david's biography

axtrader · Post by **axtrader** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:05 pm

http://youtube.com/watch?v=2pif1z4h9U0

David · Post by **David** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:49 pm

You really do miss Porfirio, don't you?

I AM your worst nightmare. A dentist with a badge.

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:52 pm

David wrote:You really do miss Porfirio, don't you?

I AM your worst nightmare. A dentist with a badge.

fixed

David · Post by **David** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:53 pm

brembo wrote:fixed

thanks..... typing without reading

axtrader · Post by **axtrader** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:07 pm

David wrote:You really do miss Porfirio, don't you?

Negative. Regrettably I have to deal with his whining gayness all day on Yahoo Chat.

Today's dilemma is that his daughter is looking more and more like the mailman every day. Go figure.

David wrote:I AM your worst nightmare. A dentist with a badge.

Negative. My worst nightmare would be if Prey showed up at my door wearing a thong, makeup and pumps. That would pretty much guarantee a lifetime of insomnia for me.

Roody · Post by **Roody** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:13 pm

Gee thanks for putting that image into my head Ax.

David · Post by **David** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:19 pm

axtrader wrote:Negative. Regrettably I have to deal with his whining gayness all day on Yahoo Chat. Today's dilemma is that his daughter is looking more and more like the mailman every day. Go figure.

From what I understand, he has a female letter carrier. This could be an unfortunate "snowball" incident, so the genealogy is undetermined.

axtrader wrote:Negative. My worst nightmare would be if Prey showed up at my door wearing a thong, makeup and pumps. That would pretty much guarantee a lifetime of insomnia for me.

Again a non-starter. As a parttime "knock-knock who's there" Jehovah's witness, he often peddles Watchtowers in Flip Wilson's Geraldine gear. Of course, it puts the pathetic in sympathetic and he leaves with his bloomers converted into a thong.

The above is a dramatization, it is by no means a representation of Porfirio Abner Reyes.

axtrader · Post by **axtrader** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:24 pm

David wrote:so the genealogy is undetermined.

Alas, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

David wrote:Again a non-starter. As a parttime "knock-knock who's there" Jehovah's witness, he often peddles Watchtowers in Flip Wilson's Geraldine gear. Of course, it puts the pathetic in sympathetic and he leaves with his bloomers converted into a thong.

The above is a dramatization, it is by no means a representation of Porfirio Abner Reyes.

David · Post by **David** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:33 pm

axtrader wrote:Alas, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

And its seed not far from its gym sock.

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 7:10 pm

This thread scares the HELL out of me.

*goes back to sucking thumb in corner*

Spammy · Post by **Spammy** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 7:12 pm

MadDoctor wrote:This thread scares the HELL out of me.

*goes back to sucking Ken in corner*

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 7:19 pm

Spammy wrote:

Nice title, red squares and post count!

Spammy · Post by **Spammy** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 7:19 pm

MadDoctor wrote:Nice title and post count!

I know. lol

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 7:20 pm

MadDoctor wrote:Nice title, red squares and post count!

Who are you laughing at jerk?

You're in the same boat.

asshat

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 7:20 pm

Bite me MD

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 7:20 pm

Bite yourself

Spammy · Post by **Spammy** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 7:21 pm

MadDoctor wrote:Bite me MD

Hey man it is your club, I am just a humble member

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 7:21 pm

Spammy wrote:I know. lol

Makes you feel special doesn't it. Can I feel you to see how special you are?

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 7:22 pm

Spammy wrote:Hey man it is your club, I am just a humble member

So.... when are you going to pay your dues? My PayPal account is open!

Spammy · Post by **Spammy** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 7:22 pm

MadDoctor wrote:Makes you feel special doesn't it. Can I feel you to see how special you are?

Bats eyes, Fluffs fir, come on over.

Spammy · Post by **Spammy** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 7:23 pm

MadDoctor wrote:So.... when are you going to pay your dues? My PayPal account is open!

Hey is that code talk.