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Strangest thing jsut happened!!!!

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So yeah, me and this girl I'm seeing were on a road trip and got the, you know, uhh, feeling.

So we pulled into this parking lot in our Rented Saab, didn't think anyone was around, so we started getting into it.
All of a sudden this freakazoid redneck wierdo with a bald head is standing outside the car fapping one out watching us!

We got the hell outta there quick!!!
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We always knew you were fap material..........lol
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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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it was me
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Blisster wrote:So yeah, me and this girl I'm seeing were on a road trip and got the, you know, uhh, feeling.

So we pulled into this parking lot in our Rented Saab, didn't think anyone was around, so we started getting into it.
All of a sudden this freakazoid wierdo with a bald head is standing outside the car fapping one out watching us!

We got the hell outta there quick!!!

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So how much was the going rate for a blonde one? :D
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ahhahah
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Spinoff= b7 :mad:
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Hey was it a Saab 9000? :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Brem wants to know if you guys will be passing thru on the way back... :rotfl:
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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

I gotta ask..........































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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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I lol'd
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NO PICS :mad:
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Post by Brent »

Blisster wrote:NO PICS :mad:
YES PICS :mad:
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Blisster wrote:NO PICS :mad:
Video?
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Blisster wrote:So yeah, me and this girl I'm seeing were on a road trip and got the, you know, uhh, feeling.
When i first read this, I thought you were talking about that feeling when you eat a burrito from a fish restaurant...
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chimdogger wrote:Video?
Blisster was supposed to leave the trunk unlocked. I couldn't get out, hence no video :(
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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

You mean you didn't let him finish? That's just rude hommie
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Blisster wrote:NO PICS :mad:
Sketch-O-Pad?
People will forget what you said... and people will forget what you did... but people will never forget how you made them feel.
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Brent wrote:YES PICS :mad:

i see what you did there!!
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Edward Abbey wrote:A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
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:rotfl: ^^
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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:


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Blisster wrote:i see what you did there!!
:D
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:rotfl: Oh man!
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:rotfl: OMG Jack, that's terrible, but hilarious!
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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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:rotfl:
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For the second time ever, reps are being sent.

My sides hurt.

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Had to be that cockblocker brembo. :D
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I can't be the only one who noticed the title has a typo, can I?
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Post by golfnintendoboy »

Bouncer wrote:For the second time ever, reps are being sent.

My sides hurt.

:thumb:

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Yeah, that picture is tooooo funny :D
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Hay guys, what goin on in here?
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Bouncer wrote:For the second time ever, reps are being sent.

My sides hurt.

:thumb:

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Reps sent to me,, there were none! I'll go cry an hour or two......
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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Jack be nimble Jack be quick..... lol
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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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Post by DaddyLongLeg »

OMG....LMFAO @ Blisster. That is the post of the year :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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