Over 50 Giggle

minir · Post by **minir** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 10:12 am

PERKS OF BEING OVER 50

If you are not over 50, this is what you have to look forward to.
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1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.

4. People call at 9 pm and ask, " Did I wake
you ???? "

5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

8. You can eat dinner at 4 pm.

9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.

10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

13. You sing along with elevator music.

14. Your eyes won't get much worse.

15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.

19. You can't remember who sent you this list .

And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.
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regards

larry

Norm · Post by **Norm** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 12:10 pm

Poor TonyT

That's what he has to look forward to next year.

Thanks Larry, good to know these things in advance. I'll have to call Tony once a week or so and remind him to get dressed 'before' he leaves the house.

Norm · Post by **Norm** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 12:16 pm

Wait a minute........

Tony may have hit 50 already!!

Hmmm, .... I better send him a link to the forums, again.

minir · Post by **minir** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:00 pm

Hi Norm

Tell TonyT that after the shake & drip, Don't forget to Zip.

Common fault after 50, that and forgetting to Unzip early enough.

Take care Norm.

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regards

larry

Roody · Post by **Roody** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:54 pm

minir · Post by **minir** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 5:42 pm

Hi Roody

Thanks & pleased it brought you a laugh

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regards

minir

Croc · Post by **Croc** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 3:13 am

4. People call at 9 pm and ask, " Did I wake
you ???? "

Don't you just hate that!!

Thanks minir.
Sent it on to my 90+ uncle.

minir · Post by **minir** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 3:01 pm

Hi Croc

Glad you enjoyed some fun

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regards

minir

SherriBabee · Post by **SherriBabee** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 3:08 pm

Well, lets see, here's my view on a few of these

(mind you I haven't hit the 50 mark just yet either)

9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
Sorry, Strongly Disagree with this one

11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
Definately agree with this one (im told i've been driving slow-as-Molasses for a LONG TIME now

)

Sherri

minir · Post by **minir** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 3:29 pm

Hi SherriBabee

9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
Sorry, Strongly Disagree with this one

Braille works too SherriBabee

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Have a good one

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regards

minir

SherriBabee · Post by **SherriBabee** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 3:52 pm

minir wrote:Hi SherriBabee

Braille works too SherriBabee
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Have a good one
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regards
minir

LOL Im sure it does, but the Real Deal is SWEETER

Rgds
Sherri