Could YOU eat one of these?????

blacklab · Post by **blacklab** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 11:58 pm

Where's the beef???? Right here.

It's at a Pennsylvania pub that serves the world's biggest burger weighing
in at NINE lip-smacking pounds! That's no whopper - you can actually get
this meat monster for $23.95, load with all the "fixins"...

Two whole tomatoes
A half-head of lettuce
12 slices of American cheese
A full cup of peppers
Two entire onions
Plus, a river a mayonnaise, ketchup, and mustard.

Denny's Beer Barrel Pub is renown for its 6 lb. burgers. National and
local newspapers have reviewed the burger and its main appeal seems to
be...NO ONE HAS FINISHED IT!!

Has anyone been there, and if so how was your experience?

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 12:07 am

i could eat maybe 1/3 of it, but no more, nobody could ever finish that in one sitting.

wee96 · Post by **wee96** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 12:27 am

Its physically impossible, your stomach expands but I dont see any humans stomach being able to hold that much food.

Unholy · Post by **Unholy** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 12:29 am

I'd cut it into slices like a pizza and eat it for days.

Jim · Post by **Jim** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 12:30 am

If I can tackle the Vermonster, it's only a matter of time before I take that one on.

I'll PM anyone where they can leave donations for my family in my name.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 12:34 am

holy crap... i thought eating a 1lb burger was tough..

golfnintendoboy · Post by **golfnintendoboy** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 12:41 am

no...........friggin.............way........!!!!

vinnie · Post by **vinnie** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 5:37 am

I'd order it with three other friends and have a quarter each. Depending on which friends, we could probably eat it.

Alone? No way. If you paid me I'd maybe knock back 1/2 if I really tried, then spend the next week in the bathroom like poor Fletch, for those who know the 20x20 story.

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 6:28 am

Saw that on the food network. Insane! Yeah, possible could get 1/3 of the way into it....that's if I pulled away the bun, and it was good ground beef. But at only 24 bucks for 9 pounds of meat, I kinda bet it cheap ground beef.

Faust · Post by **Faust** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 7:29 am

there is an art to force feeding yourself (or so the TV has told me). though my protruding gut may not be conducive to this idea, i cannot eat more than maybe 2lbs of meat at one time, and thats if i am starving, and there's no other food matter involved... just ground meat. and thats a generous estimation. eating a 1lb burger will have me plugged up for at least a day.

however, there are folks that can force their alimentary canal to do things that others can;t possibly do. like that Japanese hot dog eating champ who ate more than 50 hot dogs in 12 minutes..... 50 frickin hot dogs in what most would see as "one sitting". by the time i got to the 10th hot dog (plain, no bun or anything), i would have already barfed at least twice (and given up as many times).

i bet someone could eat it (the burger in question) in a "one sitting" amount of time... like 30 minutes or so. 'specially if stripped to just the meat.

i bet the dump the next morning would world-class, too. time to call the HAZMAT team.

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 7:43 am

[quote="Faust"]
however, there are folks that can force their alimentary canal to do things that others can]

Yeah that's incredible huh? I'd def be wanting to hurl after getting near the dozen mark myself. Some TV show last week-ish, there was a story about this organization (supposedly "pro") of food competition eaters. The stuff they showed...certain people held records in special categories....I rememeber one guy that stood out...eating <some number I can't remember> sticks of butter in a set amount of time. Blech. What else did they show...oh yeah, this oyster eating championship. Now I love oysters, but wow...the amount that these guys ate in the competition. A whole table full of shucked raw ones...no hands used...just forward and "inhale" over each halfshell.

Then "Lookout ladies, I have a throbbing kickstand here!"

thepieman · Post by **thepieman** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 8:12 am

How does that thing even cook properly all the way thru...it would be like eating steak tartar most of the way in the middle.

