A few Comments about Roody

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 11:03 pm

You suck!

Go wash my car

TrUtHsMaCkEr · Post by **TrUtHsMaCkEr** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 11:04 pm

i guess the title can imply negative comments

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 11:10 pm

I bet he's a closet Bush lover too, runs in his family!

Jim · Post by **Jim** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 11:22 pm

YARDofSTUF wrote:I bet he's a closet Bush lover too, runs in his family!

He might like Bush while he's in the closet, but just wait until he comes out!

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 11:27 pm

The young bride approached her awaiting husband on their wedding night
and demanded $20 for their first love making encounter. In his highly
aroused state, he readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time
they made love for the next 30 years, him thinking it was a cute way
for her to buy new clothes, etc.

Arriving home around noon one day, she found her husband in a very
drunken state. Over the next few minutes she heard of the ravages of
financial ruin caused by corporate down sizing and it's effects on a 50
year old executive.

Calmly, she handed him a bank book showing deposits and interest for
30 years totaling nearly $1 million dollars. Pointing across the parking
lot, she gestured toward the local bank while handing him stock
certificates worth nearly $2 million dollars and informing him that he
was the largest stockholder in the bank. She told him that for 30
years she had charged him each time they had sex, and this was the result
of her investments.

By now he was distraught and beating his head against the side of the
car. She asked him why the disappointment at such good news and he
replied, "If I had known what you were doing, I would have given you
all of my business!"

Men have no idea when to keep their mouth shut.

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 6:06 am

MadDoctor wrote:The young bride approached her awaiting husband on their wedding night
and demanded $20 for their first love making encounter. In his highly
aroused state, he readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time
they made love for the next 30 years, him thinking it was a cute way
for her to buy new clothes, etc.

Arriving home around noon one day, she found her husband in a very
drunken state. Over the next few minutes she heard of the ravages of
financial ruin caused by corporate down sizing and it's effects on a 50
year old executive.

Calmly, she handed him a bank book showing deposits and interest for
30 years totaling nearly $1 million dollars. Pointing across the parking
lot, she gestured toward the local bank while handing him stock
certificates worth nearly $2 million dollars and informing him that he
was the largest stockholder in the bank. She told him that for 30
years she had charged him each time they had sex, and this was the result
of her investments.

By now he was distraught and beating his head against the side of the
car. She asked him why the disappointment at such good news and he
replied, "If I had known what you were doing, I would have given you
all of my business!"

Men have no idea when to keep their mouth shut.

I'm reporting you to the FBI!

Roody · Post by **Roody** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 7:28 am

Roody · Post by **Roody** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 7:28 am

Jim wrote:He might like Bush while he's in the closet, but just wait until he comes out!

hahahahahahaha

MissTynker2 · Post by **MissTynker2** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 7:37 am

OMG!!!! That was wonderful!! Thanks for sharing

Baine · Post by **Baine** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 7:43 am

Nice tale MadDoc

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 10:08 am

The sky was dark,
The moon was high.
All alone,
Just her and I.

Her hair so soft,
Her eyes so blue.
I knew just what,
She wanted to do.

Her skin so soft,
Her legs so fine.
I ran my fingers,
Down her spine.

I didn't know how,
But I tried my best.
To place my hand,
On her breasts.

I remember my fear,
My fast beating heart.
But slowly she spread,
Her legs apart.

And when she did it,
I felt no shame.
All at once,
The white stuff came.

At last it's finished,
It's all over now.
My first time,
Milking a cow!

Baine · Post by **Baine** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 10:25 am

I didn't realise sheep were capable, but as they say - you learn something new everyday!

Baine · Post by **Baine** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 10:29 am

Not quite your genius, but it makes me laugh

Marie says "Pierre, kiss me!"

Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's Lips.
"What are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie.

"I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red
wine!"

She smiles and they start kissing. Things began to heat up a
little and Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower."

Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and
pours it on her breasts.

"Pierre! What are you doing now?" asks the bewildered Marie.

"I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have
white wine!"

She giggles and they resume their passionate interlude, and things
really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers,
Pierre, kiss me much lower!"

Pierre rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours
it on her lap. He then strikes a match and lights the cognac on fire.
Marie shrieks and dives into the River Seine. Standing waist deep.
Marie throws her arms into the air and screams furiously.
"PIERRE, WHAT THE F. ..... DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?"
Our hero stands and says defiantly, "I am Pierre, the fighter
pilot! If I go down, I go down in flames!"

TrUtHsMaCkEr · Post by **TrUtHsMaCkEr** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 2:16 pm

nice...

Baine · Post by **Baine** » Mon Aug 30, 2004 5:50 am

Cheers, I have loadsa stuff.......but I'm not sure it would be appropriate to post it here

Besides, I'm sure you guys have already heard most of them

If you don't already know this one then try searching google for "Ford ka sports, the evil twin" there are two - one about a cat
http://www.honestjohn.co.uk/redirect.ph ... twinka.mpg
and one about a pigeon
http://www.honestjohn.co.uk/redirect.ph ... rdBird.mpg

TrUtHsMaCkEr · Post by **TrUtHsMaCkEr** » Mon Aug 30, 2004 4:34 pm

Baine wrote:Cheers, I have loadsa stuff.......but I'm not sure it would be appropriate to post it here
Besides, I'm sure you guys have already heard most of them

If you don't already know this one then try searching google for "Ford ka sports, the evil twin" there are two - one about a cat
http://www.honestjohn.co.uk/redirect.php?http://www.wrongun.com/archives/eviltwinka.mpg
and one about a pigeon
http://www.honestjohn.co.uk/redirect.php?http://www.theviralfactory.com/movie/FordBird.mpg

yeah those have both been posted here, still good though