Matter of opinion...which is worse?

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Matter of opinion...which is worse?

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Taking a crap and realizing there's no toilet paper on the roll?

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Taking a shower and realizing there's no towel to use?
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Either way, you'll probably be running sans clothing thru the house :D
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Originally posted by Sgt. Pepper
Either way, you'll probably be running sans clothing thru the house :D


Too true, too true :D

Although a bit more of a crouch in one scenario :rolleyes: :D
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First one is worse!!!! (Cause then you gotta take a shower and there might not be a towel)...........
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I'll tell you what's worse...taking a crap in a port-o-potty and then realizing there's no TP....at least at home, you can go to another bathroom...


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Originally posted by Sgt. Pepper
I'll tell you what's worse...taking a crap in a port-o-potty and then realizing there's no TP....at least at home, you can go to another bathroom...


:D


I'll take your word for it.

I think I *might* have tried that once and I bet I made SURE there was some TP :D
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#1 which is about #2 :D
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I'd say "taking one" is worse. Pretty messy taking one that someone left there prior to you.

I prefer to leave them.
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Re: Matter of opinion...which is worse?

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Originally posted by Humboldt
Taking a crap and realizing there's no toilet paper on the roll?

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Taking a shower and realizing there's no towel to use?


How about after you take the crap you realized there's no toilet paper so you start to take a shower and realized there's no soap to use :D
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I'd just run around the room naked til I'm dry.

I'd rather walk wet then not be able to walk at all :eek:
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definitely not having T.P. after dropping the kids off at the pool is the worst!
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once I really really really had to go potty... I went to this place.. ordered a drink and went for the bathroom..

I finished pooping then uh oh.. no tp... what am I gonna do? luckily this is one of those where it's 1 washroom only.. so no one could get it...

needless to say I used my hands. .the dryer and the sink... to clean up... from then on.. I always check for tp
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Originally posted by Immortal
once I really really really had to go potty... I went to this place.. ordered a drink and went for the bathroom..

I finished pooping then uh oh.. no tp... what am I gonna do? luckily this is one of those where it's 1 washroom only.. so no one could get it...

needless to say I used my hands. .the dryer and the sink... to clean up... from then on.. I always check for tp


i'm not feeling so good anymore...
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Post by Immortal »

Originally posted by zooner
i'm not feeling so good anymore...


I have to say... after finishing the deed.. I feel so relieved and went to finish the drink I ordered.. I must say.. they must have something special in that drink cos it tasted so gooood
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Re: Matter of opinion...which is worse?

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Originally posted by Humboldt
Taking a crap and realizing you need to use the towel 'cause there's no toilet paper on the roll?

or

Taking a shower and realizing you need to use the toilet paper 'cause there's no towel to use?


Hmm...

I dunno.
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lol :D
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