Well I have given you your requested morning celebration, cleaned your house, taken care of the dirthounds, grocery shopped, listened to your not-so-witty pontification with feigned enthusiasm, monitored your Guinness making sure it remained full, and will soon bake your cake and entertain your friends. What have you done on this fine day? Made yourself a pizza and cleaned your boots, "so they don't mess up the clean floors".
Thank you Sweet Lord Almighty your birthday is annual!
Well I have given you your requested morning celebration, cleaned your house, taken care of the dirthounds, grocery shopped, listened to your not-so-witty pontification with feigned enthusiasm, monitored your Guinness making sure it remained full, and will soon bake your cake and entertain your friends. What have you done on this fine day? Made yourself a pizza and cleaned your boots, "so they don't mess up the clean floors".
Thank you Sweet Lord Almighty your birthday is annual!
Well I have given you your requested morning celebration, cleaned your house, taken care of the dirthounds, grocery shopped, listened to your not-so-witty pontification with feigned enthusiasm, monitored your Guinness making sure it remained full, and will soon bake your cake and entertain your friends. What have you done on this fine day? Made yourself a pizza and cleaned your boots, "so they don't mess up the clean floors".
Thank you Sweet Lord Almighty your birthday is annual!
Happy Birthday Old Man.
ROFL....
you sure you guys arn't married yet?
The Devil wrote:Tolerance is a virtue, not a requirement.
Fact is, I am quite non-demanding for my b-day. I just want a few frineds around to booze it up with and thats about it. It's her obsession with having everything "perfect" for guests. CLEAN the house, CLEAN the patio, CLEAN the dirt!!! As it stands right now, a surgeon would be happy to do open heart surgery in the cupboards, cuz we all know that guests spot check these areas when invited over.
I will say the house is clean and tidy tho. Dogs are even sparkly clean.
Fact is, I am quite non-demanding for my b-day. I just want a few frineds around to booze it up with and thats about it. It's her obsession with having everything "perfect" for guests. CLEAN the house, CLEAN the patio, CLEAN the dirt!!! As it stands right now, a surgeon would be happy to do open heart surgery in the cupboards, cuz we all know that guests spot check these areas when invited over.
I will say the house is clean and tidy tho. Dogs are even sparkly clean.
She's a keeper bro!
The Devil wrote:Tolerance is a virtue, not a requirement.
Hey Brembo. Happy Birthday man. Best Wishes and many many more.
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Wheeeeee! Good food, drinks and friends. Dinner went off without a hitch and all had a great time. Dogs were surprisingly tame and everyone loved on em, spoiled little hounds tonight. An assortment of brews, one of note was "Hobgoblin" an imported English ale. Damn tasty, havin one right now in fact. Add this to my list of beers to drink I think.
Tomorrow night I get to go bar hopping. I'm not DD or anything, so I guess I get to get all silly and tipsy. Wheeee!
Anyway.....warm bed, beer in system, and the love of my life is in the next room, so I prolly outta go....uh.....do things.
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I gave Miss Manners a Dirty Sanchez, and she LIKED it.