Chuk plans plans to develop Roundhouse Kick teleporters to move people through the city. When asked what experience he had with stuff like this, he replied:
"Dinosaurs were not killed off by a giant meteor from the sky. After my birth in space I decended to eath in a spinning roundhouse kick. The earth shook, weather changed, and I created mankind"
Chuck Norris killed the reporter after she said that he made no sense.
That was jsut a cardboard cut out wee, Chuck Norris is currently lifting planets for exercise 347,000,000,107,000,456,000,000.1 light years away, so he'll be back to kick your ass on tuesday.
Chuck Norris once took on Vin Diesel. It took Vin Diesel nearly 3 seconds to take him out, 6 seconds longer than any Vin Diesel fight had ever lasted before. He had to duck two roundhouse kicks before striking. Vin Diesel usually wins before it starts.
Vin Diesel then went out and ate Godzilla afterwards out of sheer anger at the embarassment of having to wait until after the fight started.
