Pat Robertson claims to have leg-pressed 900 kilos

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Mon May 29, 2006 8:50 pm

That's right.....2000 lbs..

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/ ... ealth/home

Clay Travis of CBS SportsLine.com called the 907-kilo assertion impossible in a column this week, writing the leg-press record for football players at Florida State University is 302 kilos less.

“Where in the world did Robertson even find a machine that could hold 2,000 pounds at one time?” Mr. Travis asked.

Maybe G_d provided it for him.

The CBN website attributes Mr. Robertson's energy in part to “his age-defying protein shake.” The site offers a recipe for the shake, which contains ingredients such as soy protein isolate, whey protein isolate, flaxseed oil and apple cider vinegar.

I suppose this is avalible for order right now. Get in line!

Ghosthunter · Post by **Ghosthunter** » Mon May 29, 2006 8:55 pm

lol that guy is nuts

minir · Post by **minir** » Mon May 29, 2006 9:17 pm

Me thinks the Rev Telleth Porkies downhill.

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minir

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Mon May 29, 2006 9:24 pm

Someone needs to find out if he can dodge bullets too.

MissTynker2 · Post by **MissTynker2** » Tue May 30, 2006 7:23 pm

brembo wrote:Someone needs to find out if he can dodge bullets too.

I'm not gonna be the one to step up and ask him! With my luck...it would be true!

Jim · Post by **Jim** » Tue May 30, 2006 11:48 pm

He is just asking to be chopped being in that position...

ghettoside · Post by **ghettoside** » Wed May 31, 2006 2:02 am

brembo wrote:Someone needs to find out if he can dodge bullets too.

ghettoside · Post by **ghettoside** » Wed May 31, 2006 2:03 am

Jim wrote:

He is just asking to be chopped being in that position...

lol

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Wed May 31, 2006 8:59 am

Ok Pat...get up on the seat......and pretend your pushing really really hard.

Your fan base is going to go nuts over this. It should be worth "thousands" in donations...

Leatherneck · Post by **Leatherneck** » Wed May 31, 2006 9:17 am

downhill wrote:
Your fan base is going to go nuts over this. It should be worth "thousands" in donations...

...or at least enough for an air conditioned dog house

Izzo · Post by **Izzo** » Wed May 31, 2006 9:18 am

downhill wrote:Ok Pat...get up on the seat......and pretend your pushing really really hard.

Your fan base is going to go nuts over this. It should be worth "thousands" in donations...

and you just know there are thousands that are , at this very moment, throwing their hands in the air, praising God and weeping that He allowed this to happen ...this guy just preys on ignorance

Leatherneck · Post by **Leatherneck** » Wed May 31, 2006 9:27 am

Although I find it a stretch of truth and a non-story, it's certainly not beyond the realm of possibilty. Remember the lady who lifted a 3000+ pound car off of an injured friend? Strange things can happen when put in a bizzare situation. (Pat Robertson certainly qualifies as bizzare!) http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4746665.stm

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Wed May 31, 2006 10:27 am

LMAO! I'd love to see him attempt this on video or something and watch the humongous hernia that will explode out of his abdomen!

Loonatic · Post by **Loonatic** » Wed May 31, 2006 1:53 pm

Watch the video, he moves it about 2 inches back and forth. Sorry folks, that is NOT a feat of strength or exercise. You arent getting any benefit out of moving it that little distance.

Needlefreak · Post by **Needlefreak** » Wed May 31, 2006 2:03 pm

Prey521 wrote:LMAO! I'd love to see him attempt this on video or something and watch the humongous hernia that will explode out of his abdomen!

I have the vid...brb..

Here...He short strokes it..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM6LXVVg ... eg%20press

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Wed May 31, 2006 2:32 pm

Needlefreak wrote:I have the vid...brb..

Here...He short strokes it..

He can't help that he was not "well-endowed", but my question is, ...Why would you watch him short stroking? That is TMI! And then to keep a vid of it... Needles, what has happened to you? A female bad experience... a tranny fool you and put the move on you, or what... What can turn a man to that sort of fetish?

thepieman · Post by **thepieman** » Wed May 31, 2006 2:51 pm

So big friggin Deal he bench pressed 1800lbs with his legs. I can hold a towel with an erection. lets see the old goat do that without popping a viagra.

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Wed May 31, 2006 2:56 pm

thepieman wrote:So big friggin Deal he bench pressed 900lbs with his legs. I can hold a towel with an erection. lets see the old goat do that without popping a viagra.

900 kilos

Brk · Post by **Brk** » Wed May 31, 2006 3:03 pm

Yeah, that counts about as much as claiming you can do 500 pushups in a row, and they're all girl push-ups.

Leatherneck · Post by **Leatherneck** » Wed May 31, 2006 3:19 pm

thepieman wrote:...I can hold a towel with an erection.

A wet beach towel or a handy wipe?

thepieman · Post by **thepieman** » Wed May 31, 2006 3:31 pm

bigmo66 wrote:A wet beach towel or a handy wipe?

I have a size 11 shoe...figure it out bubba!

Leatherneck · Post by **Leatherneck** » Wed May 31, 2006 3:41 pm

thepieman wrote:I have a size 11 shoe...figure it out bubba!

I hear ya! My 1st girlfriend said she would have to marry a man with 10" and I told her goodbye because I don't fold mine in half for no one

thepieman · Post by **thepieman** » Wed May 31, 2006 4:28 pm

bigmo66 wrote:I hear ya! My 1st girlfriend said she would have to marry a man with 10" and I told her goodbye because I don't fold mine in half for no one

jz82 · Post by **jz82** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 7:49 pm

It's funny how people dismiss modern claims, but embrace even more outlandish claims when they're a couple thousand years old.