10 Highly Anticipated Video Games You'll Never Get To Play

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:08 pm

How much ass would it have kicked?
If Blizzard had devoted even a fraction of the same time and effort to Starcraft Ghost's gameplay that they clearly sunk into lovingly rendering agent Nova's taut, bountiful butt cheeks ...

... then this game may have cured cancer had it ever seen the light of day.

http://www.cracked.com/article_16152_10 ... -play.html

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Sava700 · Post by **Sava700** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:11 pm

Can't wait till that Duke game comes out... I'm patient though!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 7:48 pm

I'm surprised that list didn't include Spore yet.

Randy · Post by **Randy** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 9:02 pm

Sava700 wrote:Can't wait till that Duke game comes out... I'm patient though!

change that damned avatar

Sava700 · Post by **Sava700** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 9:23 pm

Randy wrote:change that damned avatar

I picked the one I wanted but it didn't work so I gave up

Immortal · Post by **Immortal** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 9:28 pm

Randy wrote:change that damned avatar

[hands girl dollar bill] "Shake it baby"

Ahh, good old days of pixeled boobies.

Indy · Post by **Indy** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 10:04 pm

Ah, Duke Nukem Forever. The very reason we have the term 'vaporware'...

Humboldt · Post by **Humboldt** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 10:42 pm

Sava700 wrote:I picked the one I wanted but it didn't work so I gave up

Why didn't it work?

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 6:47 am

Out of that list...Duke's the only one that entices me. Duke 3D is one of the games that got me into computer gaming hardcore...(Aces over Europe being the other). Countless hours over my friends house playing those on his Packard Smell w/Win3.x.

Sava700 · Post by **Sava700** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 7:31 am

YeOldeStonecat wrote:Out of that list...Duke's the only one that entices me. Duke 3D is one of the games that got me into computer gaming hardcore...(Aces over Europe being the other). Countless hours over my friends house playing those on his Packard Smell w/Win3.x.

yep same here... played many a late hour dialed into a friends computer or vise versa to play one on one.

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 7:40 am

Dialing up via modems into a friends computer....heh...
What else was a blast back then...

*Of course the big game that seriously got me into online gaming...Quake 1! The first "True 3D" environment for FPS games (Duke 3D was really more like Duke 2 and 1/2 D). Quake 1 was it back then..man! That's what I got into clanning, matches, being up all night into the wee hours of the morning playing. Usually played online on a Quake 1 server that was up at Wesleyan college (spell?).

*Mechwarrior...that was a fun one.

*Monster Truck Madness.

I can't remember if POD played multi..I think I remember playing that with buddies over dial up. POD was one of the first "MMX" enabled games out...a racing game.

rogue313 · Post by **rogue313** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 8:08 am

Well... from those that were listed, I prefer Hellgate.
Not as good as it should have been when released, but definitely one with potential.
Unless of course Diablo III actually does make it to the light of day....