Another Wifely Duties Guide!

Keg Party · Post by **Keg Party** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 4:53 pm

haha
YYEEAAHH.
My future wife will need to sign this contract.

Mactron · Post by **Mactron** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 4:57 pm

Keg Party wrote:haha
YYEEAAHH.
My future wife will need to sign this contract.

Today the only thing she will sign are the Prenups... for all of your assets. Good luck, dreamer.

Jamie_R · Post by **Jamie_R** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 5:04 pm

F**KIN' - A baby !!!

(i would show this to my wife, but i'm afraid to ...

)

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 5:20 pm

I want to know if that was actually an article in the noted magazine at that time or if this was made up...

Mactron · Post by **Mactron** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 5:26 pm

Kyle wrote:I want to know if that was actually an article in the noted magazine at that time or if this was made up...

Real !!! Ah, the good ole days !

Brent · Post by **Brent** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 5:50 pm

Now that's the way it should be!

Mactron · Post by **Mactron** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 6:41 pm

Brent wrote:Now that's the way it should be!

Boy, do you have a whole lot to learn !!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO.

Try that on your new girlfriend... correction, primary hand.

Brent · Post by **Brent** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 6:54 pm

I know it'll never be that, but i can dream

Mactron · Post by **Mactron** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 7:09 pm

Brent wrote:I know it'll never be that, but i can dream

Boy do I feel sorry for your future Wife... Victim. Should you ever find one. With that current attitude. Just an opinion mind you.

David · Post by **David** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:34 pm

She is wearing a white dress so that she matches the rest of the kitchen appliances....

Show this to your wife, Porifirio, and you will be sporting it in a very uncomfortable place.

ScottE · Post by **ScottE** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:56 pm

Ah the good days.

Sava700 · Post by **Sava700** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:17 am

ya know i haven't seen one woman post in this thread.. i wonder why?

kalbster · Post by **kalbster** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:43 am

You know I may be a chauvinist, but I think the majority of that article is pretty close to describing my wife. I've never understood why she always treats me like a King. (She says it's because I treat her like a Queen).

Maybe there's something to that eh?

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 12:07 pm

kalbster wrote:You know I may be a chauvinist, but I think the majority of that article is pretty close to describing my wife. I've never understood why she always treats me like a King. (She says it's because I treat her like a Queen).

Maybe there's something to that eh?

Your wife Asian?

knightmare · Post by **knightmare** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 12:10 pm

Prey521 wrote:Your wife Asian?

lol.....

kalbster · Post by **kalbster** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 11:52 pm

No, ... She's an Idahoan.

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 11:55 pm

kalbster wrote:No, ... She's an Idahoan.

Oh, my condolences, I had no idea..................

kalbster · Post by **kalbster** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 12:28 am

Thanks, I needed that.

Teirney · Post by **Teirney** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 6:15 pm

[quote="Sava700"]ya know i haven't seen one woman post in this thread.. i wonder why? ]

Because we can't stop laughing long enough to type a reply...

Sad truth is that is the way it used to be...then we burned our bras..things will never be the same.

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 6:20 pm

Teirney wrote:Because we can't stop laughing long enough to type a reply...

Sad truth is that is the way it used to be...then we burned our bras..things will never be the same.

Word, now we have a bunch of old women walkin around with their tits swinging inches off the ground

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 6:22 pm

Prey521 wrote:Deleted -B-

runs to fallout shelter

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 6:26 pm

Lefty wrote:runs to fallout shelter

You'd be safer underneath one of them saggy breastsssssssssss

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 6:33 pm

Prey521 wrote:Deleted -B-

Unless they fall off.