things.

chimdogger · Post by **chimdogger** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 10:48 pm

vinnie wrote:Some things are best not done naked. Ironing is one these things.

Frying bacon in the nude is another.