blew some gas into the freezer cabinet at the gorcery store this morning

Faust · Post by **Faust** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:52 pm

was early and the aisle was empty. crime of opportunity. i know if i opened the door and a smell like that rolled out id let the manager know theres something rotten in there.

if its any consolation, about 25 minutes later right as i was rolling the cart up to the checkout counter, their POS system/registers went down, with no idea how long to get it back up. so i went home empty handed. will have to try again tomorrow. must have been karma.

i know i know..... foul, juvenile, umm immature (help me out here) behavior. at least i got a little laugh out of it even though i know im not supposed to fing that kind of thing funny anymore. am even wondering if i should be sharing this....

ah, well. not like i have an image to uphold.

*click*

Roody · Post by **Roody** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:58 pm

Sounds like a stunt Debbie or I would pull.

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:11 pm

Have to admit it’s an odd thing to do but that’s not saying I wouldn’t do the same thing if given the same opportunity.

Dan · Post by **Dan** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:13 pm

Faust wrote:was early and the aisle was empty. crime of opportunity. i know if i opened the door and a smell like that rolled out id let the manager know theres something rotten in there.

if its any consolation, about 25 minutes later right as i was rolling the cart up to the checkout counter, their POS system/registers went down, with no idea how long to get it back up. so i went home empty handed. will have to try again tomorrow. must have been karma.

i know i know..... foul, juvenile, umm immature (help me out here) behavior. at least i got a little laugh out of it even though i know im not supposed to fing that kind of thing funny anymore. am even wondering if i should be sharing this....

ah, well. not like i have an image to uphold.

*click*

my mom used to tell me that if I did'nt stop doing that I could be permanently constipated !

so be careful

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:19 pm

Dan wrote:...so be careful...

Too late, he’s probably full of s*** by now.

jdmcrx · Post by **jdmcrx** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:24 pm

when I use to be a small format account manager, I use to do that all of the time and then laugh when one of the beer or store employees would go and there and asked what died. Always funny.
matt

Faust · Post by **Faust** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 9:15 pm

RoundEye wrote:Too late, he’s probably full of s*** by now.

/cowboy boy, howdy!

Dan · Post by **Dan** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 9:41 pm

Faust wrote:was early and the aisle was empty. crime of opportunity. i know if i opened the door and a smell like that rolled out id let the manager know theres something rotten in there.

if its any consolation, about 25 minutes later right as i was rolling the cart up to the checkout counter, their POS system/registers went down, with no idea how long to get it back up. so i went home empty handed. will have to try again tomorrow. must have been karma.

i know i know..... foul, juvenile, umm immature (help me out here) behavior. at least i got a little laugh out of it even though i know im not supposed to fing that kind of thing funny anymore. am even wondering if i should be sharing this....

ah, well. not like i have an image to uphold.

*click*

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RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 9:32 am

Dan wrote:

That simile makes me laugh to myself for some reason.

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 1:03 pm

Roody wrote:Sounds like a stunt Debbie or I would pull.

Humboldt · Post by **Humboldt** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 4:39 pm

Aren't you going to be buying and eating something out of that freezer the next time you go shopping?

CableDude · Post by **CableDude** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 4:40 pm

Faust · Post by **Faust** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 6:49 pm

Humboldt wrote:Aren't you going to be buying and eating something out of that freezer the next time you go shopping?

yep. i fail to see the problem, though, as i think my farts smell great

Humboldt · Post by **Humboldt** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 6:49 pm

Faust wrote:yep. i fail to see the problem, though, as i think my farts smell great

*pukes*

So everyone else is supposed to like the smell of your ass gas in their food?

Roody · Post by **Roody** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 6:50 pm

Someone has to say it so why not me?

This thread topic stinks.

Indy · Post by **Indy** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 6:56 pm

Roody wrote:Sounds like a stunt Debbie or I would pull.

Roody · Post by **Roody** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 7:07 pm

Indy wrote:

Indy · Post by **Indy** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 8:01 pm

http://arstechnica.com/software/news/20 ... e-apps.ars

You may not believe it, but fart tools are among the largest categories of iPhone apps. In fact, outside of games—the most popular apps—fart apps may very well take the lead. A quick search for "fart" in the App Store produced well over 100 results. Other categories with high "me too" ratios pale by comparison, such as flashlight apps (50) and tip calculators (80), and while "bible" yields over 170 results, each of these categories contain quite a few false positives.

Faust · Post by **Faust** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 11:08 pm

Indy wrote:http://arstechnica.com/software/news/20 ... e-apps.ars

i totally believe it.

also, i have to admit one of the very first custom ringtones i made with a cell phone that could do that was a nice one, too. perfect conditions... early saturday morning. not out of bed yet so very little ambient noise. more than once i had to make it clear it was the phone and not *me* doing that when in close proximity to other people. theoretically the joke ran its course, as i have failed to make a new one. who knows how long that will last.