A little giggle
Everything is great. i will be home again on Fri. this coming week i hope
see you then
A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup.
As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest.
"How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor.
"Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when
we make love," she replies.
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup.
As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue "Y" on her chest.
"How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor.
"Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love, she replies.
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup.
As she takes off her blouse, he notices a green "M" on her chest.
"Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?" asks the doctor.
"No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin. Why do you ask?"
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A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a
All of a sudden he said out loud, "Lord, grant me one wish."
Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said,
"Because you have had the faith to ask, I will grant you one wish."
." The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive over anytime I want to."
The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic.
Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking.
The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take!
I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.
Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me."
The man thought about it for a long time.
Finally he said, "Lord, I have been married and divorced four times.
All of my wives said that I am uncaring and insensitive. I wish that I could understand women.
I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment,
why they cry, what they mean when they say "nothing" and how I can make a woman truly happy?"
After a few minutes God said,
"You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
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Have a great week
Regards minir
Go Leaf's Go
A little giggle
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. Great jokes as always, especially the second one 
