what's the meanest, yet non-profane name you call someone?

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Mon Feb 17, 2003 12:37 pm

Bung hole
gitbag
rump ranger
dough head
smegma
head cheese
butt breath

are you sure that you want me to continue...

mikemean · Post by **mikemean** » Mon Feb 17, 2003 1:10 pm

Lately it has been F*cking A**hole and F*cking Idiot. And it's usually only when I am driving. I also use just plain "idiot" and "retard". Moron is a good one too.

bug · Post by **bug** » Mon Feb 17, 2003 3:31 pm

mental midget!

Brandon_k_W · Post by **Brandon_k_W** » Mon Feb 17, 2003 3:50 pm

Dorkasaurus
Poophead
Fartface
car hit
Judgement Shlack
Redefined Shmut

Brandon_k_W · Post by **Brandon_k_W** » Mon Feb 17, 2003 3:56 pm

" and i want to look at him straight in the eye, and i want to tell him he's a cheap, no good lying, brainless, d*ckless, hopeless, heartless fat@ss, bug eyed stiff-legged spotty lipped, worm headed sack of monkey sh*t he is!!!........... Hallejujah... Holy Sh*t!!! where's the tylenol? "

Quote from Clark W. Griswald in Christmas Vacation

porkchop · Post by **porkchop** » Mon Feb 17, 2003 4:10 pm

you are a stupid moron with a ugly face and a big butt and your butt smells and you like to kiss your own butt. Dumbo works for me too

cybotron r_9 · Post by **cybotron r_9** » Mon Feb 17, 2003 4:38 pm

religious fanatic...works every time

chevyman282 · Post by **chevyman282** » Mon Feb 17, 2003 4:59 pm

slime ball
hairless ape
numb nuts

just a few off the top of my head, it took the better half years, to get me to refrain from vulgar languange..I still let go once in awhile though........

chevy.....

Mohan-san · Post by **Mohan-san** » Mon Feb 17, 2003 5:24 pm

Poo Poo Head

Faust · Post by **Faust** » Mon Feb 17, 2003 5:52 pm

buttlips and dingleberry also come to mind.

bug · Post by **bug** » Mon Feb 17, 2003 6:33 pm

cement head

EvilAngel · Post by **EvilAngel** » Mon Feb 17, 2003 7:04 pm

Ever go to jail, just use the term "punk".... and you'll see why....lol

major marco · Post by **major marco** » Mon Feb 17, 2003 7:19 pm

Originally posted by Faust
me? i prefer just plain ol' "butthole". it's worked well for me since 2nd grade. sounds even funnier coming from a 33 year old

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binksfan · Post by **binksfan** » Mon Feb 17, 2003 9:43 pm

"Douche Bag" & "Butt Smear" depending on whether it's male or female. How 'bout "Knob Gob" or "Waste of Semen"?

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Mon Feb 17, 2003 9:44 pm

dufus

lol

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Mon Feb 17, 2003 9:47 pm

Originally posted by major marco
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Nice one, Himmler.

jeremyboycool · Post by **jeremyboycool** » Mon Feb 17, 2003 10:15 pm

Dink...Just something i made up.

major marco · Post by **major marco** » Mon Feb 17, 2003 10:18 pm

Originally posted by jeremyboycool
Dink...Just something i made up.

DINK has been around for a long time. It stands for "double income no kids." Kind of along the same lines as "Yuppie."

jeremyboycool · Post by **jeremyboycool** » Mon Feb 17, 2003 10:21 pm

Originally posted by major marco
DINK has been around for a long time. It stands for "double income no kids." Kind of along the same lines as "Yuppie."

Ya I heard it was a real word... Maybe I heard once a long time befor and didn't know it. But to me its something I made up.

Jesse23 · Post by **Jesse23** » Tue Feb 18, 2003 4:48 am

i prefer
asshat
assclown
dingleberry

Blisster · Post by **Blisster** » Tue Feb 18, 2003 6:05 am

I like "jerk-off" and "asshat" personally

bug · Post by **bug** » Tue Feb 18, 2003 4:27 pm

nummy nuts!

EvilAjax · Post by **EvilAjax** » Tue Feb 18, 2003 5:57 pm

Well... **cking c**ksucking ass licker is one of them..
Um.. but that's really "profane"... Um... "Pepperoni face" when they have a really bad acne problem... wow.. non-profane ones are really hard to come up with... for me, at least.

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Tue Feb 18, 2003 9:57 pm

butt nugget

scrotum (that's half-way between a prick and an asshole)

smegma This one's bad!

nepenthe · Post by **nepenthe** » Tue Feb 18, 2003 9:59 pm

Originally posted by RoundEye
smegma This one's bad!

AKA...... head cheese.

how about...... meconium

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Tue Feb 18, 2003 10:02 pm

Originally posted by RoundEye

smegma This one's bad!

HOW SMEGMA SERVES THE PENIS. lol

WhoNut · Post by **WhoNut** » Tue Feb 18, 2003 10:48 pm

Originally posted by nepenthe
AKA...... head cheese.

how about...... meconium

Not bad, though it'd be lost on those without kids. Myself, I've seen enough to last a while.

koldchillah · Post by **koldchillah** » Tue Feb 18, 2003 11:08 pm

I must admit.. I'm not very good at holding back profanity once I've been ticked off, but in some cases I just resort to spanish. When I do use a word like idiot... I usually include the F word in front of it. "f'ing idiot!"

boludo & pelotudo are also two of my favorites while I'm driving but even most spanish speakers don't know those b/c they are only commonly used in Argentina. Boludo just means dumbass or idiot, while pelotudo is similar but a bit more vulgar. The other spanish curse words are no fun cuz everyone already knows them.

Annalysa · Post by **Annalysa** » Tue Feb 18, 2003 11:15 pm

jackass is my favorite

nepenthe · Post by **nepenthe** » Tue Feb 18, 2003 11:22 pm

Originally posted by koldchillah
IThe other spanish curse words are no fun cuz everyone already knows them.

Oh not true......

koldchillah · Post by **koldchillah** » Wed Feb 19, 2003 3:56 am

Originally posted by nepenthe
Oh not true......

you're right.. let me rephrase:

Most people from south florida know them.

sometimes I forget to think outside my bubble.

princess · Post by **princess** » Wed Feb 19, 2003 3:14 pm

i aways use retard or dork.

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