How about a toast???

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 12:12 am

Well?

Randy · Post by **Randy** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 12:13 am

ok
pick up bottle o beer

uhhh to what ?

* nudges scotte to raise beer*

ScottE · Post by **ScottE** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 12:13 am

I have no desire to play toast, but you guys go right ahead.

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 12:15 am

ScottE wrote:I have no desire to play toast, but you guys go right ahead.

Toasts are very serious business!! Just ask Randall! (being sensitive to our lady friends down under. LOL)

Izzo · Post by **Izzo** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 12:18 am

I don't drink.

Immortal · Post by **Immortal** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 12:18 am

I like my toast with some pate.

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 12:24 am

Izzo wrote:I don't drink.

Do you eat a lot of fruit to keep from getting dehydrated?

Izzo · Post by **Izzo** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 12:26 am

downhill wrote:Do you eat a lot of fruit to keep from getting dehydrated?

There's a Humby's/Trini's mom joke in there somewhere.

ace · Post by **ace** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 12:29 am

Izzo wrote:I don't drink.

Toasting isnt just drinking!

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 12:29 am

I had a little chicken

Immortal · Post by **Immortal** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 12:30 am

downhill wrote:I had a little chicken

In chinese, chicken means wh ore.

Izzo · Post by **Izzo** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 12:30 am

[quote="ace"]Toasting isnt just drinking! ]

way ahead of ya mang.

ace · Post by **ace** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 12:32 am

Izzo wrote:way ahead of ya mang.

I would probably say that were even!

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 12:33 am

Immortal wrote:In chinese, chicken means wh ore.

In America, it means "Kentucky Fried".

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 12:33 am

downhill wrote:I had a little chicken

That had a wooden leg..

Izzo · Post by **Izzo** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 12:34 am

ace wrote:I would probably say that were even!

I won't argue.

Izzo · Post by **Izzo** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 12:34 am

downhill wrote:That had a wooden leg..

Did it have a name?

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 12:36 am

downhill wrote:I had a little chicken

That had a wooden leg..

best damn chicken

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 12:37 am

Izzo wrote:Did it have a name?

ell if I know...it's part of a toast!

Izzo · Post by **Izzo** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 12:38 am

downhill wrote:ell if I know...it's part of a toast!

*cough cough* ...To the dead chicken!!

Chris · Post by **Chris** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 12:38 am

Thru the lips and over the gums

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 12:39 am

Chris wrote:Thru the lips and over the gums

Ahhh....a true gent...

Chris · Post by **Chris** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 12:40 am

downhill wrote:Ahhh....a true gent...

Lookout tummy

Chris · Post by **Chris** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 12:41 am

here it comes

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 12:42 am

downhill wrote: I had a little chicken

That had a wooden leg..

best damn chicken

that ever laid an egg...

Chris · Post by **Chris** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 12:43 am

In Heaven there is no beer, that is why we drink it here.

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 12:46 am

Izzo wrote:*cough cough* ...To the dead chicken!!

Hang on now...it's coming!!

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 12:49 am

Chris wrote:here it comes

"clink"

urrrp

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 12:51 am

downhill wrote:
I had a little chicken

That had a wooden leg..

best damn chicken

that ever laid an egg...

It laid more eggs than any chicken on the farm...

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 12:57 am

I had a little chicken

That had a wooden leg..

best damn chicken

that ever laid an egg...It laid more eggs than any chicken on the farm

and another little drink won't do us any harm.

Scuse me for a second....

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 6:21 am

Here's to the perfect girl,
I couldn't ask for more.
She's deaf 'n dumb, oversexed,
and owns a liquor store.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Here's to cheating, stealing, fighting, and drinking.
If you cheat, may you cheat death.
If you steal, may you steal a woman's heart.
If you fight, may you fight for a brother.
And if you drink, may you drink with me.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

May the winds of fortune sail you,
May you sail a gentle sea.
May it always be the other guy
who says, "this drink's on me."

vinnie · Post by **vinnie** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 6:25 am

I'll have mine with vegemite thanks

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 6:46 am

Some Guinness was spilt on the barroom floor
When the pub was shut for the night.
When out of his hole crept a wee brown mouse
And stood in the pale moonlight.

He lapped up the frothy foam from the floor
Then back on his haunches he sat.
And all night long, you could hear the mouse roar,
"Bring on the goddamn cat!"

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 9:30 am

Lefty wrote:Some Guinness was spilt on the barroom floor
When the pub was shut for the night.
When out of his hole crept a wee brown mouse
And stood in the pale moonlight.

He lapped up the frothy foam from the floor
Then back on his haunches he sat.
And all night long, you could hear the mouse roar,
"Bring on the goddamn cat!"

I have a teeshirt from my favorite Irish pub that has that on the back.

*Burp*.......oh what a night.

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 9:42 am

LOL@ Lefty's toasts!

Good ones!!

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 10:16 am

downhill wrote:LOL@ Lefty's toasts!

Good ones!!

Here's to heat...
not the kind that ignites and burns down shantys...
but the kind that exictes...and slides down panties!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Here's to bein' single...
drinkin' doubles...
and seein' triple!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Here's to the women in the high-heeled shoes,
who smoke men's fags and drink men's booze;
and when they kiss, they kiss so sweet,
they make things stand that have no feet!

Here's to women's kisses,
and to whiskey, amber clear;
not as sweet as a woman's kiss,
but a damn sight more sincere!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I've drunk to your health in company,
I've drunk to your health alone.
I've drunk to your health so many times,
I've damn near ruined my own!"

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 10:27 am

[quote="Lefty"]

Here's to the women in the high-heeled shoes,
who smoke men's fags and drink men's booze]

You ARE a sailor...lol

I have a slightly different version.

Here's to the woman in the high heeled shoes...

Smokes my ciggeretts, drinks my booze....

Makes me so hot I almost smoother.......

Then goes home to sleep with her goll durned mother..

CableDude · Post by **CableDude** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 10:39 am

I lol'd a bit

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 10:59 am

[quote="Lefty"]Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Bastid · Post by **Bastid** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 12:12 pm

Heres to you...
Heres to me...
Heres to friends, we will forever be...
If someday we should disagree...
F@%CK YOU HERES TO ME!

thats all i got