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@ Trini and Humby

This has to be the longest running "Yo Mama" bashing ever.

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Debbie wrote:Well, I would think that they would think twice about bumping me.

FIXED!

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Lefty wrote:
I go down every other month or so

...which explains why he's home alone on a Saturday nite.

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Lefty wrote:Finally signed #1 pick. Now hopefully we can move on this season and maybe win 3 games.

Funny you should mention that. I just bet my brother tickets to a Mets game next year that the Raiders won't win more than 3 games this year.

Gonna be a long disappointing season for us Faders fans.

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axtrader wrote:Debbie, ummmmmm, when you say you "worked" an Italian Festival, what exactly does that mean?

nm, i just read your job description. my bad.

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Debbie, ummmmmm, when you say you "worked" an Italian Festival, what exactly does that mean?

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...No nipplage...no nutage...no erecticle

...and STILL it gets deleted

...damn

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Caption this photo:

Edited by Roody

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Read the thread title....

Thought this thread would be about Roody's lack of longevity.

My bad!

Carry on...

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40 year old women > college girls

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Roody wrote:Always a good three days when the Tribe, Twins and Red Sux all beat their meat.

Re-fixed

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So did the Red Sux!

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:rotfl:

Man Loses Top Of His Head In Brain Operation

Wed Aug 29, 2007 11:08AM EDT

BERLIN (Reuters) - A German court has awarded 3,000 euros ($4,100) in damages to a man who had to have the top of his skull replaced with plastic because of a faulty hospital fridge.

Doctors removed the top ...

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Never mind, I found it.

It's "Shape Of Things To Come" by Audioslave.

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There's a scene in the movie "Miami Vice" where Sonny (Colin Farrell) is grinding some Chop Suey (Li Gong). What's the name of the song that's playing during that scene? And who's the artist?

TIA

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Roody wrote:She does wonders with sausages Ax.

ics:

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downhill wrote:go hit a bucket of balls before you go.

downhill, somehow i don't think you gotta tell Lefty to do that

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We are only playing 9 holes (Quiet Cat) and its on a Scottish style course. From what I understand its very difficult.

Very difficult? For you, yes. From what I've heard you have trouble enough handling just ONE hole. Always shooting your balls in the rough, never getting it in the hole and so ...

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I think I know what pic ax is talking about.

Here's the pic...

http://monkeybiz.250free.com/Pics/preywithboobs.jpg

What sucked was I could explain WHO it was, and sorta explain WHAT it was. But I couldn't explain WHY I had that pic on my hard drive. No matter what I came up with she just ...

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Debbie wrote:A thread of all threads!!! This is the funniest thread I've read so far. Thanks Ax!

You're welcome.

So ummmmm Deb........since I'm here alone why don't you drop by and return the favor? Tickle MY funnybone, so to speak.

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YeOldeStonecat wrote:So....what you're trying to say, is you had to make a few rapid passes at yourself with your chamois cloth?

Hmmmmm, now THERE'S a thought!

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She must have also seen the pics of Prey in your wallet. :eek:

Funny you should mention that.

A week or so ago I was scrolling thru pictures on my hard drive and she saw that picture of Prey wearing lingerie and sunglasses.....

GF: http://monkeybiz.250free.com/Pics/eek14.gif "OMG! Is that a ...

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I drive a black car which is normally garage kept. However, I've learned that when the car is exposed to rain it's easiest let it stay outdoors and air dry, followed by a quick pass of the chamois to remove any water spots.

So, it's been raining all day here in the NYC area. My alleged girlfriend ...

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so the genealogy is undetermined.

Alas, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

Again a non-starter. As a parttime "knock-knock who's there" Jehovah's witness, he often peddles Watchtowers in Flip Wilson's Geraldine gear. Of course, it puts the pathetic in sympathetic and he leaves with ...

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You really do miss Porfirio, don't you?

Negative. Regrettably I have to deal with his whining gayness all day on Yahoo Chat. :rolleyes: Today's dilemma is that his daughter is looking more and more like the mailman every day. Go figure.

I AM your worst nightmare. A dentist with a badge ...

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=2pif1z4h9U0

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So Prey and I are in chat and he tells me his sister-in-law is staying at his place for the night.

Then he tells me he's gonna cop a free feel of his SIL for ole time's sake.

I say he won't do it. He's nadless.

What do you guy's think?

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Bah!

Saw the thread title and thought this would be a thread about Prey getting divorced.

My Bad.

Carry on.

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@ this thread

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without pics this thread's worth = 0

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would have been funnier if the guy was a dentist.

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Prey521 wrote:If the myth is true, then Ax should lead a long and healthy life!

Indeed, and given your size problem I guess Tania has nothing to worry about either.

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Rusty: I hope you were the Groom.

Danny: Ted Nugent called, he wants his shirt back.

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Prey:

Excellent pics Bro!!!

And thanks for the update. She's gorgeous! Good thing she looks like you and not the wife.

Ax

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Cypher_138 wrote:So Ax, I was wondering... When are we gonna get naked together again?

I miss our long walks on the Jersey shore

Dude, you better not let Mutch find out you pushin' up on a brutha.

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RoundEye wrote:....don't trust him, it's a setup!

NOPE!!!! It's NOT a setup.

Just looking for an update is all.

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It's been a few months now and I was wondering just how thoroughly whipped your beautiful new daughter has you? Pics illustrating your demise would be greatly appreciated.

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Similar thing happened to Prey last summer. Only difference was it was his mother-in-law smiling and giving him a kiss.

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