Two men decide to have a baby.......

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Two men decide to have a baby.......

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..........so they mix their sperm, then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. Two dozen babies are in ward, 23 of whom are crying and screaming. One over in the corner is smiling contently. A nurse comes buy and to the gay's delight points out the happy child as their's."Isn't it wonderful?" Ridley says to Scott. "All these unhappy children, and ours is so happy." The nurse says, "Oh sure he's happy now, but just watch what happens when we take the pacifier out of his ass."

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crude but funny
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ROFL!!!!!!!!

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lmao

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TrUtHsMaCkEr wrote:crude but funny
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Hi RoundEye


That one cracked me up :D

Thanks for the Fun Stuff :D

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*dons minir hat*

Ohhh gonna have to pull the plug on Roundeye's jokes...

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I dont think a pacifier would be firm enough to make penetration.
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whoa rofl
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Hahahahahahaa. :rotfl:
Toooo funny. Thanks.

(BTW. A pacifier is called a dummy in Aus. Just thort I'd throw that in for educational purposes.)

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Hehe :D
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Croc wrote:Hahahahahahaa. :rotfl:
Toooo funny. Thanks.

(BTW. A pacifier is called a dummy in Aus. Just thort I'd throw that in for educational purposes.)

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Hi Croc

We in Canada also called them Dummies Croc.

Ergo...i raised 3 Dummies :D

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minir wrote:---


Hi Croc

We in Canada also called them Dummies Croc.

Ergo...i raised 3 Dummies :D

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:D In that case I raised 2. They didn't get to use their errr...pacifiers tho.
I am having a visual of Maggie from The Simpsons. :rotfl:

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