Learn to swim first

[blacklab]

Mike walks into a bar and sees Pat sitting at the end of the bar with a great
big smile on his face. Mike says, "Pat, what are you so happy for?"

"Well Mike, I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin'
my boat, and a redhead came up to me.. tits out to here, Mike. Tits out to
here! She says, 'Can I have a ride in your boat?'

I said 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Mike. I
turned off the key and I said 'It's either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim,
Mike. She couldn't swim!"



The next day Mike walks into a bar and sees Pat sitting at the end of the bar
with a even bigger smile on his face. Mike says, "What are you happy about
today Pat?"

"Well Mike.... I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin'
my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blond came up to me...tits out to here, Mike. Tits
out to here! She said 'Can I have a ride in your boat?'


I told her 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Mike.
Way out much further than the last one. I turned off the key and I said, 'It's
either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim, Mike! She couldn't swim!"



A couple days pass and Mike walks into a bar and sees Pat down there cryin'
over a beer. Mike says, "Pat, what are you so sad for?"

"Well Mike, I gotta tell ya.... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin'
my boat, and the most desirable brunette came up to me... tits WAY out to
here, Mike. Tits WAY out to here. She says, 'Can I have a ride in your boat?'

So I said, 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Mike,
way WAY out... much further than the last two.

I turned off the key, and looked at her tits and said 'It's either screw or
swim!'



She pulled down her pants and.....She had a pecker, Mike! She had this great
BIG pecker! ... and I can't swim Mike! I can't swim!"

[G-IcE]

[Roody]

[Joint Chiefs of Staff]

[Ken]

What a coincidence, that same thing happened to SCat...

[Lefty]

[A_old]

lol