Pie

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 8:28 am

How much does 23 McDonalds burgers weigh?

thepieman · Post by **thepieman** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 8:32 am

downhill wrote:How much does 23 McDonalds burgers weigh?

quarter pounders probably shrink down to 3/4 the weight or less...maybe like 7lbs possible +/-?

Pie

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 8:43 am

thepieman wrote:quarter pounders probably shrink down to 3/4 the weight or less...maybe like 7lbs possible +/-?

Pie

Just the regular burgers........That's my record when I was a pup.....I don't think I could wolf down anything close to that size at anytime in my life..

thepieman · Post by **thepieman** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 9:00 am

downhill wrote:Just the regular burgers........That's my record when I was a pup.....I don't think I could wolf down anything close to that size at anytime in my life..

Those are probably 1/5th lb uncooked wieght I would probably guestimate..LOL you probably ate more bread then burger and more soy-filler then meat!

iaus10 · Post by **iaus10** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 9:36 am

this thread makes me hungry. I'd live to try eating it... no way I could finish that monster though.

I've eaten a dozen hotdogs before. Just had 6 big brats, sauerkraut(sp?), and potatos last weekend. Wife was amazed (and a little ashamed).

Bastid · Post by **Bastid** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 1:50 pm

Faust wrote:.
i bet the dump the next morning would world-class, too. time to call the HAZMAT team.

that would be one of those: "use-the-gas-station-across-the-state" type dumpers

TrUtHsMaCkEr · Post by **TrUtHsMaCkEr** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 5:50 pm

idk that i'd want to, you get about 1/4 in and your stomach would hurt, or at least mine would.

Brent · Post by **Brent** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 6:03 pm

nope, not me, not in one sitting

it'd take me the course of a week to finish it

Krazy Kraut · Post by **Krazy Kraut** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 6:13 pm

That is HUGE!!!

I bet the person who does finish that has a heart attack right after.

stevebakh · Post by **stevebakh** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 10:14 pm

Wow! That's crazy!

Croc · Post by **Croc** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 2:07 am

All that and no beetroot to give it some flavour??? Not a burger without beetroot. Make a burger and try it.

I think I would buy one and cut it up for distribution to the family. Reckon it'd feed our tribe no problem. No way would I get close to 1/4 way through one of those.

Croc.

EvilAngel · Post by **EvilAngel** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 3:52 am

Why?.....lol

I bet I could buy one of those and feed my family of 6 for two days... litteraly! That's kind of a steal at 23 bucks too!

Rivas · Post by **Rivas** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 2:13 pm

holy **** lol
thats a huge burger !!!!!! lmao

TrUtHsMaCkEr · Post by **TrUtHsMaCkEr** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 3:30 pm

EvilAngel wrote:Why?.....lol

I bet I could buy one of those and feed my family of 6 for two days... litteraly! That's kind of a steal at 23 bucks too!

just the meat alone could make like 9 hamburger helpers! thats like 3 days if u had 1 a meal

tao_jones · Post by **tao_jones** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 6:54 pm

Thats madness going in and coming out that would be a nightmare.

aagiants · Post by **aagiants** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 9:43 pm

looks like the pics are chopped

token · Post by **token** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 11:40 pm

Porifirio could eat two of those. Easily. You could serve a huge NYC style pizza across that butt of his.

Chris · Post by **Chris** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 11:45 pm

Brent wrote:nope, not me, not in one sitting

it'd take me the course of a week to finish it

$26?

Cheap grocery list for the week, section it up, keep in fridge and micro as needed

Chris · Post by **Chris** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 11:46 pm

token wrote:Porifirio could eat two of those. Easily. You could serve a huge NYC style pizza across that butt of his.

I was right was I?

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 9:41 am

token wrote:Porifirio could eat two of those. Easily. You could serve a huge NYC style pizza across that butt of his.

Ax?

TrUtHsMaCkEr · Post by **TrUtHsMaCkEr** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 10:11 pm

porifirio?

Gandalf · Post by **Gandalf** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 10:20 pm

Please I could that with chopsticks.