blonde cop, blonde driver

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blonde cop, blonde driver

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A blond woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blond.

The blond cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license.

She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

What does it look like?" she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.

Here it is," she said. The blond officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."
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Not your best stuff Tony. :D
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LOL, good one! :rotfl:
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Hmmm kinda dumb.
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Post by MissTynker2 »

panicattack wrote:Hmmm kinda dumb.
It's a blonde joke! :p
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