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Things you may not want to know

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1. During an hours swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 litre of urine.

2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15
pen!ses (touching door handles etc.)


3. An average persons yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.


4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects -while you slept!

5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated
and failed to wash their hands.

6.Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated
and failed to wash their hands.

7.In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.


8. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold
sore from one of the guests.

9. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases.


10. Sharing a bag of crisps with a friend gives you a 10% chance of ingesting a small amount of their faeces.

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oh c'mon, pen!s is censored????
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Originally posted by Banshee

9. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases.


more like 10 litres for me....i work in an enclosed area will all single men who can fart at will :o
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Originally posted by Banshee

2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15
pen!ses (touching door handles etc.)
I come into direct contact with my own 15 times a day, excluding bathroom breaks. In fact, I'm contacting it directly right now. <squoze, squoze>
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Originally posted by Banshee
4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects -while you slept!
I lived in Texas for a few months and I beleive that I swallowed more insects than I can count.. I've awoke to many fireants and several mosquitos flying around me too.. and a bad aftertaste.

I think that average is right for me for the next 75 years.
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ewww its all nasty!!!
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5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated
and failed to wash their hands.

6.Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated
and failed to wash their hands.

I dont get this I thought man masturbate more often than woman?? :confused:
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Originally posted by OxBlooD
5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated
and failed to wash their hands.

6.Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated
and failed to wash their hands.

I dont get this I thought man masturbate more often than woman?? :confused:
I suppose we do.. but we are also supposedly more cleanly too.
there is no real truth in any of those 10 things.
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1. During an hours swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 litre of urine.


Those numbers seem unlikely. That's almost 3 ounces of Pee!
I know it's all in fun, but I challenge almost all those statements.

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Banshee, you are right! I do not want to know.
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Originally posted by ghost


I come into direct contact with my own 15 times a day, excluding bathroom breaks. In fact, I'm contacting it directly right now. <squoze, squoze>
Too much info there Ghost.


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[quote]Originally posted by Banshee
1. During an hours swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 litre of urine.


In a Los Angeles municipal pool this figure rises to 4 litres per hour.
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Originally posted by UnitedWeStand

I suppose we do.. but we are also supposedly more cleanly too.

Men cleaner then women? So every guy I know is an exception? hehe

Yeah I don;t get this 6:11 men women masturbation ratio. :D
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Originally posted by Banshee
1. During an hours swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 litre of urine.

2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15
pen!ses (touching door handles etc.)


3. An average persons yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.


4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects -while you slept!

5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated
and failed to wash their hands.

6.Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated
and failed to wash their hands.

7.In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.


8. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold
sore from one of the guests.

9. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases.


10. Sharing a bag of crisps with a friend gives you a 10% chance of ingesting a small amount of their faeces.

:eek:

oh c'mon, pen!s is censored????
I have a Serious response to this!

I saw a thingy on TV about astronauts in space, they were saying how Weak people were when coming back down to Earth. Until recently Gravity was their explanation for this promoting them excersizing in space to help fight against the 'weakness'.

But here Recently they thought of something that never occured to them before. The air the astronauts breath in the shuttle is CLEAN AND PURE. It's so clean and pure that there is no 'bad stuff' in the air like there is hear on earth. And everything they touch, use, ingest etc... is totally STERILE. While here on earth things are NOT sterile just like the post above as we see.

Scientists actually think now that the totally clean environment lessens the people's immunities. So when they come back to earth their body is shocked basically and cannot handle all the 'bad elements' everywhere.

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Originally posted by Brent


I have a Serious response to this!

I saw a thingy on TV about astronauts in space, they were saying how Weak people were when coming back down to Earth. Until recently Gravity was their explanation for this promoting them excersizing in space to help fight against the 'weakness'.

But here Recently they thought of something that never occured to them before. The air the astronauts breath in the shuttle is CLEAN AND PURE. It's so clean and pure that there is no 'bad stuff' in the air like there is hear on earth. And everything they touch, use, ingest etc... is totally STERILE. While here on earth things are NOT sterile just like the post above as we see.

Scientists actually think now that the totally clean environment lessens the people's immunities. So when they come back to earth their body is shocked basically and cannot handle all the 'bad elements' everywhere.

True fact
Is that why they're adding a fart machine on the next shuttle to Uranus?
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yuck .. even grosser touchin the bathroom door @ a highschool washroom!!! Yuckie ....
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Leave it to Brent to tell it like it is...
I wonder if that would make a difference to a new born baby born in space, and brought here with no immunities..
wow this sounds like a sequel to bubble boy.
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Originally posted by Stu_Grimson


Too much info there Ghost.


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Originally posted by GatoNanashi


Haha, Love the Avatar Stu :D
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Ditto, show is great Double D is muh fav
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