Hello I'm Flunky Girdle Tushie...Pleased To Meet You

FreedomFireCom · Post by **FreedomFireCom** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 4:50 pm

This is a fun activity that actually promotes networking....if you can stop laughing long enough.

It's a fun little "respite" to peg out your giggle meter....

I've tried this other places....had a lot of fun...& got rid of any possible bad juju hangin' around. You can't be or stay grumpy if you do this.

It's also a nice ice breaker....and great way to start or end a week. In short....get a smile....pass it on...and have a great day.

So......it's now time for another round of.......

"What is your name"...............

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day, here is your dose:

According to the following excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = zippy
n = pinky
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your
new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of
your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. Now if you SEND THIS ON ... use your new name as the subject. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!!

OK....now I'll start (geez...somebody has to do it. LOL)

Flunky GirdleTushie here............

If my Mom named me that I'd change species!!

God Bless,
"Flunky"

aka Michael

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 5:04 pm

Welcome to Speedguide, FFC!
I am Pinky Bubblechunks, at your service...

Spammy · Post by **Spammy** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 5:10 pm

Welcome to the Chaos here at Speedguide.

Zippy Cootie Pants reporting for duty Sir.

fastchevy · Post by **fastchevy** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 5:10 pm

Snotty Bubbletush

morbidpete · Post by **morbidpete** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 5:10 pm

tulefel liverfanny welcomes you to speedguide...
you fold?

Indy · Post by **Indy** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 5:23 pm

fastchevy wrote:snotty bubble tush

We must be related...

Tulefel Bubbletush here

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 5:26 pm

Must be a big Bubbletush family here....

Meet Mr. Cheeseball Bubbletush..

Spammy · Post by **Spammy** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 5:38 pm

morbidpete wrote:tulefel liverfanny welcomes you to speedguide...
you fold?

If not

TheFallenAngels you would put as team name and team number is 15

wee96 · Post by **wee96** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 5:56 pm

Pewfy Dinglegoof waving.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 6:05 pm

Crusty apple chunks arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Meggie · Post by **Meggie** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 7:01 pm

fluffy girdle head..

i dont like it

CableDude · Post by **CableDude** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 7:26 pm

wee96 · Post by **wee96** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 7:28 pm

Actually im squeezeit applebuns

Bastid · Post by **Bastid** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 7:54 pm

big family indeed...

Crusty Bubbletush at ye service...

thepieman · Post by **thepieman** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 10:12 pm

Crusty Applebutt here...welcome Nooblet

MissTynker2 · Post by **MissTynker2** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 11:14 pm

Ken wrote:Welcome to Speedguide, FFC!
I am Pinky Bubblechunks, at your service...

OMG Ken!!! Welcome home!! We have missed you!!

stevebakh · Post by **stevebakh** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 5:49 am

Crusty Appleshorts

MissTynker2 · Post by **MissTynker2** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 7:26 am

Snotty Applepants!!

Sounds like a disease! giggle! Welcome aboard Freedom.

Annalysa · Post by **Annalysa** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 8:22 am

Hi I am loopy chickenbutt, I guess nice to meet you.

striker8000 · Post by **striker8000** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 2:09 pm

greasy chickenfanny here

jdmcrx · Post by **jdmcrx** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 8:06 pm

welcome to speedguide
mine is
tuelfe cootieface

matt

FreedomFireCom · Post by **FreedomFireCom** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:32 am

Who's next?????

Immortal · Post by **Immortal** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:59 am

boobie applelips welcomes yee.

Massa · Post by **Massa** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 1:13 am

Squeezit Hamster-Hiney

Blisster · Post by **Blisster** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 2:31 am

Buttercup Wafflebrain here.

how are you?

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 5:05 am

Buttercup Bubble Lips

FreedomFireCom · Post by **FreedomFireCom** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 3:57 pm

OK....been awhile....who's next???

God Bless,
Michael

mmione · Post by **mmione** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 4:01 pm

Boobie AppleSniffer..

Shagster · Post by **Shagster** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 4:21 pm

Me = Pinky AppleKisser

Good stuff.

SteelersFANinMA · Post by **SteelersFANinMA** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 4:32 pm

Cheeseball Waffle-Tushie here.

ScottE · Post by **ScottE** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 5:25 pm

Meggie wrote:fluffy girdle head..

i dont like it

You did it wrong *******.

mmione · Post by **mmione** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 5:34 pm

ScottE wrote:You did it wrong *******.

dude, lay off.

ScottE · Post by **ScottE** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 5:50 pm

mmione wrote:dude, lay off.

Lay off of what?

mmione · Post by **mmione** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:04 pm

ScottE wrote:Lay off of what?

maybe insulting her every chance you have?

ScottE · Post by **ScottE** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:09 pm

mmione wrote:maybe insulting her every chance you have?

I never knew the truth could be insulting, and I'm being easy. If I wanted to be insulting I could go way farther than I am.

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 7:00 pm

Lumpy Girdlechunks