Who Just Told Off A Dumb Hoe!

Mutch · Post by **Mutch** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 3:46 pm

Me, that's right me. She was accusing me of ping flooding her computer. A friend of hers was threatening me. So I found my ip and started spamming her ass with my ip, but I changed one of the numbers so she couldnt nuke me or anything..

That shut her ass up real good!

I feel good!

Brk · Post by **Brk** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 3:49 pm

Wow, that's the smart road to follow...

Mutch · Post by **Mutch** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 3:50 pm

Originally posted by Recondite
Wow, that's the smart road to follow...

Meh, it shut her ass up. And she can't do anything to my computer because I gave her the wrong ip.. But she knew the ip of the guy hacking her, so ours were nothing alike.

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 3:55 pm

at least you weren't hacking her

Mutch · Post by **Mutch** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 4:16 pm

Originally posted by Noevo
at least you weren't hacking her

I don't even know what the hell ping flooding is.. can someone explain it?

Silver · Post by **Silver** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 4:29 pm

Whoowoowowoowow you win!! Great thread, thanks for your dazzling tale of great things that you have done. All I wanna know is how was a hoe using the computer? I mean, aren't they only supposed to work in a garden enviorment?

Brent · Post by **Brent** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 4:47 pm

64bit · Post by **64bit** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 4:58 pm

Originally posted by Brent

hahaha oh my

Hey by the way I like that new quick reply. I might even use it If I stop quoting others posts.

Mutch · Post by **Mutch** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 5:00 pm

Wasn't supposed to be funny.. If you read the other thread you would have seen what else I had to read..

black crowes · Post by **black crowes** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 5:01 pm

Originally posted by Silver
All I wanna know is how was a hoe using the computer? I mean, aren't they only supposed to work in a garden enviorment?

I think they'd work in more of a street corner environment.

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 5:03 pm

ok since i'm stupid i'll link my reply lol

https://www.speedguide.net/forums/ ... adid=88992

Silver · Post by **Silver** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 5:09 pm

Originally posted by black crowes

I think they'd work in more of a street corner environment.

Negative, unless there were trees or something that needed to be gardened.

hawt hawt hoe action...

Silver · Post by **Silver** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 5:09 pm

Originally posted by YARDofSTUF
ok since i'm stupid i'll link my reply lol

https://www.speedguide.net/forums/ ... adid=88992

lolz u r dum lolz

Silver · Post by **Silver** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 5:10 pm

Originally posted by Mutch
Wasn't supposed to be funny.. If you read the other thread you would have seen what else I had to read..

linkz plz is tha other thread funny?>

grundy · Post by **grundy** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 5:18 pm

Originally posted by Silver

linkz plz is tha other thread funny?>

my guess is no.

Brent · Post by **Brent** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 5:19 pm

dumb hoe

http://adult.backwash.com/content_frame ... 4aff67e7d3

Silver · Post by **Silver** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 5:23 pm

DAS NOT A HOE, A HOE IS USED IN THE GARDEN. I believe he is referencing to the common pimp term, ho. Now he might have just told off a ho, but a hoe cannot type. Sorry.

I WIN

Brent · Post by **Brent** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 5:26 pm

Originally posted by Silver
DAS NOT A HOE, A HOE IS USED IN THE GARDEN. I believe he is referencing to the common pimp term, ho. Now he might have just told off a ho, but a hoe cannot type. Sorry.

I WIN

YOU ARE TEH WINRAR!

even the dictionary agrees with you http://www.dictionary.com/search?q=ho

Silver · Post by **Silver** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 5:27 pm

Its those corrospandex courses I have been taking, they gots smarts.

Who wants to be that Grundy posts a mountain bike thread soon??

Mutch · Post by **Mutch** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 5:43 pm

Hoe is my books is..

Fat chick, who is a slut, and wears trampy clothes.

Silver · Post by **Silver** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 5:48 pm

So you have pictures of this hoe you told off and she is fat, screws around alot, and wears tight skirts? I think pics are in order now.

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 5:48 pm

when you are done digging your hole, ask the devil to stop on by would ya mutch?

