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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 4:56 pm
by Annalysa
I want to see my family and friends for christmas... a really hot young man under the tree would rock as well.. So yeah I second Debbie's request a hot dude with an awesome sex drive.
Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 5:12 pm
by Santa Claus
Bastid wrote:Hi Santa... I hope you and the Mrs. are well.
Quite well, and thank you for asking.
Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 5:14 pm
by Santa Claus
downhill wrote:ROTFLMAO!
Forget the over 16 crowd, Santa. Save your energy for the kids. That's my wish.
I hate to not grant wishes, but young or old, who ever believes I try my best to help.
Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 5:18 pm
by Santa Claus
Abigale Van Bedwetter wrote:Oh pleez Santa send me some new bed sheets for the winter time
Plastic, rubber or mylar?
Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 5:24 pm
by Santa Claus
Annalysa wrote:I want to see my family and friends for christmas... a really hot young man under the tree would rock as well.. So yeah I second Debbie's request a hot dude with an awesome sex drive.
All you pretty young women around here almost makes me wish I wasn’t married.
Come sit on Santa’s lap and let me show you his North pole.
Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 5:26 pm
by Santa Claus
CableDude wrote:I think U know what I want Santa......
B, C or D cup?
Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 10:04 pm
by Debbie
Santa Claus wrote:All you pretty young women around here almost makes me wish I wasn’t married.
Come sit on Santa’s lap and let me show you his North pole.
Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 10:46 pm
by Sava700
I'm gonna slap santa silly with his bag of coal if I don't get my Hot College chicks!
Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 10:48 pm
by YARDofSTUF
Sava700 wrote:I'm gonna slap santa silly with his bag of coal if I don't get my Hot College chicks!
If you hurt santa the underpants gnomes will go nuclear on yo ass!
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:39 am
by Sava700
YARDofSTUF wrote:If you hurt santa the underpants gnomes will go nuclear on yo ass!
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:29 am
by Santa Claus
Sava700 wrote:I'm gonna slap santa silly with his bag of coal if I don't get my Hot College chicks!
I have a special elf just for you.
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:50 am
by CableDude
Sava700 wrote:I'm gonna slap santa silly with his bag of coal if I don't get my Hot College chicks!
You're not getting them.
They are headed my way.
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 11:59 am
by Teirney
Santa Claus wrote:Will this do?
I'll take some of those..please!!!
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 12:49 pm
by Sava700
Santa Claus wrote:I have a special elf just for you.
meh... your getting closer
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 1:36 pm
by MadDoctor
Sava700 wrote:meh... your getting closer
Pick.... or by default you get this.
Last call......
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 1:37 pm
by MadDoctor
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 3:46 pm
by Sava700
MadDoctor wrote:Pick.... or by default you get this.
who are you and why did you steal MadDocs account?
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 3:53 pm
by MadDoctor
Sava700 wrote: who are you and why did you steal MadDocs account?
/start/
SpeedGuide rule book. Page 34, paragraph 2:
When decisions need to be made, they are made by MadDoctor. His rulings cannot be overturned. Avoid getting into this possible situation as MadDoctor is not right in the head.
/end/
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 3:59 pm
by Sava700
MadDoctor wrote:/start/
SpeedGuide rule book. Page 34, paragraph 2: When decisions need to be made, they are made by MadDoctor. His rulings cannot be overturned. Avoid getting into this possible situation as MadDoctor is not right in the head.
/end/
ohhyeah.. ok well post some hot college chic pictures and make everything all better again
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 4:46 pm
by MadDoctor
Can't.
Santa's thread......
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 5:51 pm
by Annalysa
The guy on the far left up top is soo scary looking. I do not want him Santa... I want someone that looks alot more like Johnny Depp. Big Brown sexy eyes and yummy lips and the sex drive of course.. Thanks Santa.. I have been a good girl I promise.. *crossing fingers*
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 3:18 pm
by Santa Claus
Annalysa wrote: I have been a good girl I promise..
I know that.
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:15 pm
by RoundEye
Two things:
1: Continued good health for my friends and family.
2: A 66 street bob from
sucker punch sally for me.
….and no promises of being a good boy from me. You know damn good and well better then that BS story like that.
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 6:14 pm
by Santa Claus
RoundEye wrote:Two things:
1: Continued good health for my friends and family.
2: A 66 street bob from
sucker punch sally for me.
….and no promises of being a good boy from me. You know damn good and well better then that BS story like that.
You spent two Christmas’ and your 18th birthday laid up from motorcycle accidents, are you nucking futs boy?
……..don’t answer that.
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:40 pm
by Randy
I dont know what I want
.... surprise me
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:01 am
by tHE_0ne
Santa I dont want anyone to break into my car this year at school
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:02 am
by tHE_0ne
Randy wrote:I dont know what I want
.... surprise me
Lettuce - Grow-it-Yourself Home Growing DIY Kit
$5.88
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:47 am
by Meggie
tHE_0ne wrote:
Lettuce - Grow-it-Yourself Home Growing DIY Kit
$5.88
thats pretty cool.
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 8:04 am
by YeOldeStonecat
For my house to sell.....so I can move on with my new life, and buy a Harley Dyna Street Bob...flat black.
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:20 am
by Ken
Dear Santy,
You know what I want, so bring it!
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:58 am
by Santa Claus
tHE_0ne wrote:Santa I dont want anyone to break into my car this year at school
Simple, take the bus.
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:02 pm
by Santa Claus
tHE_0ne wrote:
Lettuce - Grow-it-Yourself Home Growing DIY Kit
$5.88
That crazy rat bastard would probably spread it all over his head and make himself look like a chia pet.
I.Dont.Think.So.
I have better plans in mind for him.
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:03 pm
by Santa Claus
YeOldeStonecat wrote:For my house to sell.....so I can move on with my new life, and buy a Harley Dyna Street Bob...flat black.
I know you. I know how you roll. It's gonna happen.
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:06 pm
by Santa Claus
Ken wrote:Dear Santy,
You know what I want, so bring it!
What you want is illegal in 35 states and 5 countries.
I’ll have Mrs. Claus check on it, and I’ll get back with you on that one.
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:37 pm
by Ken
Santa Claus wrote:What you want is illegal in 35 states and 5 countries.
I’ll have Mrs. Claus check on it, and I’ll get back with you on that one.
Santy, I am still trying to take off what Mrs. Claus put on me last year. I have tried Ajax, and even Ajax wouldn't take it off...
OTOH, it is good to know that it is finally legal in some countries. I was happy that US extradition is virtually impossible from Venezuela, however, I still need a new place to hide out, damn Statutes of Limitations and gag orders... Can’t a man get a little piece…er…peace…
Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:17 am
by YeOldeStonecat
If things go as planned.....XMas eve she becomes my wife.
Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:23 am
by Sava700
Ok santa...its make up time. I won't shot at you this year if you bring me at least one of what I asked for.
Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:16 am
by Joint Chiefs of Staff
Hey Santa,
I wouldn't mind a nice comfy new pair of Nikey running shoes and a 50pk spindle or two of TDK lightscribe DVD-R's.
Merry Christmas
Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:17 am
by Joint Chiefs of Staff
YeOldeStonecat wrote:If things go as planned.....XMas eve she becomes my wife.
Whoa!! Congrats Brian!
Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:20 am
by MadDoctor
Joint Chiefs of Staff wrote:Hey Santa,
I wouldn't mind a nice comfy new pair of Nikey running shoes and a 50pk spindle or two of TDK lightscribe DVD-R's.
Merry Christmas
Hi JCOS!!!!!!!
