to be blunt, there are some insulting people on this board, but none, in my estimation, that are evil. have they done and continue to do bad things sometimes, yes, true evil, or just plain evil, no.
The Devil wrote:Ah yes, doctors. Interesting creatures. So helpful to others, for a hefty price of course. And the whole God Complex thing, where do they get that? I must have missed the part in The Bible where it says, "Thou shalt help thy neighbor - if he can afford it."
Since they do Good, I don't often have them as customers. But rumor has it that God makes them clean toilets for a while, upon arrival, just to make clear the pecking order.
No one gives it away, everything has some price, from the firm to the sublime.
The god complex is an extrapolation of snatching doomed lives from the jaws of death.... correcting some of the Almighty's mistakes... delaying the inevitable.... serving as the snooze bar for the grim reaper.
Hell_Yes
Luck is where preparation meets opportunity - Seneca
"Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'" - Isaac Asimov
It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Nietzsche
blebs wrote:How about G-d with a dentists complex?
Sadly, G-d always seems to be in the minority.
Hell_Yes
Luck is where preparation meets opportunity - Seneca
"Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'" - Isaac Asimov
It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Nietzsche
brembo wrote:You might say that in jest, it is however as true as true can be for me.
You guys obviously haven't seen Harley since she has grown up and had her braces removed! Filled out quite nicely, I might add! Me likes to ride Harley!
Ken wrote:You guys obviously haven't seen Harley since she has grown up and had her braces removed! Filled out quite nicely, I might add! Me likes to ride Harley!
i haven't seen her at all. maybe you could help us out with a pic?
Trolling for friends again I see. Let me give you some advice. The reason I put everyone here naked... I wasn't trying to be cute. It's just that with clothes there's right away pockets, and pockets, you gotta put something in 'em.
The Devil wrote:Yes, but I've seen YOU all along. Anything you'd like to confess?
nope... because if you have seen me, then you know that i offer a quality product.
Every normal man must be tempted at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. I often wonder if the voices in my head ever get frustrated because I'm just too damn lazy to climb that clock tower.
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Trolling for friends again I see. Let me give you some advice. The reason I put everyone here naked... I wasn't trying to be cute. It's just that with clothes there's right away pockets, and pockets, you gotta put something in 'em.
Your father,
G-
Oh no, it's YOU.
Without me, you'd be just another empty option in the thoughts of the Afterlife.
What good is...well...Good, if there's nothing to compare it to? Even the East speaks of Yin and Yang...and balance.
Annalysa wrote:Stop eating Doritos and well you know touching your anaconda of love. I should be your sidekick because I make you look like a pansy
Anna
Well, you have the dark hair thing going on, and you can pull off the whole dark/goth look, so at least you fit the part in that regard. But I'm not yet convinced that you're evil.
The Devil wrote:You're a contender. Let the interviews begin with you.
So tell me, why do you want to work here? [WIDE SWEEPING ARM GESTURE]
* opens door for interview spots Lefty on his knees. steps back and slowly closes door as it latches quietly*
10 seconds later Huge bursting laughter from applicants in reception room.
I was going to post a link to that thread, but the SG search results for "bullsh|t" were too numerous
sometimes you have to think outside the box to get inside the box .
The Devil wrote:If by "quality product" you mean "perpetual masturbator," then yes, you offer a "quality product."
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lol I wish... f only i had the time.... you must have me confused with someone else heh
Every normal man must be tempted at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. I often wonder if the voices in my head ever get frustrated because I'm just too damn lazy to climb that clock tower.
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If I were the Devil I'd look to turn a gentle angel like Tinker into a foul mouthed hooligan or a tree huggin stoner like myself into a republican. Do that to a soul and you truly have a sidekick! After all you've created or even designed the monster you desire! You don't know sh it Devil!!! lol
Or just take Brent with ya and color his eyes in red. heheheh :-p
sito wrote:If I were the Devil I'd look to turn a gentle angel like Tinker into a foul mouthed hooligan or a tree huggin stoner like myself into a republican. Do that to a soul and you truly have a sidekick! After all you've created or even designed the monster you desire! You don't know sh it Devil!!! lol
Or just take Brent with ya and color his eyes in red. heheheh :-p
Tinker is beyond even MY reach. God's watching her too closely.
With you, I don't even need to do anything, you're well on your way to taking the Hell Express, you commie pinko.
But Brent...now THERE'S an idea! He puts up a good front but there's so much he does behind closed doors...his porn collection alone could kill 20 men. I won't even get into his "loving" relationship with his sister, whom he secretly calls "sugar puss."
But Brent...now THERE'S an idea! He puts up a good front but there's so much he does behind closed doors...his porn collection alone could kill 20 men. I won't even get into his "loving" relationship with his sister, whom he secretly calls "sugar puss."
The Devil wrote:So...you don't have the time, huh? (As you post the above at 12:17 a.m.)
Don't even try.
But you do get points for the lie/denial.
I am not in denial!
Every normal man must be tempted at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. I often wonder if the voices in my head ever get frustrated because I'm just too damn lazy to climb that clock tower.
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Lefty wrote:....A Devil's side kick doesn't do interviews!...
Eacxtly!
If he hasn’t heard about some of my antics by now be can put his head between his legs and take his temperature rectally with one (or both) of his horns.
…..and they wouldn’t print the shirt I really wanted!
I rather be smoking crack off a dead hookers ass.
Sliding down the banister of life ..........................
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you must have me confused with someone else heh 
it doesn't get any better!
