If Brent was President

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 6:55 pm

Poor people would be sent away

Black people would be sent away

Mexican people would be sent away

Athiests would be sent away

Hindu people would be sent away

Muslims would be sent away

People with AIDS would be sent away

People having sex before marriage would be sent away

People would be arrested for missing church

Everyone would have a priest and a police officer with them

All Communist contries would be taken over

All non god believing coutnries would be taken over

"Burning Man" would become "Holy Man"

Children would not be taught about sex until marriage

TV would be G or PG rated, except that after 10PM R rated Anime would be allowed

Spammy · Post by **Spammy** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 6:56 pm

Dan · Post by **Dan** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 6:57 pm

YARDofSTUF wrote:Poor people would be sent away

Black people would be sent away

Mexican people would be sent away

Athiests would be sent away

Hindu people would be sent away

Muslims would be sent away

People with AIDS would be sent away

People having sex before marriage would be sent away

People would be arrested for missing church

Everyone would have a priest and a police officer with them

All Communist contries would be taken over

All non god believing coutnries would be taken over

"Burning Man" would become "Holy Man"

Children would not be taught about sex until marriage

TV would be G or PG rated, except that after 10PM R rated Anime would be allowed

don't forget about the pedophiles would be exempt ,,,,from the law.

Brent wrote:18 or not i'd hit em all

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 6:58 pm

Dan wrote:don't forget about the pedophiles would be exempt ,,,,from the law.

No I beileve that would be reserved for teh president, unless it was same sex pedophilia, then priests could too

thepieman · Post by **thepieman** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 6:58 pm

and internet pron encouraged to flourish

Pie

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 7:01 pm

downhill would be arrested and banned from the internet....

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 7:02 pm

downhill wrote:downhill would be arrested and banned from the internet....

And forced to work at the Heavenly Potato Farm.

wee96 · Post by **wee96** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 7:03 pm

Porn would run rampant as well, but would come with labels that say its evil.

wee96 · Post by **wee96** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 7:03 pm

downhill wrote:downhill would be arrested and banned from the internet....

Cypher · Post by **Cypher** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 7:10 pm

Yeeehaaawwww!!!

Brent for president.

<shoots six shooter in the air>

His slogan could be repent, it's Brent.

wee96 · Post by **wee96** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 7:15 pm

Cypher_138 wrote:Yeeehaaawwww!!!

Brent for president.

<shoots six shooter in the air>

His slogan could be repent, it's Brent.

He'd have banners in his church that say "While you repent, vote for Brent"

DaddyLongLeg · Post by **DaddyLongLeg** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 7:17 pm

YARDofSTUF wrote:Poor people would be sent away

Black people would be sent away

Mexican people would be sent away

Athiests would be sent away

Hindu people would be sent away

Muslims would be sent away

People with AIDS would be sent away

People having sex before marriage would be sent away

People would be arrested for missing church

Everyone would have a priest and a police officer with them

All Communist contries would be taken over

All non god believing coutnries would be taken over

"Burning Man" would become "Holy Man"

Children would not be taught about sex until marriage

TV would be G or PG rated, except that after 10PM R rated Anime would be allowed

Gay marriages would have to be legal, otherwise he'll break the law

Cypher · Post by **Cypher** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 7:19 pm

wee96 wrote:

He'd have banners in his church that say "While you repent, vote for Brent"

Even better yet.

I foresee a modern day Caligula. Oh wait...That's Bush.

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 8:54 pm

Oh ye sayeth that if thou would giveth to the poor and downtroden ye shall be banned to the land of the unholy for our god shall only believeth in thy geekines and science fiction and only virgins would be saved that believeth in trolling and flaming.

The Gospell according to Brent

wee96 · Post by **wee96** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 8:58 pm

(since downhill didnt realize I was joking im adding this bit HERE

)

Brent · Post by **Brent** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 9:03 pm

I should write a book

Dan · Post by **Dan** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 9:04 pm

Brent wrote:I should write a book

why?

you're not important!

you're pathetic!

Brent · Post by **Brent** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 9:05 pm

look at all the replies I get here

now imagine if I did this world wide

tao_jones · Post by **tao_jones** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 9:08 pm

Brent wrote:look at all the replies I get here

now imagine if I did this world wide

you would still be a douche bag.

