Boss has phone phobia

foolish heart · Post by **foolish heart** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:15 pm

Can't leave office unattended...might miss important phone call

CableDude · Post by **CableDude** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:32 pm

Hmmm..... Must really be dedicated to their job?

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:33 pm

CableDude wrote:Hmmm..... Must really be dedicated to their job?

Or the misstress.

CableDude · Post by **CableDude** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:34 pm

YARDofSTUF wrote:Or the misstress.

foolish heart · Post by **foolish heart** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:38 pm

I have to stay. Have to eat lunch at the computer. Must be there is he needs something.

CableDude · Post by **CableDude** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:38 pm

I don't answer the phone anymore.

foolish heart · Post by **foolish heart** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:39 pm

hate the phone. Just want to be outside.

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:40 pm

CableDude wrote:I don't answer the phone anymore.

Heh god if I was your boss and knew how you felt, i wouldnt let you answer the toilet.

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:40 pm

foolish heart wrote:hate the phone. Just want to be outside.

Cordless!

CableDude · Post by **CableDude** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:43 pm

YARDofSTUF wrote:Heh god if I was your boss and knew how you felt, i wouldnt let you answer the toilet.

I'm a good employee.

foolish heart · Post by **foolish heart** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:43 pm

Hey YoS might make things interesting

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:47 pm

CableDude wrote:

I'm a good employee.

Ya, until your PC cant display brunette women...

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:48 pm

foolish heart wrote:Hey YoS might make things interesting

I've done crazier stuff at my last job.

CableDude · Post by **CableDude** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:48 pm

YARDofSTUF wrote:Ya, until your PC cant display brunette women...

foolish heart · Post by **foolish heart** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:51 pm

Do Tell

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 9:05 pm

foolish heart wrote:Do Tell

Played badmitton, soccer too, but with bubble wrap, not a real soccer ball.

Taken naps.

Flirted with a bunch of young women, wanted a couple shelves moved, we used cherry pickers to break them.

Unplugged neccessary equipment to power a fan. LOL

foolish heart · Post by **foolish heart** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 9:08 pm

YARDofSTUF wrote:Played badmitton, soccer too, but with bubble wrap, not a real soccer ball.

Taken naps.

Flirted with a bunch of young women, wanted a couple shelves moved, we used cherry pickers to break them.

Unplugged neccessary equipment to power a fan. LOL

What a guy!!!

Izzo · Post by **Izzo** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 9:11 pm

foolish heart wrote:What a guy!!!

He's not a guy..... he's a wookie

CableDude · Post by **CableDude** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 9:11 pm

YARDofSTUF wrote: Taken naps.

Flirted with a bunch of young women,

Yes!

CableDude · Post by **CableDude** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 9:12 pm

Izzo wrote:He's not a guy..... he's a wookie

Hai2U!!!!

foolish heart · Post by **foolish heart** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 9:12 pm

Izzo wrote:He's not a guy..... he's a wookie

Enlighten me...what's a wookie

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 9:14 pm

My av is a wookie.

On a side note to all that goofing off, I still made my performance standard for those days I screwed around.

Izzo · Post by **Izzo** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 9:17 pm

YARDofSTUF wrote:My av is a wookie.

On a side note to all that goofing off, I still made my performance standard for those days I screwed around.

after how many hours ?

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 9:22 pm

Izzo wrote:after how many hours ?

the standard is based on so much work per hour. and the shift doesnt end till the works done so it was different every day. But I kept my hourly average above the standard so I wouldnt get in trouble(unless they caught me goofing around)

foolish heart · Post by **foolish heart** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 9:24 pm

Izzo wrote:He's not a guy..... he's a wookie

Enlighten me...what's a wookie

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 9:25 pm

foolish heart wrote:Enlighten me...what's a wookie

<--- Look at that

foolish heart · Post by **foolish heart** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 9:27 pm

YARDofSTUF wrote:<--- Look at that

Hey I'm new here...give me time

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 9:30 pm

foolish heart wrote:Hey I'm new here...give me time

Think of a guy who hires beautiful women of the night........

to shave his back.

CableDude · Post by **CableDude** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 9:33 pm

YARDofSTUF wrote: Taken naps.

I was actually fallling asleep today.

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 9:33 pm

downhill wrote:Think of a guy who hires beautiful women of the night........

to shave his back.

They dont have to be beautiful if its "night" enough.

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:59 am

I leave my desk for an hour every day. Sometimes 12, 1 or 2 p.m. If you don't have time away for a break, even if you don't do anything, it will get to you.

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:59 am

Doesn't the boss have voice mail?

Brk · Post by **Brk** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:04 am

"Phone-phobia" would indicate that he is afraid of phones.

More like "missed call-aphobia."

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 2:54 pm

Burke wrote:"Phone-phobia" would indicate that he is afraid of phones.

More like "missed call-aphobia."

Brk · Post by **Brk** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 2:57 pm

Debbie wrote:

He's probably also the kind of person who, when he get a call from a number he doesn't recognize, immediately calls it back.

"Yeah, I just got a call from this number?!?!?"

Needs some friends.

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 4:54 pm

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......maybe we should call!

Jamie_R · Post by **Jamie_R** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 4:57 pm

why doesn't he just forward his calls to his cell phone while he's out of the office?

CableDude · Post by **CableDude** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 6:54 pm

Debbie wrote:If you don't have time away for a break, even if you don't do anything, it will get to you.

Amen.