Brent · Post by **Brent** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 6:09 pm

Originally posted by Mutch
Hoe is my books is..

Fat chick, who is a slut, and wears trampy clothes.

i don't understand the first line "Hoe is my books is.."

that aint english yo

Silver · Post by **Silver** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 6:11 pm

True enough, although I grasped the concept, it make me wonder how many books he might own.

CiscoKid · Post by **CiscoKid** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 6:21 pm

haha, you guys are funny as hell...

sorry Mutch, just had to check out this QuickReply feature...

Brent · Post by **Brent** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 6:23 pm

grundy · Post by **grundy** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 6:24 pm

Originally posted by Mutch
Hoe is my books is..

Fat chick, who is a slut, and wears trampy clothes.

that's so specific.

what about a skinney chick who is a slut, and wears trampy clothes?

Or a fat chick who is a slut, but wears tasteful clothes?

What's the most important?

Can you be a hoe if you aren't fat?

if you aren't a slut?

if you don't wear trampy clothes?

what about trampy makeup, but only sleezy clothes?

A better explanation is in order.

Silver · Post by **Silver** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 6:26 pm

Yes you can, but you would have a metal foot and be skinnly like a pole, BECAUSE THATS WHAT A HOE IS!

is my books anyway

Brent · Post by **Brent** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 6:26 pm

a hoe is a gardening tool

a ho is a prostatute

http://www.dictionary.com USE IT

Silver · Post by **Silver** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 6:27 pm

^^^^^^ What he said. I would have quoted, but I am all about this quick reply thing. w3rd

CiscoKid · Post by **CiscoKid** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 6:28 pm

haha Silver

Brent · Post by **Brent** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 6:29 pm

HOE

hoe Pronunciation Key (h)
n.
A tool with a flat blade attached approximately at a right angle to a long handle, used for weeding, cultivating, and gardening.

v. hoed, hoe·ing, hoes
v. tr.
To weed, cultivate, or dig up with a hoe.

v. intr.
To work with a hoe.

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[Middle English howe, from Old French houe, of Germanic origin. See kau- in Indo-European Roots.]
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hoer n.

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hoe

\Hoe\, n. [OF. hoe, F. houe; of German origin, cf. OHG. houwa, howa, G. haue, fr. OHG. houwan to hew. See Hew to cut.] 1. A tool chiefly for digging up weeds, and arranging the earth about plants in fields and gardens. It is made of a flat blade of iron or steel having an eye or tang by which it is attached to a wooden handle at an acute angle.

2. (Zo["o]l.) The horned or piked dogfish. See Dogfish.

Dutch hoe, one having the blade set for use in the manner of a spade.

Horse hoe, a kind of cultivator.
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hoe

\Hoe\, v. t. [imp. & p. p. Hoed; p. pr. & vb. n. Hoeing.] [Cf. F. houer.] To cut, dig, scrape, turn, arrange, or clean, with a hoe; as, to hoe the earth in a garden; also, to clear from weeds, or to loosen or arrange the earth about, with a hoe; as, to hoe corn.

To hoe one's row, to do one's share of a job. [Colloq.]
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hoe

\Hoe\, v. i. To use a hoe; to labor with a hoe.
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hoe

n : a tool with a flat blade attached at right angles to a long handle v : dig with a hoe
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hoe

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hoe

hoe: in CancerWEB's On-line Medical Dictionary

Brent · Post by **Brent** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 6:30 pm

HO

hol·mi·um Pronunciation Key (hlm-m)
n. Symbol Ho
A relatively soft, malleable, stable rare-earth element occurring in gadolinite, monazite, and other rare-earth minerals. Atomic number 67; atomic weight 164.930; melting point 1,461°C; boiling point 2,600°C; specific gravity 8.803; valence 3. See table at element.

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[After Holmia (Stockholm), Sweden.]

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ho1 Pronunciation Key (h)
interj.
Used to express surprise or joy, to attract attention to something sighted, or to urge onward: Land ho! Westward ho!

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ho2 Pronunciation Key (h)
n. pl. hos
Slang. A prostitute.