Dan · Post by **Dan** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 9:10 pm

Brent wrote:look at all the replies I get here

now imagine if I did this world wide

tao_jones wrote:you would still be a douche bag.

yes true!

and

this IS world wide,and what? a couple dozen replies? LOL

WOW thats big time

at the worst you give us something to vent on and laugh at,

at best! we have something to think about when we take a crap!

tao_jones · Post by **tao_jones** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 9:13 pm

Dan wrote: at the worst you give us something to vent on and laugh at,

at best! we have something to think about when we take a crap!

I have actually renamed taking a crap -to- taking a Brent.

Brent · Post by **Brent** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 9:17 pm

CableDude · Post by **CableDude** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 9:22 pm

Originally Posted by Brent
18 or not i'd hit em all

Annalysa · Post by **Annalysa** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 9:40 pm

Brent wrote:look at all the replies I get here

now imagine if I did this world wide

Sweet I smell an assissination....You go run for President and dont change a way you are.

thepieman · Post by **thepieman** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 9:41 pm

Annalysa wrote:Sweet I smell an assissination....You go run for President and dont change a way you are.

so wierd...I was just thinking the same thing. ASSassination

Annalysa · Post by **Annalysa** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 9:42 pm

thepieman wrote:so wierd...I was just thinking the same thing. ASSassination

It would be worth the vote.

BMED · Post by **BMED** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 9:52 pm

Brent wrote:look at all the replies I get here

now imagine if I did this world wide

The replies are the only way we can reach through the keyboard and wrap our hands around your neck...

You have only made yourself into the PERFECT SG IGIT, thanks for finally making that clear to us all...again!

Good Riddance BRENT...welcome to many ignore list!

BMED

Brent · Post by **Brent** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 9:54 pm

BMED wrote:The replies are the only way we can reach through the keyboard and wrap our hands around your neck...

You have only made yourself into the PERFECT SG IGIT, thanks for finally making that clear to us all...again!

Good Riddance BRENT...welcome to many ignore list!

BMED

Hello ignore list! Nice to meet you.

Dan · Post by **Dan** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 10:06 pm

Brent wrote:Hello ignore list! Nice to meet you.

*and Brent proves BMED'S point perfectly*

BMED · Post by **BMED** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 10:07 pm

Brent wrote:Nice to meet you.

Trust me, you really wouldn't want that!

but stay tuned, I just sent something your way...enjoy!

Teirney · Post by **Teirney** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 10:19 pm

Hey Brent..

Like everyone here at SG...

Brent · Post by **Brent** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 10:20 pm

That just shows how much you don't know.

Jesus loves us all, even if you don't love him back.

I choose to love him back.

Dan · Post by **Dan** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 10:26 pm

Brent wrote:That just shows how much you don't know.

Jesus loves us all, even if you don't love him back.

I choose to love him back.

so he loves all the poor people and refugees that need help too?

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 10:27 pm

Keep it civil, folks.

Just consider what's really going on.

Izzo · Post by **Izzo** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 10:30 pm

downhill wrote:Keep it civil, folks.

Just consider what's really going on.

I know...I know... but insulting Brent is so much fun

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 10:31 pm

Izzo wrote:I know...I know... but insulting Brent is so much fun

When the person being insulted, does not care that they're being insulted, it's not as fun.

Annalysa · Post by **Annalysa** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 10:33 pm

Prey521 wrote:When the person being insulted, does not care that they're being insulted, it's not as fun.

Borderline personality disorder with a side of Grandios though patterns, you mean.

Teirney · Post by **Teirney** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 10:34 pm

Brent wrote:That just shows how much you don't know.

Jesus loves us all, even if you don't love him back.

I choose to love him back.

I disagree with you..you have a very dirty, evil soul. You are not worthy of his love, you smite humanity but have the nerve to preach about your Christian beliefs..that is just blastphamy as far as I can see.

And if as you say..Jesus loves us all, then he loves all of humanity equaly...and shouldn't you as a so called Christian follow this in your life??

You are nothing but a hypocrite...

hypocrite

one who puts on a mask and feigns himself to be what he is not; a dissembler in
religion. Our Lord severely rebuked the scribes and Pharisees for their
hypocrisy (Matt. 6:2, 5, 16). "The hypocrite's hope shall perish" (Job 8:13).
The Hebrew word here rendered "hypocrite" rather means the "godless" or
"profane," as it is rendered in Jer. 23:11, i.e., polluted with crimes.

Brent · Post by **Brent** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 10:34 pm

Dan wrote:so he loves all the poor people and refugees that need help too?

yes

Izzo · Post by **Izzo** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 10:34 pm

Prey521 wrote:When the person being insulted, does not care that they're being insulted, it's not as fun.

meh