I am officially home alone for a week!

TEH WIN · Post by **TEH WIN** » Sat Feb 22, 2003 8:32 pm

As of11:00 today, i have the house to myself until about 1:00 PM next saturday.

I will be having no parties... 1. I dont drink 2. There is no running water in this house.. to an extent (its a plumbing disaster in my house). 3. I dont like parties....

I have nobody to "bring over" no girls that i want to bring over... and the ones that i want, wont.

hmm... what else. should be a fun week, got frozen dinners, no running water, and a dog to take care of. parents gave me 60 bucks and said if i need more, use my own checking account and they'll pay me back. i shouldnt need to use more than 20 of it...

I have all 3 cars

Toyota Sienna V6 194 horsepower (fast sucker)
Toyota Camry 4cyl 133 horsepower (cruiser and economical)
Toyota 4runner V6 150 horsepower (gas hog)

I will be driving the Camry for the next week.. as it gets great gas milage.

Of course.. my 4runner is staying in the garage.

I'm such a loser for not having people over when i have the house to myself, lol.

takahita · Post by **takahita** » Sat Feb 22, 2003 8:35 pm

That sounds like fun. I wish my parents would go away for a week! LOL

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Sat Feb 22, 2003 8:54 pm

The last time I was left alone, my mom found a pair of panties and a belt under the sofa cusion while she was cleaning up.

..........after that I had to go stay at a friend's house while they were on vacation.

TEH WIN · Post by **TEH WIN** » Sat Feb 22, 2003 9:13 pm

Well.. i got the first girl comin over in a mintue...

time to rearrange the living room and setup the stereo out there! I hate how the couches are arranged

takahita · Post by **takahita** » Sat Feb 22, 2003 9:35 pm

Originally posted by RoundEye
The last time I was left alone, my mom found a pair of panties and a belt under the sofa cusion while she was cleaning up.

..........after that I had to go stay at a friend's house while they were on vacation.

Shame shame shame!!LOL j/k

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Sat Feb 22, 2003 9:41 pm

Originally posted by RoundEye
The last time I was left alone, my mom found a pair of panties and a belt under the sofa cusion while she was cleaning up.

..........after that I had to go stay at a friend's house while they were on vacation.

Been there done that.

It was Feb. 1986 but this time they found two half empty or half full beer cans in the potato bin...no panties. Who would have thought to look in there to clean up? *shrugs*

My sister and I took the heat but my parents did not believe we would throw a party and blamed my two older brothers that no longer lived at home.

TEH WIN · Post by **TEH WIN** » Sat Feb 22, 2003 11:24 pm

Just took one girl home...

this could prove to be an intersting weekend...

Immortal · Post by **Immortal** » Sat Feb 22, 2003 11:25 pm

Originally posted by TEH EH?-WIN
Just took one girl home...

this could prove to be an intersting weekend...

hurray!

protection.. remember! protection!

put safety rails on the side of the bed so u don't fall off... or better yet.. do it standing up..

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Sat Feb 22, 2003 11:26 pm

I'm sure she's pleased that your sharing that with us...

by the way..who's cooking?

Immortal · Post by **Immortal** » Sat Feb 22, 2003 11:27 pm

Originally posted by downhill
I'm sure she's pleased that your sharing that with us...

by the way..who's cooking?

I bet he's filled up eating.... erm.. nvm..

and he don't have to floss either! .... that is unless of course tis shaven..

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Sat Feb 22, 2003 11:30 pm

Originally posted by downhill

by the way..who's cooking?

I've been known to be called Emeril on occasion.

*call poison control* lol

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Sat Feb 22, 2003 11:30 pm

Originally posted by downhill
I'm sure she's pleased that your sharing that with us...

by the way..who's cooking?

Attention wh0res would liek it to be known...

Immortal · Post by **Immortal** » Sat Feb 22, 2003 11:43 pm

Originally posted by YARDofSTUF
Attention wh0res would liek it to be known...

phew.. and I thought u were talking about me.. for a sec my feelings were hurt..

major marco · Post by **major marco** » Sun Feb 23, 2003 2:53 am

Originally posted by TEH EH?-WIN
I will be having no parties... 1. I dont drink 2. There is no running water in this house.. to an extent (its a plumbing disaster in my house). 3. I dont like parties....

I have nobody to "bring over" no girls that i want to bring over... and the ones that i want, wont.

Dude, what's wrong with you??? I guess you can always order service from a call girl operation. LOL.

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Sun Feb 23, 2003 3:32 am

Originally posted by major marco
...I guess you can always order service from a call girl operation. ..... LOL.

Or call 1-900-Inflate-A-Date.

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Sun Feb 23, 2003 3:33 am

Originally posted by RoundEye
Or call 1-900-Inflate-A-Date.

/me jots down number

Thanks!

loop2kil · Post by **loop2kil** » Sun Feb 23, 2003 5:38 am

Can always have a LAN party...i know you said no parties but geeks with computers...its not really a party but its hella fun.

Had one recently at a local Pc shop where my bro-in-law works and had a blast....we played UT2k3, some CS and exchanged lots of 'demos' and pr0n

EvilAngel · Post by **EvilAngel** » Sun Feb 23, 2003 2:26 pm

be different from the rest... respect your familys wishes while they are gone... whatever guidlines those may be :0

Hopeful · Post by **Hopeful** » Sun Feb 23, 2003 2:43 pm

aw man... arent you the one that live near me? lol... i could have a party set up ovah there...

Humboldt · Post by **Humboldt** » Sun Feb 23, 2003 2:48 pm

When I was but a young teen, heheh, parents went out of town, came back and I was all wide-eyed with innocence...

until my mom asked me why there was vomit caked on the underside of the toilet

I didn't know one of my friends had spewed all over the toilet. Another friend cleaned it up enough that I never noticed from the top, but my mom sure did.

Hopeful · Post by **Hopeful** » Sun Feb 23, 2003 2:51 pm

Originally posted by Humboldt
When I was but a young teen, heheh, parents went out of town, came back and I was all wide-eyed with innocence...

until my mom asked me why there was vomit caked on the underside of the toilet

I didn't know one of my friends had spewed all over the toilet. Another friend cleaned it up enough that I never noticed from the top, but my mom sure did.

but isnt there an easy cover story for that?

Humboldt · Post by **Humboldt** » Sun Feb 23, 2003 2:54 pm

Originally posted by Hopeful
but isnt there an easy cover story for that?

Not if you don't even know anyone was sick in the first place!

I didn't know what to say. She asked who puked in the upstairs bathroom and why.

I had no clue anyone had (though I could guess the why

).

I think I ended up taking the blame myself but she could tell something was weird.

Hopeful · Post by **Hopeful** » Sun Feb 23, 2003 2:57 pm

Originally posted by Humboldt
Not if you don't even know anyone was sick in the first place!

I didn't know what to say. She asked who puked in the upstairs bathroom and why.

I had no clue anyone had (though I could guess the why ).

I think I ended up taking the blame myself but she could tell something was weird.

so were you totally busted???

Humboldt · Post by **Humboldt** » Sun Feb 23, 2003 3:01 pm

Originally posted by Hopeful
so were you totally busted???

I think I said I'd had a few beers and couldn't stomach them.

Hopeful · Post by **Hopeful** » Sun Feb 23, 2003 3:03 pm

Originally posted by Humboldt

I think I said I'd had a few beers and couldn't stomach them.

but that wouldnt red flag you for having a party would it?

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