Little old lady joins biker club...

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Fri Jul 26, 2002 4:32 pm

A little old lady had always wanted to join a local biker club.

One day she goes up to the club and knocks on the door.

A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoo's all over his arms answers.

She proclaims, "I want to join your club."

The guy was amused, but says she needs to meet certain biker
requirements in order to join. The biker asks;

"Do you have a motorcycle?

The little old lady replies "Yep ... my bike's parked over there,"
and points to a flamed black Harley chopper in the driveway.

The biker asks, "Do you drink?"

The little old lady replies, "Yep, drink like a fish.
I'll drink any man in your club under the table."

The biker asks, "Do you smoke?" The little old lady replies,
"Yep... smoke like a chimney. At least 4 packs of cigarettes
and three joints a day and a couple of cigars in the evening,
while I'm shooting pool."

The biker is very impressed and asks,

"Last question, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"

The little old lady thinks for a minute and says,
"Nope, but I've been swung around by my nipples a few times."

De Plano · Post by **De Plano** » Fri Jul 26, 2002 4:43 pm

You know my grandmother? Did she tell you about that? That was a good one.

LT-73 · Post by **LT-73** » Fri Jul 26, 2002 4:45 pm

Oh Sh*t !!

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Fri Jul 26, 2002 4:49 pm

Rock on Maddoc!!! That was awesome!

Mrs RoundEye · Post by **Mrs RoundEye** » Fri Jul 26, 2002 8:35 pm

Daves World · Post by **Daves World** » Fri Jul 26, 2002 9:28 pm

fire bad.........fuzz good

SherriBabee · Post by **SherriBabee** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 7:56 pm

LOL poor grandma, if ONLY she would have heard this one, she probally would have went sooner (god bless her good hearted soul)

Shagster · Post by **Shagster** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 8:13 pm

Wow, for a second I was wondering why so many old members decided to come back all of a sudden.

SherriBabee · Post by **SherriBabee** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 8:23 pm

Shagster wrote:Wow, for a second I was wondering why so many old members decided to come back all of a sudden.

LOL sorry bout that, I find ya get some Good threads if ya see what people are looking at from Who's Online

didn't check the date b4 I replied

Sherri

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 8:39 pm

Oh boy...someone's searching the MadDoc archives...

Watch out Sherri..you'll find some..err....strange ones.

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 8:51 pm

[quote="YeOldeStonecat"]Oh boy...someone's searching the MadDoc archives...

Watch out Sherri..you'll find some..err....strange ones. ]How bad can it be? I've got less than 400 posts!!!!!

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 4:16 pm

SherriBabee · Post by **SherriBabee** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 9:07 pm

[quote="YeOldeStonecat"]Oh boy...someone's searching the MadDoc archives...
Watch out Sherri..you'll find some..err....strange ones. ]

No, no, no; I wasn't looking for 'anyone' in parcular's posts, just what the headings where in the "Whos Online", even the Google Slurper ones lol....

Sherri

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 9:53 pm

[quote="YeOldeStonecat"]Oh boy...someone's searching the MadDoc archives...

Watch out Sherri..you'll find some..err....strange ones. ]

Shes a good match for him, seems strange in her own ways lol