I never really needed pick up lines, I just shook my ass on the dance floor and women started appearing around me. heheh.
JD
I think i tried the "does your shirt say made in heaven" line once and the girl took pity on me and let me buy her a slice and a coke(this was like at age 15 at the mall hehehehe )
EDIT but not before she and her friends had a good laugh btw.
Pick-up lines are out of style now.. (yours were hilarious, by the way)
Nowadays you have to be sexy, humorous and cute (like me, hehe). Nah, but girls don't usually fall for them, unless they're funny... like those! lol
The key is to be funny... not too funny... then she'll think you're an immature bastard who thinks everything is a joke.
I do use this one on girls I see in the street though...
"Hey excuse me, I'm lost... I don't know how to get to my house from here... can you show me how to get to yours?"
or
"Damn! That's a fat(phat) ass------- pair of sneakers........"
<sarcastic>um... yeah</sarcastic>
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EvilAjax unbanned, reinforces stereotypes with gunplay braggadocio...
Guy: "Would you like to dance?"
Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you."
Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me. I said you look fat in those pants."
1.Do you believe in love at first sight?...Or do I have to walk by again?
2.Do you sleep on your stomach?...no?....Can I?
3.Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I can easily see myself in your pants.
4.Tomorrow morning, do you want me to call you or nudge you?
5.Your parents must be bakers cuz they sure put out a great set of buns|
6.Your parents must be thieves cuz someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
7.Do you have a quarter? Cuz I promised I would call my mother as soon as I fell in love.
8.Do you have some Irish in you? Would you like a little Irish in you?
9.Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
10.Would you like to go home for a pizza and a ****?....*slap*...what? you don't like pizza?
11.Your legs must be tired cuz you've been running through my mind all night.
12.That shirt is very becoming on you, of course if I were that shirt I would be coming on you too.
13.If I told you I liked your body would you hold it against me?
14.I heard milk was good for your body, but damn| You must drink gallons at a time|
15.Hi, my name is ______. Don't forget, because you'll be screaming it later tonight.
16.Excuse me, but could you give me directions? To where? Your heart...
17.**** me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?
18.Come over here and sit on my lap--we can talk about the first thing that pops up.
19.Excuse me, ma'am, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
20.The voices in my head say you should go out with me....
21.Hey, is it hot in here, or is it just you.
22.If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
23.Gesture for person to come over I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest of my body.
24.Person A: I'm sorry, were you talking to me? person B: No; Person A: Well then, please start.
25.If I follow you home, will you keep me?
26.Have you ever been licked until tears rolled from your eyes?
27.Pardon me, but may I attempt to seduce you?
28.Lick finger, and rub it on the clothing of the person, then rub it on yours. Just a light touch will do. "So, what do you say we get out of these wet clothes..."
29.(hold up first two fingers on one hand) Know why you should use these two fingers to masturbate? No, why? Because they're mine.
30.A:*walks up to B and gently pulls up their collar and looks at the tag in their shirt* *a hmph and a long pause* *then A walks away* B: What the hell? What was that? etc...; A: Oh... I was just checking to see if it said "Made in Heaven."
31.I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
32.Miss, if you've lost your virginity, can I have the box that it came in?
33.Excuse me, you have some lipstick on your tooth, mind if I lick it off?
34.Excuse me, I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way to your heart.
35.Hi, are you wearing space underwear? ëcause your ass is out of this world.
36.Think of a number between 1 and 10 - You lose - take all your clothes off!
37.that outfit looks good on you... but it'll look better on my floor.
38.hey babe..the winds blowing how about you?
39.so.. how much time out of heaven did you get off for bad behavior?
40.Make up yer mind. Decide to walk with me around the lake tonight
41.I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
42.I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
43.They say love is a many splendor thing. Let's make some and find out.
44.I'm sorry if I appear to be shaking, I'm just nervous because I want to kiss you.
45.Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
46.I like every bone in your body, especially mine.
47.[Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
48.What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply?
49.Hey baby, do fries come with that shake?
50.I'm not trying anything. I always put my hands there.
51.I'm not trying to pick you up...you're too heavy.
52.Your father must be a drug dealer because you sure are dope.
53.Here's a quarter....Go phone you Mother and tell her you won't be home tonight!
54.Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven!
55.Do you know the difference between sex and conversation? no, want to go upstairs and talk?
56.My tongue hurts, will you massage it?
57.Nice shoes, wanna ****? (reported to work well sometimes... at the risk of getting a drink in your face!)
58.Are you going some where I can cum.
59.You must be a holy woman because you make want to yell Jesus!!!!
60.Are those bugle boy jeans?
61.(To a woman in a car) Hey, the horn blows. Do you?
62.Hi My name's Chance. Do I have one?
63.Would you like to play a game? Let's play Pearl Harbor. I'll be Hawaii and you can be Japan and blow the hell out of me!!
64.hold finger to her back and say "Do exactly what I say and nobody will get hurt"
65.Your right leg's Christmas and your left leg's New Year's; I'd like to visit you between the holidays
66.Find a good looking girl with her boyfriend and give him a napkin and say "Give this to your girl and tell her to quit sweatin' me"
67.Girl, you better kiss heaven goodbye cuz it's gotta be a sin to look that good!
* Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
* Your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere I want to be
* Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
* I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your
Bed Rock
* I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you
* My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going
* Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger
King, you
treat me right, and I'll do it your way right away
-I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that
someone
beat me to it
* If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous
* Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants
* I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I could ride you all day
long for a quarter
* Wanna Play House? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long
* Guy: "Would you like to dance?"
Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you"
Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said
you look fat in those pants"
* Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine
* I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house
* If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg
Christmas,
could I visit you between the Holidays?
* **** me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?
* I love every bone in your body - especially mine
* You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light
switch away
* Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
* I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this
cheap motel room
* The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your
tongue.
