What do you want engraved on your tombstone?

chimdogger · Post by **chimdogger** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 10:08 pm

Mine would say:

One less dirty old man in the world.

Humboldt · Post by **Humboldt** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 10:14 pm

Can someone grab me a beer?

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 10:36 pm

All parts worked great until he turned 102...

Mad_Haggis · Post by **Mad_Haggis** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 10:42 pm

Aged slowly for that legendary Rocky Mountain smoothness and character. Contains no preservatives.

MissTynker2 · Post by **MissTynker2** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 11:12 pm

She was a Sparrow when she was broken, Now she's an Eagle when she flies.

minir · Post by **minir** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 3:44 am

"Now i know how Herve Villechaize must have felt."

--

minir

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 3:47 am

Here I am, laid to rest
Knowing that I did my best
But, it was time for me to pass
So now you all can kiss my azz!

Unholy · Post by **Unholy** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 4:31 am

"Return to Sender"

Mad_Haggis · Post by **Mad_Haggis** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 5:21 am

Everybody that is everybody in the free world should submit for (The Cardassians take a tooth) TOTAL BODY SDCAN, weight, height, etc...

DNA is real, so aloud as true. Hiding something from, "{[fRaMe]}"?

cAMARAS?, EVERYWHERE , You got to fight 4 your right, 2....

Party.

Does doing that cause cancer faster than smoking, than lets stop doing that first.

Haggis is actually stating to worry about the cancer, it seems to B winning, bad year this 2006.

Yeah everything dies. But in groups its like cancer clusters under un prooved power lines.(I likky the Mg/hz)

Winter is here, I am happy, lungs work, not smoking as much, but beleive all cooking should be done outside now, 2, prevent water/main breaks.(Ballz 2 T wallz)= Good times, happy thoughts, B 4 XMAS.

Wait the Jew has something 23 say....

mccoffee · Post by **mccoffee** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 5:52 am

lucky

Mad_Haggis · Post by **Mad_Haggis** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 6:30 am

Don't Shh me, I'm dead. Please.

TonyT · Post by **TonyT** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 9:18 am

"Worms - $.15/doz"

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 9:32 am

"Sorry I can't be with you right now, but please leave your name and number and I'll see you hell, bye."

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 10:07 am

Once I wasn't
Then I was
Now I ain't again.

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 10:09 am

Lefty wrote:Once I wasn't
Then I was
Now I ain't again.

Hey, isn't that the rise and fall of Gibsons movie career?

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 10:11 am

downhill wrote:Hey, isn't that the rise and fall of Gibsons movie career?

A few movie careers.

Sarahnn · Post by **Sarahnn** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 11:06 am

I did my time. Now a proud member of the cosmos.

loop2kil · Post by **loop2kil** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 11:16 am

I want to be cremated (sp?)

David · Post by **David** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 11:21 am

nice shoes...

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 11:25 am

Hell_Yes wrote:nice shoes...

Immortal · Post by **Immortal** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 11:25 am

Help me out of here!
I'm not dead yet!

morbidpete · Post by **morbidpete** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 11:58 am

nothing, dont want one. i want a quiet burial, no reception, wake. nothing. no need to waste money on a dead man

Randy · Post by **Randy** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 3:51 pm

hopefully i will die in my sleep then my wife can just bury in the back yard. Noone needs to know

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 5:44 pm

"Killed at the age of 99 by the jealous husband of a 23 year old woman"

Forgetful · Post by **Forgetful** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 7:04 pm

"Born 1953"
"Died 2953"