A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes
later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom.
A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the
bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is
screaming.
"What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells. "You're scaring my
customers!"
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and every time I
try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my b *lls."
The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says, "You idiot! You're
sitting on the mop bucket!"
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Duzmor
Duz!!
