After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one
day and said, "44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,
slept on a sofa bed and watched on a 10" black and white TV, but I got to
sleep every night with a hot 25 year-old girl"..
"Now I have a $1,500,000 home, a $45,000 car, nice big king bed and
plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 65 year-old woman. It seems
to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a
hot 25 year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be
living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa
bed and watching a 10" black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life
crisis.