Safe and Easy way to UNCAP

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 11:58 pm

to get the 56k to work the same as the cable modem; Double the amount of DVD players used, Connect to AT LEAST two power plants, and instead of running an extension cord to your neighbors tie directly into the power lines in your neigborhood.

NOTE: This will not work with a K56Flex modem, it must be V.90 compatible.

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 8:14 am

If the clocks are running backwards, you’re going back in time. I didn’t think it possible… but your “tweak” is exceptional. When you get close to 1992 I need you to purchase some stock for me. [we’re going to be rich!]

Immense focused drawn power (like the one you have created) masks physical resources (your modem disappears) with a veil of quantum noise that is not fundamental, but merely reflects the statistical properties of an equilibrium state in which the universe happens to be at the present time. Nonequilibrium matter can be used to violate the “uncertainty principle” (i.e. why does the cable company say I have unlimited bandwidth… yet I hit a cap?). Furthermore, nonequilibrium matter can be used to distinguish non-orthogonal quantum states without disturbing them, to eavesdrop on quantum key distribution, and to read all the results of a parallel quantum computation.

Simply put… a game of Counter-Strike is now going to be one heck of a lot of fun. Enjoy!

AoDLiQuiD-M3tH · Post by **AoDLiQuiD-M3tH** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 8:58 am

LoL maddoc....Ive been playing counter-strike betas all night, god i love these earlier versions

AoDLiQuiD-M3tH · Post by **AoDLiQuiD-M3tH** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 2:06 pm

holy quantum fissure Batman

DiskDoc · Post by **DiskDoc** » Sat Apr 13, 2002 8:38 am

hmmmmm

Bouncer · Post by **Bouncer** » Tue Apr 16, 2002 10:54 pm

"...well i wrote an e-mail to the admin..and guess who replyed......Bouncer well i guess not only was my modem sucking bandwidth from parallel universes i was also pulling web pages from there also.... " -AoDLiQuiD-M3tH

Like duh. Next time use an anti-static wrist strap n00b13. Yeesh. Now where is that Skywalker boy, I've had enough of his sassiness...

Regards,
-DarthBouncer-
PS: Hi.
PPS: Gone to Italy BBL ..like in June.
PPPS: CS Beta 4.0 umm... pwned. Course DoD ownz all your bases now.

Indy · Post by **Indy** » Wed Apr 17, 2002 9:19 am

Why does it feel like I've dropped in on a Star Trek episode in this thread?

bravoboy · Post by **bravoboy** » Wed Apr 17, 2002 6:49 pm

chainsaw? hammer? i know the best secret. dip the plug in water and run.

works well!

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Wed Apr 17, 2002 7:04 pm

Originally posted by bravoboy
chainsaw? hammer? i know the best secret. dip the plug in water and run.

works well!

frickin' noob! You can't do that!!!

you might trip

Norm · Post by **Norm** » Wed Apr 17, 2002 7:33 pm

This thread still on the first page ?

lol

There's only one way to uncap and stay uncapped.
Have a lot of friends working on the inside that keep thier jobs for life, and remain loyal to thier friends on the outside

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Wed Apr 17, 2002 8:03 pm

And those are the guys I'm looking for. I WANT NAMES!!!!

DiskDoc · Post by **DiskDoc** » Wed Apr 17, 2002 8:04 pm

lol good one Norm

Norm · Post by **Norm** » Wed Apr 17, 2002 8:14 pm

I want names too, so I can make a few good loyal friends

I almost forgot, there is one other way to uncap and stay uncapped....

It's called 'Big bucks'

DiskDoc · Post by **DiskDoc** » Wed Apr 17, 2002 10:43 pm

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 6:14 pm

^bump^

striker8000 · Post by **striker8000** » Tue Aug 31, 2004 10:30 pm

hey guys...I got the quantum flux up and running, but I can't seem to get the bandwidth advertised, I keep getting BSOD"singularity not found" errors, followed immediately by link failures, plz help

striker8000 · Post by **striker8000** » Tue Aug 31, 2004 10:31 pm

problem solved, I needed to use the 5lb sledge hammer, not the 16 oz. nailing hammer

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Wed Sep 01, 2004 9:09 am

Hey Doc! We got a live one!!!

striker, you ever played with vacuum cooled computers before?

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Wed Sep 01, 2004 9:59 am

Noevo wrote:Hey Doc! We got a live one!!!

striker, you ever played with vacuum cooled computers before?

ahhhhh the good old days!!!!

striker8000 · Post by **striker8000** » Wed Sep 01, 2004 4:43 pm

Noevo wrote:striker, you ever played with vacuum cooled computers before?

all my notes state very clearly that a quantum flux agitator is needed to properly run vacuum cooling, unfortunately, I only have one, and it's holding the singularity open, I could try high-speed liquid cooling if things get too warm (simple procedure: pour a single cup of water directly on the motherboard when temps get above a certain point, very effective)

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Wed Sep 01, 2004 9:59 pm

Things are a little hectic at work right now so I can’t give the proper technical response to the question/hypothesis you present. If you can wait for this weekend, I believe we can delve into the quantum gains in bipolar pings in a vacuum produced by a RAM fission.

PG-16 I’m afraid. We’re going to get down and technical boys and girls.

(now where did I put my crayons?)