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[African American Vernacular English, alteration of *****.]

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Ho1

The symbol for the element holmium.

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Ho2
abbr.
Bible. Hosea2.

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house Pronunciation Key (hous)
n. pl. hous·es (houzz, -sz)

A structure serving as a dwelling for one or more persons, especially for a family.
A household or family.
Something, such as a burrow or shell, that serves as a shelter or habitation for a wild animal.
A dwelling for a group of people, such as students or members of a religious community, who live together as a unit: a sorority house.
A building that functions as the primary shelter or location of something: a carriage house; the lion house at the zoo.

A facility, such as a theater or restaurant, that provides entertainment or food for the public: a movie house; the specialty of the house.
The audience or patrons of such an establishment: a full house.

A commercial firm: a brokerage house.
A publishing company: a house that specializes in cookbooks.
A gambling casino.
Slang. A house of prostitution.
A residential college within a university.

often House A legislative or deliberative assembly.
The hall or chamber in which such an assembly meets.
A quorum of such an assembly.
often House A family line including ancestors and descendants, especially a royal or noble family: the House of Orange.

One of the 12 parts into which the heavens are divided in astrology.
The sign of the zodiac indicating the seat or station of a planet in the heavens. Also called mansion.
House music.

v. housed, hous·ing, hous·es (houz)
v. tr.
To provide living quarters for; lodge: The cottage housed ten students.
To shelter, keep, or store in or as if in a house: a library housing rare books.
To contain; harbor.
To fit into a socket or mortise.
Nautical. To secure or stow safely.

v. intr.
To reside; dwell.
To take shelter.

Idioms:
like a house on fire/afire Informal
In an extremely speedy manner: ran away like a house on fire; tickets that sold like a house afire.
on the house
At the expense of the establishment; free: food and drinks on the house.
put/set (one's) house in order
To organize one's affairs in a sensible, logical way.

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[Middle English hous, from Old English hs.]

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ho

\Ho\, Hoa \Hoa\ (h[=o]), interj. [Cf. F. & G. ho.] 1. Halloo! attend! -- a call to excite attention, or to give notice of approach. ``What noise there, ho?'' --Shak. ``Ho! who's within?'' --Shak.

2. [Perhaps corrupted fr. hold; but cf. F. hau stop! and E. whoa.] Stop! stand still! hold! -- a word now used by teamsters, but formerly to order the cessation of anything. [Written also whoa, and, formerly, hoo.]

The duke . . . pulled out his sword and cried ``Hoo!'' --Chaucer.

An herald on a scaffold made an hoo. --Chaucer.
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ho

\Ho\, pron. Who. [Obs.]

Note: In some Chaucer MSS.
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ho

\Ho\, Hoa \Hoa\, n. [See Ho, interj., 2.] A stop; a halt; a moderation of pace.

There is no ho with them. --Decker.
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Hydroxyl \Hy*drox"yl\, n. [Hydro-, 2 + oxygen + -yl.] (Chem.) A compound radical, or unsaturated group, HO, consisting of one atom of hydrogen and one of oxygen. It is a characteristic part of the hydrates, the alcohols, the oxygen acids, etc.
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ho

n : a trivalent metallic element of the rare earth group; occurs together with yttrium; forms highly magnetic compounds [syn: holmium, Ho, atomic number 67]
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H/O
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ho

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Silver · Post by **Silver** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 6:30 pm

^^^^ HAHHAHAHAHAHAA PWNED.

Brk · Post by **Brk** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 6:37 pm

Originally posted by Brent
a ho is a prostatute

http://www.dictionary.com USE IT

Irony?

grundy · Post by **grundy** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 6:39 pm

^^ HAHA PNWED

Brent · Post by **Brent** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 6:44 pm

i don't get it

grundy · Post by **grundy** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 6:47 pm

spellcheck

Brent · Post by **Brent** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 6:48 pm

Originally posted by grundy
spellcheck

i flunked kindergarden

CiscoKid · Post by **CiscoKid** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 6:49 pm

check is spelled C H E C K...that's how you spell check!