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hi all!

Post by pmsngun »

Just a little something I thought was cute.

How to tell someone their fly is open hehehe


) The cucumber has left the salad.
19) I can see the gun of Navarone.
18) Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
17) You've got Windows in your laptop.
16) Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.
15) Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
14) Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bell.
13) Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...
12) You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
11) Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
10) Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
9) Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
8) Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!
7) The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
6) Dr. Kimble has escaped!
5) You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."
4) Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...
3) You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2) I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY TO TELL SOMEONE THEIR FLY IS UNZIPPED...

1) I thought you were crazy; now I see your nuts. :rotfl:
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Post by Jigga76 »

This has been posted like 5 million times before. I remember seeing this earlier this week. :rolleyes:
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Post by mikemean »

Originally posted by Jigga76
This has been posted like 5 million times before. I remember seeing this earlier this week. :rolleyes:
Backoff Jigga. This is one cool lady. Besides, I have not seen that before.
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Post by Gaming-Module »

Originally posted by Jigga76
This has been posted like 5 million times before. I remember seeing this earlier this week. :rolleyes:
Attacking pmsngun, newbie?

You have just set yourself up the bomb.
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Re: hi all!

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PMS...

YOU EXIST! :eek: :)

Welcome back...
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Post by Qwijib0 »

Originally posted by Macho-Module


Attacking pmsngun, newbie?

You have just set yourself up the bomb.
HE has no chance to survive make his time.
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Post by Prey521 »

Originally posted by Jigga76
This has been posted like 5 million times before. I remember seeing this earlier this week. :rolleyes:
And you're point is?!!!!!

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Post by minir »

Hi pmsngun


Nice to see Your Smilin Face again. :)

Been awhile or i'm asleep,


Thanks for the Funny ;)



regards

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Post by funky »

Excellent jokes.. all the SGers are slowly flooding back now.. we can finally take over the world! :p
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Post by princess »

hi mom! very funny. thanks for sharing it with us. :)

hope you have a wonderfull day!
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hey momma good to see you home again.


oh btw did you know you and i came to SG on the same day?
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Re: hi all!

Post by EvilAngel »

Originally posted by pmsngun
Just a little something I thought was cute.

How to tell someone their fly is open hehehe


) The cucumber has left the salad.
19) I can see the gun of Navarone.
18) Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
17) You've got Windows in your laptop.
16) Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.
15) Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
14) Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bell.
13) Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...
12) You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
11) Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
10) Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
9) Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
8) Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!
7) The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
6) Dr. Kimble has escaped!
5) You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."
4) Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...
3) You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2) I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY TO TELL SOMEONE THEIR FLY IS UNZIPPED...

1) I thought you were crazy; now I see your nuts. :rotfl:
Why do I feel all those are directed towards me? ...lol

at least the nuts one... :D

Glad to see you posting again mom! :D Don't let the scrub jigga get to you, he's a little slow..
I haven't seen those jokes yet , hilarious! :D
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Post by EvilAngel »

Originally posted by Jigga76
This has been posted like 5 million times before. I remember seeing this earlier this week. :rolleyes:
I John B (aka EvilAngel) solomly swear to place my ass firmly on every thread jigga ever makes and take a royal sh1t.

Have a nice day..
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Post by Qwijib0 »

Originally posted by EvilAngel


I John B (aka EvilAngel) solomly swear to place my ass firmly on every thread jigga ever makes and take a royal sh1t.

Have a nice day..
all Jigga76 threads are belong to EA.... :D
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Post by pmsngun »

I just love you all so much. Miss you very much also, I'll be around from time to time, you guys are always on my mind.
And Jiggy sorry about the post, but you really didn't have to read it again, but thanks for letting me know.
Love ya, hope all of you have a great day and thanks for having my back, good to have friends you can count on hehe.

Oh yeah Evil, the cucumber has left the salad lol love that one.
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Post by dreww71 »

Originally posted by pmsngun
...And Jiggy sorry about the post, but you really didn't have to read it again...
No kidding. I hadn't seen it, so thanks for posting pmsngun. I think #8 is the funniest. :)
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Post by downhill »

pmsngun, nice to see you around again! Don't be such a stranger!

No need to apologize for your post either. The fact is, that there are so many posts nowdays, that most of us miss a bunch of them anyway. I almost missed this one.

Funny stuff, its the first time I've seen it also. Some of them have applied from time to time. :o
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Post by The Devil »

Originally posted by Jigga76
This has been posted like 5 million times before. I remember seeing this earlier this week. :rolleyes:
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Originally posted by EvilAngel
I John B (aka EvilAngel) solomly swear to place my ass firmly on every thread jigga ever makes and take a royal sh1t.

Have a nice day..
Duck and run, jigga, duck and run. You might as well delete your account NOW.

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Post by fanta »

First time I've seen that post either.

Nice to see you around. I thought you abandoned your only-distant-hawaiian-adopted-son ;)
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Damn, you're screwed now Jigga, you're on EA's sh1t list :eek:
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Post by funky »

Come on.. don't be so harsh on Jigga.. I am sure that we do that too and he/she's just following us, rite?
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Post by ghost »

Originally posted by ExtraCrispy M&Ms
Come on.. don't be so harsh on Jigga.. I am sure that we do that too and he/she's just following us, rite?
Yeah, if you're a complete freakin' nut lick.
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Post by blebs »

I know it isn't any of my business but, just why have you been lurking and not posting? I remember some of what was happening, but I didn't think it would have you staying away. We need ya back here to help EA and Prey to keep things on an even keel! :D
Thanks for stopping in and letting us know your still around.
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Post by brembo »

Originally posted by ghost


Yeah, if you're a complete freakin' nut lick.
I gotta say, that is one great saying. Thanks ghost, I have a new cut-down. Heh, nut-lick, thats wonderful.
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you're on EA's sh1t list
literally
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Post by pmsngun »

Originally posted by blebs99
I know it isn't any of my business but, just why have you been lurking and not posting? I remember some of what was happening, but I didn't think it would have you staying away. We need ya back here to help EA and Prey to keep things on an even keel! :D
Thanks for stopping in and letting us know your still around.
LMAO EA and PREY do just fine on their own. Thanks so much for the welcome back really nice to know I've been missed. Haven't been lurking, just haven't been here in awhile, nothing to do with S/G just personal.

Fanta, lol, I would never abandon you, you're my favorite son( don't let EA read this hehehe) Talk to ya soon ;)
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