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Humboldt
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by Humboldt » Fri Mar 07, 2003 4:00 pm
Taking a crap and realizing there's no toilet paper on the roll?
or
Taking a shower and realizing there's no towel to use?
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by Sgt Pepper » Fri Mar 07, 2003 4:03 pm
Either way, you'll probably be running sans clothing thru the house
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by binksfan » Fri Mar 07, 2003 4:07 pm
First one is worse!!!! (Cause then you gotta take a shower and there might not be a towel)...........
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by Sgt Pepper » Fri Mar 07, 2003 4:10 pm
I'll tell you what's worse...taking a crap in a port-o-potty and then realizing there's no TP....at least at home, you can go to another bathroom...
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by Humboldt » Fri Mar 07, 2003 4:13 pm
Originally posted by Sgt. Pepper
I'll tell you what's worse...taking a crap in a port-o-potty and then realizing there's no TP....at least at home, you can go to another bathroom...
I'll take your word for it.
I think I *might* have tried that once and I bet I made SURE there was some TP
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by Roody » Fri Mar 07, 2003 4:13 pm
#1 which is about #2
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by YeOldeStonecat » Fri Mar 07, 2003 4:54 pm
I'd say "taking one" is worse. Pretty messy taking one that someone left there prior to you.
I prefer to leave them.
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by JawZ » Fri Mar 07, 2003 5:01 pm
Whale poop!
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by Grimson » Fri Mar 07, 2003 9:05 pm
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by OxBlooD » Fri Mar 07, 2003 9:13 pm
Originally posted by Humboldt
Taking a crap and realizing there's no toilet paper on the roll?
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Taking a shower and realizing there's no towel to use?
How about after you take the crap you realized there's no toilet paper so you start to take a shower and realized there's no soap to use
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by Shagster » Fri Mar 07, 2003 9:22 pm
I'd just run around the room naked til I'm dry.
I'd rather walk wet then not be able to walk at all
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by p2ii » Fri Mar 07, 2003 9:59 pm
definitely not having T.P. after dropping the kids off at the pool is the worst!
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by Immortal » Fri Mar 07, 2003 10:01 pm
once I really really really had to go potty... I went to this place.. ordered a drink and went for the bathroom..
I finished pooping then uh oh.. no tp... what am I gonna do? luckily this is one of those where it's 1 washroom only.. so no one could get it...
needless to say I used my hands. .the dryer and the sink... to clean up... from then on.. I always check for tp
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by zooner » Fri Mar 07, 2003 10:16 pm
Originally posted by Immortal
once I really really really had to go potty... I went to this place.. ordered a drink and went for the bathroom..
I finished pooping then uh oh.. no tp... what am I gonna do? luckily this is one of those where it's 1 washroom only.. so no one could get it...
needless to say I used my hands. .the dryer and the sink... to clean up... from then on.. I always check for tp
i'm not feeling so good anymore...
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by Immortal » Sat Mar 08, 2003 1:45 am
Originally posted by zooner
i'm not feeling so good anymore...
I have to say... after finishing the deed.. I feel so relieved and went to finish the drink I ordered.. I must say.. they must have something special in that drink cos it tasted so gooood
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by WhoNut » Sat Mar 08, 2003 1:49 am
Originally posted by Humboldt
Taking a crap and realizing you need to use the towel 'cause there's no toilet paper on the roll?
or
Taking a shower and realizing you need to use the toilet paper 'cause there's no towel to use?
Hmm...
I dunno.
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by Humboldt » Sat Mar 08, 2003 2:12 am
lol