Two days later, the first-time mother gave birth by C-section to a healthy, 7-pound, 7-ounce boy named Walter Scott Edwards III.
"Usually you can tell if you're pregnant, but with me, I couldn't tell," the 39-year-old Garden Grove resident said Thursday, pointing to her belly and explaining that, at about 420 pounds, she was so large that no one – including herself – could tell she had carried a baby to term.
Branum says she never had morning sickness and did not feel the baby kick, at least not until after doctors told her what was inside her womb. "If he kicked, I didn't feel him kicking," she said.
The layers of fat padding her belly likely insulated the baby's movements, said her physician, Dr. Afshan Hameed.
And Ax, don't act like you've never done a beanbag chair!
Just throw some flour on her and find the wet spot :vomit:
It's strange though, how can you boink a really REALLY fat chick. I mean, I got some length, but I still don't think I could get past the rolls. I mean, we're talking her nasty taco doesn't even start until you're at least 6" to a foot in.
I guess you just do the fat and let your little olympic swimmers make the rest of the journey.
Perhaps I'm thinking too hard into this......my stomach hurts.
Prey521 wrote:And Ax, don't act like you've never done a beanbag chair!
Just throw some flour on her and find the wet spot :vomit:
It's strange though, how can you boink a really REALLY fat chick. I mean, I got some length, but I still don't think I could get past the rolls. I mean, we're talking her nasty taco doesn't even start until you're at least 6" to a foot in.
I guess you just do the fat and let your little olympic swimmers make the rest of the journey.
Perhaps I'm thinking too hard into this......my stomach hurts.
G'night
I've heard you have to hit it from behind w/ them fat ones... never tried it myself, not inclined to try it in the future either.
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At work, in forums, in poetry classes, everywhere!
Prey521 wrote:And Ax, don't act like you've never done a beanbag chair!
Just throw some flour on her and find the wet spot :vomit:
It's strange though, how can you boink a really REALLY fat chick. I mean, I got some length, but I still don't think I could get past the rolls. I mean, we're talking her nasty taco doesn't even start until you're at least 6" to a foot in.
I guess you just do the fat and let your little olympic swimmers make the rest of the journey.
Perhaps I'm thinking too hard into this......my stomach hurts.
G'night
Naw dawg! Lefty said it best, "The closer to the bone the sweeter the meat." I'm with him. A woman can't be too skinny for my taste. (pun intended) No heifer humpin' for me bro.
BTW, I knew I could count on you to figure out how to penetrate that mushy tushy. You DO like a challenge don't you?
