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Do you know why men snore when they sleep on their backs? It's because their b---s fall over their a--h--e and cause vapor lock.

Lmao I'm sorry, really I am hahaha :rotfl: :D
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:rotfl:

too funny :D
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Post by TonyT »

geez, you go off & disappear for a couple months and then come back here and dump on us men........gee wiz.

now......why do dogs lick their ba***?


Because they can! (all men secretly wish that they were dogs sometimes)
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Thats a good one pmsn :rotfl:
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Post by BMED »

That's why I sleep hanging from the ceiling, like a bat! Too funny! :rotfl:
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Post by Noevo »

Originally posted by BMED
That's why I sleep hanging from the ceiling, like a bat! Too funny! :rotfl:
uh yeah, thanks for the vision of a twisted missle toe :)



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Post by BMED »

Originally posted by Noevo


uh yeah, thanks for the vision of a twisted missle toe :)



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pathetic...
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Post by mikemean »

Originally posted by wee96
pathetic...
nevermind
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Post by HalfLifer »

Originally posted by wee96
pathetic...
:confused: lol
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Post by ghost »

Originally posted by wee96
pathetic...
I agree. You certainly are, you little ball licker.

Remember when I told you to fvck off? I meant it.
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Post by blebs »

Originally posted by pmsngun
Do you know why men snore when they sleep on their backs? It's because their b---s fall over their a--h--e and cause vapor lock.

Lmao I'm sorry, really I am hahaha :rotfl: :D
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Try me my friend, just try me...i'd beat you senseless.

Originally posted by ghost

I agree. You certainly are, you little ball licker.

Remember when I told you to fvck off? I meant it.
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Post by mountainman »

Originally posted by TonyT
now......why do dogs lick their ba***?


Because they can! (all men secretly wish that they were dogs sometimes)
and........I think that everyone thinks that when dogs lick them, they are giving them kisses. Nah, I think they dogs lick people so they can get that taste of a** out of their mouth.
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Do something about pissy boy then, said nothing to him, only explained what would happen.
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Post by ghost »

Originally posted by wee96
Try me my friend, just try me...i'd beat you senseless.
I'm going to get you.

Here's what I'm going to do:

I'm going to get a big custard pie, hide around the corner where you live, and hit you with it when you walk by. Boy, will you be embarrassed. That'll teach you. Maybe some cute girl will be around to see it, and then she won't want to kiss you because she doesn't want to be seen with a guy who has pie all over him.

Ha, so there.
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Post by CiscoKid »

Wee96, please end your argument! pmsngun is a very well respected member of SG, unless you have been here longer than she has, which I doubt, you had NO right for your "pathetic" statement. No one else has had a problem with the original post, I, for one, thought it was hillariouse!

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Post by Gaming-Module »

Originally posted by wee96
pathetic...
Wow, I never would have thought you could see your tool past that gut of yours.
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Post by ghost »

Originally posted by CiscoCert
Wee96, please end your argument! pmsngun is a very well respected member of SG, unless you have been here longer than she has, which I doubt, you had NO right for your "pathetic" statement. No one else has had a problem with the original post, I, for one, thought it was hillariouse!

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Naw, I just posted what I was going to do. Give him the pie treatment, that will be awful. That'll teach him. Ha!
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Post by Gaming-Module »

Originally posted by wee96
Try me my friend, just try me...i'd beat you senseless.


What are you gonna do? Tug on your spaghetti straps and get your size forty panties in a wad.

Please...
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Post by pmsngun »

Gee I'm really sorry wee that you didn't enjoy the joke, maybe I can do better for you later on, it looks like you are having a really bad week .
But really pathetic wasn't what I think of when I read this , actually I thought it was hilarious, but then maybe I'm twisted lmao.
Any way have abetter week!!!!!!
Thanks CiscoCert!!!!!!!!!! :D
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Post by HalfLifer »

Eh, lets stop knocking Wee, or Ill get into this :mad:

He's having a bad week, so excuse what he said...

ghost you seem to flame him every chance you get, so how about stopping that?
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Post by Gaming-Module »

Originally posted by HalfLifer
Eh, lets stop knocking Wee, or Ill get into this :mad:

He's having a bad week, so excuse what he said...

ghost you seem to flame him every chance you get, so how about stopping that?
That's real nice dude. But when you have a bad week, the grown up thing to do is to "not" take it out on people on a message board.

But I guess age doesn't always equate to maturity.
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