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minir
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by minir » Wed Apr 11, 2012 3:44 pm
I was in bed with my new girlfriend last night, and she said I had the biggest Willy she’d ever laid her hands on.....
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I said “You’re pulling my leg”
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Larry
SlyOneDoofy
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by SlyOneDoofy » Wed Apr 11, 2012 5:04 pm
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
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She fits in your wifes clothes!
Nutty like squirrel terds!!!
MadDoctor
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by MadDoctor » Wed Apr 11, 2012 5:13 pm
slyonedoofy wrote: how do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
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she fits in your wifes clothes!
burn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
People will forget what you said... and people will forget what you did... but people will never forget how you made them feel.
RaisinCain
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by RaisinCain » Wed Apr 11, 2012 7:42 pm
MadDoctor wrote: burn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bahhhhhhhhh LMAO
minir
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by minir » Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:41 pm
SlyOneDoofy wrote: How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
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She fits in your wifes clothes!
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minir
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by minir » Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:43 pm
RaisinCain wrote: I LoL'd!
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Glad you had a laugh RaisinCain
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regards
minir
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by minir » Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:46 pm
Good to see Your Smilin Face MadDoctor.
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YeOldeStonecat
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by YeOldeStonecat » Thu Apr 12, 2012 7:03 am
LOL....Good one Larry!
Hope spring weather is greeting you each morning up there. Starting to get nice down here.
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Guinness for Strength!!!
minir
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by minir » Thu Apr 12, 2012 8:52 am
YeOldeStonecat wrote: LOL....Good one Larry!
Hope spring weather is greeting you each morning up there. Starting to get nice down here.
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Not too bad Brian...13/15C for the weekend with Sunshine. Its been all over the place from 20C to -4. Can't count on nice weather till May, very mild winter. Not once did i have to plow the driveway.
Have a good one.
Larry
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by YeOldeStonecat » Thu Apr 12, 2012 10:19 am
Very mild winter here too.....got a new snowblower for XMas....didn't really need it this year...had it out once but barely 3" of snow..hardly worth dragging it out for that.
Short sleeve weather many times during Feb and March. Very weird winter...hardly winter at all. Had spring flowers coming up in March! Might be an odd summer..we shall see.
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Guinness for Strength!!!
Roody
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by Roody » Thu Apr 12, 2012 11:06 am
SlyOneDoofy wrote: How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
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David
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by David » Mon Apr 16, 2012 1:24 pm
Smack and SMACK!!!
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by Debbie » Mon Apr 16, 2012 2:50 pm
You guys are too much!
minir
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by minir » Mon Apr 16, 2012 3:36 pm
Hi David & Debbie
Glad you had a laugh ot two.
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by idavid4attdsl » Mon Apr 16, 2012 10:59 pm
Damn... liked the jokes...
SlyOneDoofy
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by SlyOneDoofy » Tue Apr 17, 2012 3:05 am
Thanks!
Thought you'd like that one.
Nutty like squirrel terds!!!